RCW As Good As It Gets Live on Pay-Per-View.
'Hello, ladies & gentlemen and welcome to As Good As It Gets, live on Pay-Per-View! I'm Joey Styles, along with Chris X and Sam Shadow!' Joey Styles introduced.
'Thank you, Joey. Tonight, you will see one of the most brutal matches ever when Star Dog faces Paul Burchill in the first-ever Taipei Fists of Death Cage match! Also, we crown the first-ever RCW Openweight champion when Taz takes on Yoshihiro Magma under Taz' FTW Rules!' Chris X added.
'That's not all as Paul Heyman sends in Goldberg to deal with 'The 911' Ryan Walters once and for all in a match with Walters' employment on the line. And finally, we see the culmination of a family feud as the Junior Heavyweight champion Mark Trevor Orton looks to capture the RCW World Heavyweight championship from his brother Randy in what is essentially a brother vs. brother, champion vs. champion RCW World title match.' Sam Shadow concluded.
RCW Global Tag Team championship match: Champions Jerry Lynn & Rhino w/Cyrus vs. The Crazy Cats.
As Good As It Gets opened with this rematch which saw the Crazy Cats try to regain the tag titles they lost to the Network combo. Rhino and Marc Sylvester kicked things off with a lock-up and Rhino backed Sylvester into the corner before slapping him in the face. Sylvester slapped back and locked up with Rhino again. Rhino grabbed a side headlock. Sylvester sent Rhino into the ropes, but Rhino came back with a shoulder block. The Network taunted the crowd before Rhino grabbed another side headlock. Sylvester sent him into the ropes again and clotheslined Rhino down. Sylvester tagged in Red Tiger, who locked on a choke. Jerry Lynn ran in and broke it up. Sylvester came back in to tackle Lynn. Rhino got Red up for the Exploding Rhino Driver, but Red reversed it with a Celtic Cross-like move from the second rope. Rhino revived quickly and smashed Red with a clothesline. Rhino then held Red in place for Cyrus to hit Red with his cellphone, but Cyrus missed Red and hit Rhino instead. Red Tiger then slapped Cyrus off of the apron before going up top and nailing the Red Galaxy Spiral Press. Jerry Lynn ran in and broke up the pin at 2. Marc Sylvester followed and took Lynn down with a side neckbreaker. Rhino mowed down Sylvester with a Gore, but was flattened straight after when Red Tiger scored with the Infra Red Striker. Sylvester got Lynn in a wheelbarrow position and the Crazy Cats blasted Lynn with the Feline Insanity. Red hit another Red Galaxy Spiral Press for the 1-2-3.
The winners and NEW RCW Global Tag Team Champions, The Crazy Cats.
The new champions celebrated with the belts and the fans in the crowd. Rhino kicked the ropes, upset with losing the titles. Jerry Lynn got up and Cyrus shoved him. Lynn had a shocked look on his face. Cyrus shoved Lynn again before slapping him. Lynn looked like he was getting angry. Cyrus shoved him again, prompting Lynn to grab Cyrus, but Rhino cut him off with punches to the face. Lynn came back and nailed Rhino with the Stroke. When Lynn turned his attention back to Cyrus, he was jumped from behind by Big Bubba Ray, CW Anderson and Lou E. Dangerously of the Dangerous Alliance! Bubba & CW dropped him with the 3-D before shaking Cyrus' hand. The Dangerous Alliance had replaced Jerry Lynn in the Network.
'Acid' Matt Hyson, Chris Sabin & Jake Taproot are seen making their way from the parking lot. Taproot saw a pickup truck with a gigantic 'Z' on the door, but neglected to mention it to Hyson.
RCW Openweight championship FTW Rules match: 'Inferno Samurai' Yoshihiro Magma vs. 'The Human Suplex Machine' Taz.
Right out of the box, these two power-based athletes were embroiled in an all-out war. Taz smashed Magma with forearm strikes to the face, which Magma returned with twice the force. They threw each other around with half-a-dozen suplexes and Tazplexes. Taz had Magma sitting up against the guardrail and drove Magma's face into the rail. They took the fight onto the ramp, where Magma was T-Bone Tazplexed from the stage into the crowd. The fight continued into the stands of the Toronto Skydome arena. Magma smashed Taz' face through a glass window of the personal skybox and then tossed him down the stairs. They made it back in the ring. Taz retrieved a steel chair and hit Magma in the head with it, but missed a second shot which allowed Magma to execute an inverted DDT for a 2-count. Magma went for the Burning Avalanche, but Taz reversed it with an AJ Styles-type neckbreaker. Taz called for the end and went for the Tazmission, but Magma shrugged him off before clotheslining Taz down. Magma picked up the discarded chair and began going to town on Taz. Magma tossed the chair away and executed the Burning Avalanche, but Taz kicked out! Magma made the mistake of turning his back on Taz and taunting him, so Taz made him pay for it by going for the Tazmission. When it seemed Magma would tap out, Edge ran down and speared Taz as Magma rolled away. With Taz down, Edge went over to clear Magma's cobwebs. Magma stood and dragged Taz to his feet before connecting with another Burning Avalanche. But Taz kicked out again! Magma called for Edge again. 'The R-Rated Superstar' slid in another chair. Magma then drilled Taz into the chair with another Burning Avalanche. The referee counted 1-2-3, crowning Magma the RCW Openweight champion.
The winner and FIRST-EVER RCW Openweight champion, Yoshihiro Magma.
Enraged about losing, Taz tried to assault the new champion, but was cut off at the pass by Edge. Magma aided Edge in stomping Taz into the mat and set up a table on the outside. Edge & Magma picked up a dazed Taz and dropped him straight through the table. The fans booed Magma for aligning himself with Edge and chanted 'Taz' with a passion.
Sabu, RVD & Fonzie made their way to the curtains for their 6-man tag match.
6-man tag team match: 'Acid' Matt Hyson, Chris Sabin & Jake Taproot vs. Rob Van Dam, Sabu & Mutt Soldier Z w/Bill Alfonso.
The fans went crazy when the music of Mutt Soldier Z hit over the loudspeakers and Matt Hyson was even more crazy when the man himself walked through the curtains. Mutt's eyes were fixed on Hyson and he went straight after his rival with punches and kicks. Sabu smashed Sabin in the face with a chair while RVD dropkicked another chair into Taproot, sending him flying from the ring into the guardrail. Mutt Soldier Z kicked Hyson in the back & front repeatedly with strong-style kicks. Sabu passed Mutt a chair and Mutt hit a Van Daminator of his own on Hyson. Mutt had Sabu & RVD hold Hyson up before he flattened Hyson with the Mutter. Mutt pinned Hyson 1-2-3 as RVD & Sabu stood guard with steel chairs in hand.
The winners are Mutt Soldier Z, Rob Van Dam & Sabu.
Sabin & Taproot tried to get Hyson out of the ring, but Mutt wouldn't let them. Mutt went into his boot and got out a knife from a hidden holster. It was time for payback. Mutt wrote 'RCW' in blood on Hyson's back with the blade and stood tall over his enemy.
UK Heavyweight title King of the Mountain Ultimate X match: Champion John Cena vs. DJ Diddy Dog vs. Grizzly vs. Balls Mahoney vs. Batista vs. Mechaclaw.
Cena brought down a ladder to the ring for an easy path to hang his title on the X, but DJ hit a baseball slide into the ladder which, in turn, smashed Cena in the forehead. Batista brawled with Grizzly on the outside and speared XLX's monster through the guardrail. Balls Mahoney blasted Mechaclaw in the head repeatedly with his custom-made chair. DJ surprised Mahoney with the Guitar Driver. Mahoney landed on the chair. DJ pinned Mahoney, forcing Balls into the penalty box for 2 minutes. Cena came in and tried the Killswitch on DJ, but DJ reversed it into another Guitar Driver, sending Cena to the penalty box. Once there, Cena started brawling with Balls. Balls kept driving Cena's face into the glass walls of the penalty box. DJ got the UK title belt from the referee and climbed the scaffolds. DJ got to the middle and unstrapped the belt. Mechaclaw thought fast and clutched DJ's legs. DJ eventually let go of the 'X' and was hit by Claw's Bulldozer Bomb. Mechaclaw grabbed the title and drove it into DJ's face. The referee counted 1-2-3, sending DJ to the penalty box just as Balls was released, ending his assault on the champion. DJ got in the box and started attacking Cena with punches to the face. Mechaclaw tried using his tremendous size to hang the belt from standing in the middle of the ring, but Batista came from out of nowhere with a spear. Batista did his Ultimate Warrior-style taunts before attempting to lift Claw in the Bombshell. 'The Animal' struggled to keep balance, but eventually scored with the Bombshell. He sent Claw to the penalty box as Cena was released. Cena attacked Batista with his ladder and synched in the Death Brand STF, which was broken up by Grizzly & Balls Mahoney. Grizzly hit the Lion's Fang on Batista while Balls nailed the Nutcracker Suite on Cena. DJ was released from the penalty box and grabbed the discarded ladder. He threw a devilish look Mechaclaw's way, but that wasn't the only thing he threw. With reckless abandon, he tossed the ladder at the penalty box and it pierced the box, forcing Mechaclaw to crouch so it didn't hit his head. DJ climbed onto the apron and jumped onto one of the ladder's edges. DJ then threw himself at everyone else with a crossbody block from the ladder edge. DJ retrieved the belt again and went to hang it again. Grizzly tried to bring DJ down, but was lifted up and driven down by Cena's Killswitch. Thinking fast, Cena grabbed another ladder, set it up and climbed up to take DJ down with a jumping clothesline. Batista rushed in, but was immediately pinned by the Killswitch. Batista was sent to the smashed penalty box, where he brawled with Mechaclaw. Grizzly sent Balls in after them by pinning him with the Swinging Bearhug Slam. DJ & Cena climbed opposite scaffolds. DJ had the belt in his hands. Grizzly climbed another scaffold after them. In the middle of the 'X', all three engaged in a tug-of-war over the title belt until Mechaclaw was released from the penalty box. Claw extracted the ladder from the penalty box and set it up in the middle of the ring. He climbed so he could stop the other three, but Grizzly was ready and flew from the 'X', nailing a gigantic tornado DDT from the 'X'. Cena & DJ fought over the title until DJ reached into his pocket and knocked Cena away with a brass knuckles-assisted knockout punch. With no-one in sight, DJ hung the belt without obstruction, making him the new UK champion going into British Breakout.
The winner and NEW RCW United Kingdom Heavyweight champion, DJ Diddy Dog.
The other Dog House members ran down to ringside with something in their hands. They presented it to the new UK champion, who revealed it to be a new design for the UK title which was modelled after John Cena's US Spinner title belt. DJ climbed the ropes and raised both belts in the air. Suddenly, Rhino, CW Anderson & Big Bubba Ray ran in to beat up the Dog House. Bubba planted Redbark with the Bubba Bomb, CW destroyed Joey Boozehound with his Spinebuster and Rhino gored the hell out of Bloodhound. When they turned their attention to DJ, Cena revived himself. When it looked like Cena would aid his teammates in attacking the new UK champion, he turned on them by knocking down Bubba with a lead pipe. DJ took out Rhino with the title belt. DJ & Cena then sent CW headfirst into the penalty box, smashing the glass even more. Cena shook DJ's hand and grabbed a microphone. His hit single, Bad Bad Man, began playing over the loudspeakers. DJ & Cena then treated the fans to a live performance.
In the back, Paul Burchill was getting his fists taped up for his upcoming Taipei Fists of Death Cage match. Once his fists were taped up, the applier started to glue shards of glass to Burchill's knuckles. The next encounter would be bloody and be brutal.
Taipei Fists of Death Cage Match: Star Dog vs. Paul Burchill.
Dog took down Burchill with a double-leg and began mauling him by digging the loose glass shards into Burchill's head. Dog's pent-up rage and aggression came out as he dominated Burchill with everything around him. Dog dragged Burchill to the top of the cage and hooked the head-and-arm. Dog then hit a jaw-dropping Spanish Fly from the top of the cage. Not content with that, Dog climbed back up to the top of the cage and came crashing down on Burchill with a Shooting Star Press. Dog picked up Burchill again and planted him with the Seven-Star. Dog pinned him this time, earning himself a crack at the UK title at British Breakout.
The winner is Star Dog.
Starlette Stacy came down to congratulate Dog as he walked away from a bloody Burchill who was laying unconscious in the middle of the cage. Dog & Stacy got their revenge.
'The 911' Ryan Walters is seen arriving in the parking lot ready for a match which would grant him a new RCW contract of his choosing should he win. He passed RVD, Sabu, Fonzie & Mutt Soldier Z who were celebrating their win from earlier in the night. The cameras then get on Paul Heyman, who is leading Goldberg towards the ring. The glass shards from the previous bout were cleared out.
Ultimate X Ladder Match for a new contract: Goldberg vs. 'The 911' Ryan Walters.
Walters came through the curtain and ran after Heyman, but he was jumped by 2 guys in black masks. They tossed Walters in the ring, where the masked men revealed themselves to be Brock Lesnar and 'The Wolf' Matt Michaels! They pounded Walters with the Final Verdict and the Rabid Annihilation before Goldberg destroyed Walters with a spear. Heyman got in the ring to help Lesnar & Michaels hold Walters in place as Goldberg got a steel chair. Out of nowhere, he was cut off by the Bikebrakers Ralph Summers & Kevin Smith! They got in the ring with chairs themselves, forcing Michaels, Heyman & Lesnar to bail. Suddenly, the Bikebrakers swung the chairs at 'The 911' and knocked him out. Acknowledging Heyman and his crew, the Bikebrakers hit Walters with the Murder Drop before retrieving the contract, giving Goldberg the win.
The winner is Goldberg.
Heyman's cronies continued to beat Walters up with a variety of weapons until a load of other wrestlers ran in. They all protected Walters as 'The 911' walked out of the arena.
A commercial for British Breakout played.
Mark Trevor Orton, the reigning Junior Heavyweight champion, strode down to the ring in all his glory with Cyrus by his side. Randy Orton, the reigning and defending World Heavyweight champion, followed with his shower of fireworks.
RCW World Heavyweight championship match: Champion Randy Orton vs. Mark Trevor Orton w/Cyrus.
Mark pie-faced his brother twice, angering Randy into attacking with uppercuts and gut shots. Mark raked his eyes and clotheslined him before synching in a side headlock. Randy fought back and sent Mark into the ropes, shoulderblocking him. Mark dodged another clothesline and took down Randy with a DDT. Cyrus tossed Mark a steel chair in to his charge, but Randy intercepted it and smashed his brother with it. Randy called for the Rotating Killer Overkill, but Mark caught him and suplexed him. Mark went for his new finishing move, the Fisherman's Tombstone, but Randy rolled over and scored a rollup for a 2-count. The Orton brothers got into a fistfight. Randy ended it with a discus lariat and locked in a Sharpshooter. Mark rolled Randy up and synched in one of his own. Randy got out and hit a flying forearm. Cyrus got up on the apron, but Randy sent him packing. Mark waited for Randy to turn around before planting him with the MTO for a 2-count. Mark then did Randy's snake motion that Randy always did before hitting the RKO Cutter. Randy shoved Mark away, dodging his own finishing move. Then Randy hit the RKO Cutter for a 2-count. The Ortons faced off again. Randy nailed Mark in the side of the head with a hard boot, sending Mark slumping to the mat. Randy climbed the turnbuckles and waited for his brother to get up before executing a picture-perfect Rotating Killer Overkill for the 1-2-3 and a successful defense of his World championship.
The winner and STILL RCW World Heavyweight champion Randy Orton.
After the match, the other Network members surrounded the ring as the World champion attempted to leave. Mark Orton sprang to his feet and dropped Randy with Randy's own RKO Cutter. Mark stood on the turnbuckles with Randy's World title belt as the PPV went off the air.
British Breakout Card:
DJ Diddy Dog vs. Star Dog - UK title match.
Champions:
Randy Orton - World Heavyweight champion.
The Crazy Cats - Global Tag Team champions.
DJ Diddy Dog - UK champion.
Mark Trevor Orton - Junior Heavyweight champion.
Yoshihiro Magma - Openweight champion.