RCW Thursday Night Repentance (April Week 1).
'Welcome to Thursday Night Repentance, everyone! I am Christopher X, along with Tazz!' Chris X introduced.
Matt 'Spike Dudley' Hyson graced the screen with something on his mind.
'I am sick and tired of hearing about how Mutt Soldier Z won the Junior Heavyweight title from Firefly. What about me? I never get any notoriety here. That's why I trashed RCW and Paul Heyman on FSW television in the first place! Mutt, I'm challenging you to a Casket match at Project Revolution for that belt. You will feel the Spike plunge into your soul and watch as I dump your precious belt on the desk of Tino Guidotti. This is 'The Hybrid' Matt Hyson!' Hyson explained.
Ralph Summers w/Cyrus vs. Carlito.
A short match ended when Cyrus pulled Carlito's leg, allowing Summers to plant Carlito with a Death Valley Driver followed by the Summers Projekt for the 1-2-3.
The winner is Ralph Summers.
The cameras shot the parking lot, where Paul Heyman & 'The 911' Ryan Walters were stepping out of Heyman's lavish white limo after talking business.
Balls Mahoney vs. Rat Bingbong.
'The Hardcore Chair-Swinging Freak' let it be known that he had signed an RCW contract before squaring off with RCW's resident Piledriver-crazy wrestler, Rat Bingbong. Rat tried to drill Balls with Balls' own Nutcracker Suite several times, but Balls slid away every time. When he eventually did have Balls helpless enough for the Nutcracker Suite, Rat shifted Balls to the side and nailed the Sewer Driver (Scoop Side Piledriver). It only got a 2-count. Mahoney reversed a Tombstone attempt and shouldered Rat before finishing him with the Nutcracker Suite.
The winner is Balls Mahoney.
Captain Paul Birchill & Star Dog vs. Mapleleaf Phantom & Wildstaff Nightmare.
Birchill & Phantom carried the action for the better part of this 14-and-a-half minute match. Birchill kicked out of the Canadian Bomb Scare (Sit-Out Pedigree) as did Phantom with Walking the Plank. It degenerated into a ruckus that ended when Star Dog kicked out of the Dreamcatcher by Nightmare and pinned him following the Sevenstar.
The winners are Paul Birchill & Star Dog.
The cameras were on the parking lot yet again when a car sporting the Five Star Wrestling logo turned up. A fight was on the way…
John Cena, Jerry Lynn & Rhino vs. Bloodhound, Redbark & Joey.
Cena dominated the entire match, knocking Bark & Joey unconscious with a lead pipe. Lynn and Rhino hit a Spike Piledriver on Bloodhound before Hound fell prey to the F-U, now known as the Killswitch. Cena quickly synched in the STF-U, now the Death Brand STF. Hound passed out rather than tapped out, giving the Network the victory.
The winners are the Network.
Jake Taproot vs. Mane.
Taproot made his singles' debut in this match with the XLX member. Mane tripped up on many occasions, allowing Taproot to take the advantage. In the end, Mane tasted a piledriver from Taproot followed by a Full Nelson on the top rope. Taproot bridged back with the Dragon Superplex he calls the Rootcore for the pin.
The winner is Jake Taproot.
The cameras are on Paul Heyman.
'I would like to announce that just before Project Revolution we are going to hold Saturday Night's Annihilation live on XNN2, the sister network of our current affiliates. On the card, I would like to announce that Ryan Walters and myself will be facing Big Bubba Ray & Lou E. Dangerously of the Dangerous Alliance as a tune-up for our Handicap match against Triple H at FSW Slam Jam. Thank you for your time!' Heyman announced.
Handicap match: Batista vs. Nelson Cracker & Eric Azzurith.
The Revolution champion was up against 2 tough individuals, but he battled until he was the only one left standing. Cracker couldn't pin Batista with the Concussion on Delivery, nor could Azzurith pin Batista after the Aztec Driver Bomb. The Emblem went up for their springboard-moonsault-off-the-shoulders, but 'The Animal' grabbed them and laid them out flat with a stacked Batista Bomb. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure what happened afterwards.
The winner is Batista.
Batista didn't get time to celebrate because the FSW Heavyweight champion Tribal Warrior came in and put 'The Animal' down with the Tomahawk Backbreaker. Mutt Soldier Z ran in, but Matt Hyson cut him off at the pass. The RCW and FSW rosters filtered in to meet one another. Triple H had a chainsaw, which he used to chase Paul Heyman & Ryan Walters out of the arena with. The RCW roster was destroyed on their home turf. Mutt Soldier Z was left in the ring, being held in place by Big Van Doom & Abyss. Matt Hyson pulled a staple gun from his jacket and an FSW Slam Jam ticket. Mutt struggled to break free before having the ticket stapled to his mask. Tribal Warrior got out a can of spray paint and sprayed 'FSW' on Mutt's back. The FSW roster then went to the balconies and tore down the RCW banners and signs before walking out triumphant. Both the crowd and the announce team were in stunned silence.
Project Revolution card:
Batista vs. FSW Superstar – Revolution title.
The Emblem vs. El Diablo, the Devils & the Pains.
Revolution Rumble – 10 RCW Superstars & 10 FSW Superstars.
Houston Deathmatch – Texas Bull vs. Panther Master.
Ryan Walters & Carlito vs. The Network – Global Tag Team titles.
'The Hybrid' Matt Hyson vs. Mutt Soldier Z – Junior Heavyweight title Casket match.
Saturday Night's Annihilation card:
Paul Heyman & 'The 911' Ryan Walters vs. Big Bubba Ray & Lou E. Dangerously.
