Bach at Numbuh Undefined's place
This had better be good I whined
" It's the sooprme leader numbuh 362" my aunt murmured
I made a sudden realization a member of the KND was usually moved to the closest tree house to their home another operative at the orphanage must of over heard the headmaster talking about my aunt adopting me and informed Numbuh 362 it was the only possibility I could think of.
"Hey numbuh 362" I said, " You don't even have to bother telling me dude"
"How did you know I was sending you to sector V I haven't even said anything yet" she responded
"Umm…maybe cause I am the head filer I know everything going on in the KND oh and by the way stop putting love notes to Patton in your files to him it gets irritating after a while"
"I don't put those in there..Must be some one else"
Of course you don't I thought
"Anyway I'll be in sector V's tree house in three weeks four tops."
"Why so slow "
"I just got here like what a few hours a go at least give me until the moving truck shows up geez."
"Alright I just hope you and numbuh 1 can stand being around each other so much with out killing one another"
"What am I an animal?"
Three weeks later
"Stop it already "
"What I do"
'You took my hoodie"
"It's your fault you sorted the laundry"
"Your turtlenecks don't have pockets plus I'm taller than you cant you tell if something is to big"
"Why do you even where red it's my color"?
"I've been wearing red way before I met you if I remember straight you wore blue all the time"
"SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YAS BEFORE I PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT "screamed numbuh 4
"QUITE NUMBUH...HEY STOP…COPYING…ME…GAAAAAAAAAAAH"
They both stomped of mad while the others sat and watched this familiar scene play out for a tenth time.
"We have to do something about those two my good vibes rainbow monkey is turning black and that means bad vibes."
"Kuki do you even know what a vibe is and your rainbow monkey is black because it is covered with dust Abby said poking it revealing a now gray patch of fur where'd you find this it looks like its from the 60s or something"
"Its my moms but anyway does two are getting annoying"
"I have a headache moaned numbuh two"
"So does every one else"
Numbuh undefined POV
Me and numbuh 1 had just got done with an argument so I decided to do a little target practice with my latest invention
"Fire in the hole" I yelled as a giant glowing ball of energy came flying out of my guitar
It slammed straight into the robot target before turning around and landing back in my hand ready to be fired again .
Knock off the racket I heard numbuh 1 scream he was in the door way
Fire in the hole I yelled before shooting at the robot next to him He passed out on the floor when he realized how close he came to being hit. I picked him up by the collar and gave him a good slap in the face
"Get up stupid" I said he didn't move so I yanked my water bottle out of my pocket and after taking a drink poured the rest of the water on his face, no response. I was a little worried now so I pinched his nose shut he started turning blue and flailed around like a fish out of water
"What the heck was that for?" numbuh 1 shouted
"You passed out I just trying to get you out of the middle of the floor." I responded
"You shot at me." He said a little more calmly
"No, I shot at the robot next to you." I said giving the now unidentifiable robot a kick "Reconstruct" I shouted all ten robots were back in position and ready for the next round of target practice.
"Don't tell me your going to have another round." He asked a question I hated questions
"What, ya need somethin'? I was feeling a little irritated now
"Yeah, you to stop so I can concentrate on filing" Now an order I hated those too.
"Why didn't you just say so," I said "Computer on find files of sector V yet to be sent enter mission info, send off now" I was ready to leave it felt to awkward
"Mission files 88-98 sent to moon base," it responded
"How did you do that?" More questions what's with all the questions
"Do what ?" I knew what I did I just wanted to go
"file my files without a computer." Great now I have to explain this thank god I wasn't talking to numbuh 2 he might have asked every question possible about my technology
"I up linked my voice command software into the tree house's main hard drive and then synced it to my portable which gives me constant access to the main frame ." " He looked confused it kind of reminded me of my cat when his bowl was empty
"I lost you after the word synced." That usually meant that a person gave up on caring and I could leave
"Whatever so do you have anymore stuff to do that requires concentration?" I decided to make sure of this
"No." Joy to the world I could leave
"Good then you wont mind giving this file to numbuh 2 and this package to numbuh 4 oh and hold on to my guitar for a while cause I'm going on break" I need to go some where that was nice and quiet
"Break where?" Make some thing up but what I blurted out something random
"To the candy store!" I screamed as I let my self fall out of the nearby window
Numbuh undefined was what I heard numbuh 1 say as he ran to the window and looked down I stood up on the branch and laughed
"Dude you should have seen your face you looked like that painting the scream." I said while imitating the famous pose of the scream
"Not funny."
I laughed as I flew off not to the candy store but a place that haunted my memories to this day Sector Z's old tree house