Revolution Championship Wrestling & Five Star Wrestling present Five Star Revolution!
'Hello, everyone and welcome to the sold-out Pontiac Silver Dome in Detroit, Michigan! I'm Christopher X along with Sam Shadow, Triple H & Shane McMahon!' Chris X introduced.
'Thanks, but no thanks, bonehead! Tonight, on the mega-card, you will see the FSW World championship defended when Tribal Warrior takes on 'The 911' Ryan Walters, who will also be facing Randy Orton for the RCW World title!' Triple H added.
'The former FSW World Tag Team Champions Billy B. Bling and Mikey G will take on the RCW Global Tag Team champions Jerry Lynn & Rhino accompanied by Cyrus, and the FSW Light Division champion Ultimo Dragon will face RCW Junior Heavyweight champion Mark Trevor Orton in an Aerial Annihilation match!' Sam Shadow pointed out.
'And then the big one: The Emblem defeated the Network on Livewire last Monday night to gain entry into the main event. The Devils & The Pains gained entry by winning the Cage Crazy match at Slam Jam last weekend! The two teams will collide in the final frontier of this feud: the WAR GAMES match! The rules are simple: Beat your opponents to a bloody pulp before making them submit or surrender. There are no pinfalls, no countouts, no DQs and no excuses! We will have a winner tonight!' Shane added.
'And the reason Joey Styles isn't here tonight is because Triple H smashed him through a table last weekend and he is still hospitalised!' Chris X concluded, seething at 'The Game'.
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RCW Global Tag Team Champions Jerry Lynn & Rhino w/Cyrus, John Cena & The Bikebrakers vs. B-12 & Mikey G.
Lynn began with a headlock on Mikey. Mikey countered with a reverse suplex. Lynn fired back with a drop-kick. B-12 got in, but he tasted a dropkick as well. That was the cue for 'The Big F'N Deal' Rhino to come in and get himself some. B-12 rolled away from the Gore and nailed the Drive By. Lynn rushed over and planted Billy with a Tombstone Piledriver. Mikey hit Lynn with a chair. He went to use the chair again, but Ralph Summers got on the apron and took away the chair. Lynn revived himself and executed the Stroke. B-12 got a table in the corner, but he turned around and got blasted with the Gore. Mikey was forced to his feet and was put on the turnbuckles. Rhino went up and hit the Exploding Rhino Driver from the top. Lynn pinned Mikey.
The winners are Rhino & Jerry Lynn.
Lynn got on the microphone.
'We won here tonight, pals... so don't go spouting gangster crap in our direction again, or you're just gonna' get more of the same!' The New F'N Show promised.
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A Half and Half spectacle filled one side of the arena for Five Star Revolution. On the FSW side stood 2 and a half stars making a third of a circle and in the middle was a huge television screen, but only half of that was there because the other side was the RCW side. Also, there was a ledge with a rail ran under the screens two halves, where Paul Heyman and Tino Guidotti shook hands.
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Monster's Ball: Mechaclaw vs. Gargomoth.
Mechaclaw lumbers down to the ring tightening his gloves. Gargomoth is waiting with patient eyes on the former RCW UK champion. Mechaclaw waltzes across the ring and looks up a foot to the face of FSW's big African. Mechaclaw gives a few jabs trying to show his power but Gargomoth seems to take no notice. He backs up and charges to give a 400-pound splash but Gargomoth just side steps the move. As the RCW star goes by he grabs his hands and spins him one rotation before letting go. Claw flies through the ropes but gets caught resulting in a hangman effect. Gargomoth picks up a cookie sheet from in the ring and smashes it on the struggling Mechaclaw's head propelling him to the ground. Gargomoth roars. Claw takes off running like a fat kid after a car made of cookies toward the backstage. Gargomoth follows him keeping pace. Claw keeps looking over his shoulder to see where his opponent is and finally dives into a room and locks the door plus blocks the door with a laundry machine which the room is full of seeing how it appears to be a laundromat. A door in the next room is heard opening as Claw relaxes until a cloud of dust falls and sheet rock smashes as Gargomoth breaks his way in from apparently a kitchen. Mechaclaw grabs a broom and climbs onto the top of a dryer. A few meters away, Gargomoth climbs upon a top loading washer only to have the roof collapse and a foot get trapped in. Mechaclaw from a distance is hitting him with the broom until he misses and the handle slams into a button making the washer go on and Gargomoth to fall of in an odd ballerina-like spin slamming into the fridge in the other room busting it to pieces. Apparently from the green rines everywhere, there were some watermelons in it. He gets up, but can't get closer to Mechaclaw due to the toaster being swung by the cord until a blender clocks him. He looks up in time to see a flying leg lariat and isn't able to wiggle out of the count.
The Winner is FSW's Gargomoth
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A video package is shown from Slam Jam when Spike stabbed Mutt Soldier Z and put him out of action for several months. Then scenes from Livewire's package which showed Mutt checking into hospital.
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We are taken backstage where it looks like '911' Ryan Walters is doing normal sit ups until the camera turns revealing that he has his feet attached to a pull up bar and he is going from head near the ground to it being near his bent knees. He kicks the leg hooks of the bar doing a back flip down. He smacks the cameraman ending the segment.
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Aerial Annihilation match: Mark Trevor Orton vs. Ultimo Dragon
Aerial Annihilation is the name of the match but it seemed like all the big air of the rope moves where being kicked out of the RCW Junior Heavyweight Champion Mark Trevor Orton or the FSW Light Division Champion Ultimo Dragon. Orton gives an elbow drop, 1, 2. Dragon gives a flip leg drop, 1, 2. Orton launches himself in an amazing shooting star press in which he over spun and ended up dropping it like and elbow, 1, 2 and so on. Somehow they got to the top of the Titan Tron in the heat of battle. Dragon hits a dropkick from the ledge under the main screen. Orton dodged it and as Dragon hopped up took his head and launched them off the Tron in a huge RKO Cutter! Only to have Dragon flip his position making the move instead an Asai DDT! This time they got the three count.
The Winner is FSW's Light Division Champion Ultimo Dragon
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The cameras focus on the announce tables.
'What a night! I believe that's 2-1 to us, gentlemen!' Triple H mocked the RCW announce team.
'We'll see about that when Randy Orton beats Walters next and when the Emblem destroys El De-Fucking-Fake-O and his Four Stooges in War Games tonight!' Sam Shadow spat back.
'The RCW World Heavyweight championship, the most valuable prize in wrestling, is on the line now as the reigning champion Randy Orton looks to take out the newest member of the FSW roster, 'The 911' Ryan Walters!' Chris X announced. RCW Ring Announcer Jumpy Jim West was in the ring to give some old-style introductions. Randy Orton strode down to the ring in all his glory while Ryan Walters came in driving a police car with '911' down the sides.
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this next contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the RCW Heavyweight championship of the World. In the corner to my left stands the challenger: he comes to us tonight from 911 City, USA in Phoenix, Arizona and weighs in at 252-pounds: the former RCW World champion, 'The 911' Ryan Walters! And in the corner to my right stands the champion: accompanied by RCW Managing Director Paul Heyman, weighing 234 pounds and hailing from St. Louis, Missouri: he is the self-proclaimed Legend Killer and the reigning RCW Heavyweight champion of the World: Randy Orton!' West announced.
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RCW World Heavyweight Championship match: Champion Randy Orton w/Paul Heyman vs. 'The 911' Ryan Walters.
Orton went into a test of strength with Walters, which 'The 911' ended with a poke to the eyes. The front row was full of Walters' fans. Orton battled back with a flying forearm and a vertical suplex. Orton locked Walters in a chinlock, but 'The 911' got out with elbows to the gut and a DDT. He went up top and hit the Red Alert Moonsault for a 2-count. Heyman begged and pleaded for Orton to get up. Walters taunted Orton. RKO returned to his feet and punched 'The 911' hard after Walters yelled 'Fuck you!' at him. Orton hit a pair of vertical suplexes and a knee drop. Walters got up and clotheslined Orton. Walters put Orton on the top rope, but Orton kicked him away and then hit the Rotating Killer Overkill for another 2-count. They got back up at 9 and came out fighting. Walters hit the 911 Neckbreaker for 2. Orton hit the RKO Cutter for 2. Walters went for the 911 Tornado Bomb, but Orton shoved him away again. Three Rotating Killer Overkills later, Walters stayed down for the 1-2-3.
The winner and STILL RCW World Heavyweight Champion, Randy Orton.
Paul Heyman celebrated with Orton on the stage. 'The 911' stood in the ring disappointed as he awaited Tribal Warrior for their FSW World title match.
FSW World Heavyweight Championship match: Champion Tribal Warrior vs. 'The 911' Ryan Walters.
'911' Ryan Walters was already out from his loss to Randy Orton when the Tribal Warrior hit to the ring in a coat that looked like it had a chunk of buffalo, fox, and maybe a rabbit's pelts in it carrying his trademark spear and wearing the FSW Heavyweight Title. The entire crowd cheered him. The FSW fans cheered because they wanted the FSW faithful star to hold the belt. The RCW fans offered their allegiance because they hated the traitor in Walters. Warrior runs in flips over Walters and gives a high mule kick to the head. Ryan charged but Warrior moved grabbed the challengers arm and used it to propel him to the side heel kick that busted his nose open. Tribal Warrior stuck his fingers up the bleeding nose of Ryan until he was on his feet only to yank him back down to the ground with them. The champion stood over him took on of his opponents arms and did a somersault over him while still holding the arm resulting in him flying out of the ring and slamming into the barrier on the outside. Warrior gloated with some hunting calls. He runs out to give the stirring challenger a plauncha dive but gets a chair thrown at his face instead. Walters climbed onto the apron jumped but slipped when aiming to used the ropes for outward momentum and ended up nailing the referee in the crotch before doing a back flip onto the FSW Heavyweight Champion. He dragged him into the ring and put Warrior's knees on the top rope before hooking his feet under the second. He laid on his back, put his feet under the neck of Warrior, grabbed his opponents wrist and put pressure into the hold. The Champion screamed in agony and pain. He eventually tapped but for the same reason the hold wasn't broken for involving the ropes, the ref was still down. After another 15 seconds though he began getting up, Warrior unhooked his feet and flipped over Ryan while holding onto the wrists still and flattened him in a Spinning Tomahawk Slam. The ref struggled over. 1, 2, nothing. And then still nothing. Warrior looked up and saw Paul Heyman who was standing over the ref with a knife in his hand and a lawyer by his side. He had the blade positioned near the neck of the referee, but had yet to cut.
"Good job, champ. Now skedaddle back to Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars Wrestling or find a reservation or something. A large RCW corporate guard was already holding the title and belt. And you, ref boy, can leave too. And I would suggest checking in your pants." Even the RCW fans booed Heyman for ruining the end to a good match. "Now for 'The 911' . You signed a contract with RCW stating your pay. Your benefits. Your RCW World title match contract that you used at Global Revolution. It all can be seen in the document held by my good friend Mr. Raymond Delequa to my left. But also in your contract was that you would only work for RCW. You signed it yourself. So a few minutes ago I made a little '911 call' myself. Know why, kiddo?." He kicked the still flat-on-his-back Walters in the head. "Because you are going to jail for breaking a contract!" And with that a stream of police officers came and handcuffed Ryan Walters and led him away.
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Nelson Cracker, Eric Azzurith, TJ Dallas, Chris Katalyst & Seth Ozkan are shown walking to the curtains. Back inside the arena, the double-ring cage was being lowered. A table, several barbed-wire baseball bats, chairs, etc. were tied to the walls of the cage. The cameras were then on El Diablo's team as they walked through the backstage area.
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War Games Match: The Emblem (RCW) vs. The Devils & the Pains (FSW).
Bloody. Battered. For an hour they fought. The 10 participants in this match destroyed each other. Seth Ozkan grabbed a barbed-wire baseball bat and smashed Shane V. Pain over the head, drawing blood. El Diablo took Ozkan down with the Mexican Stretch Buster on the Barbed-Wire Bat. The fans were yelling 'This is sick!' with every weapon shot throughout this match. TJ Dallas springboarded off a ladder from one ring to the next, clotheslining Brimstone on his way in. Eric Azzurith hit the Aztec Driver Bomb on Hellfire and pushed a kitchen fork into his mouth, trying to get Hellfire to surrender. Ronnie was there to stop Hellfire from surrendering, hitting Azzurith over the back with another barbed-wire bat. Chris Katalyst made him pay for it with the Katalyst Krunch. He resumed Azzurith's fork attack on Hellfire. El Diablo put an end to that with another Mexican Stretch Buster. Suddenly, Tino Guidotti sent in his crack troops to the structure, but the RCW roster closely followed them. Batista destroyed Spike for putting his friend Mutt Soldier Z out of commission by smashing Spike with a chair. As the two rosters brawled on the outside, El Diablo had TJ Dallas on the top rope for a Super Stretch Buster, but TJ reversed it and hoisted Diablo onto his shoulders. The fans cheered violently when TJ came off the ropes with the Trenton Valley Smasher. Seth Ozkan got in the same ring as TJ and synched in the Cobra Clutch on Diablo. The FSW forces scrambled to enter the cage, but the RCW Stars pulled them down. The war was finally over when TJ stuck a fork in Diablo's mouth and Diablo finally surrendered.
The winners are the Emblem... and the winners of the feud are RCW.
The RCW roster got in the cage to celebrate with the Emblem. 'The Wolf' Matt Michaels & Brock Lesnar hoisted Seth Ozkan in the air while the other Emblem members went to the corners of the cage. The FSW forces backtracked. They had lost. Triple H & Shane McMahon freaked out at the announce table as Five Star Revolution went off the air.