RCW Thursday Night Repentance (May, Week 4).
The fans in the Birmingham NEC Arena in Birmingham, England went berserk when 'Call 911' by P.O.D hit over the P.A. system and Ryan Walters walked out to a deafening ovation. He grabbed a microphone.
'What's up, all my international homies in England? You know, everyday since Heyman sent me to jail - which I got out of the next day after the court-hearing was thrown out and I was still without work - I've been chomping at the bit to get back into an RCW ring, even with all the bad things I said about the company. Through my good friend Danny Jackpot, I was able to sign a deal with the most freedom I've ever had in life. One message to the current RCW World Heavyweight champion Randy Orton: we may be partners inside the steel cage at British Breakout, but don't think I'll stand idly by while you carry around what rightfully belongs to me. After British Breakout, I'm challenging you to put up that World title belt against me at the next PPV!' Walters declared. Randy Orton's music hit. He came out, grabbed a mike and stood face-to-face with his partner against Mark Orton & Goldberg at British Breakout inside the steel cage.
'You want another shot at the World Heavyweight championship? You have the balls to challenge the Legend Killer for his title, I'll give you that. While at Five Star Revolution I didn't think you were worth a crap, I think it would be an absolute honor to wrestle you one more time! But understand this, pal, I'm not going to lay down for you just like that.' Orton explained.
'I wouldn't expect anything less.' Walters responded. Mark Orton's music hit. The younger Orton came out with a smile on his face.
'Very good, bro! Another title shot for Ryan Walters! Something else that's not fair in this business for wrestlers like me. Listen to me, Walters: me and Goldie back there will beat the crap out of you so bad that you won't be able to make it to the next freakin' PPV! And you listen to me, Randy: I will bust you up so bad that you'll forfeit the World title and I'll be there to be crowned the new king of the revolution. Whatever's left of you two jabronis is what I'll be sending to the bald monster for leftovers! And by the way... I think he's here tonight, so watch your backs!' Mark Orton guaranteed before he pointed to the ring. Suddenly, Goldberg attacked Randy Orton & Ryan Walters with a chair from out of nowhere. Mark Orton came in to join in on the "fun". The fans booed furiously as Mark set up a table at ringside. Goldberg pressed Randy Orton in the air, ready to toss him over the top rope and through the table, but Ryan Walters saved Randy Orton's skin by chopblocking Goldberg's left knee. The World champion slipped out of the monster's grip and collaborated with 'The 911' to put Goldberg through the table. An outraged Mark Orton rolled in with a chair, but was poked in the eyes by Walters and RKO'd by Randy Orton. Randy motioned to Walters to head to the top rope as he laid Mark across another table. The fans popped huge and the pops grew larger when Walters smashed Mark Orton through the table with the Call The Cops Shooting Star Press. The World champion and his next possible contender stood tall over their rivals.
Yoshihiro Magma, Edge & Christian Cage vs. Taz, Rob Van Dam & Sabu.
This match was as crazy as you can get when you have 6 incredible athletes in the ring at the same time. Taz tried to attack Magma on a number of occasions, but was cut off by former WWE Tag Team champions Edge & Christian Cage every time. RVD missed the Five Star Frog Splash and paid for it in the form of an Unprettier from Christian Cage. But Taz was right there to make Cage suffer with the Tazmission. Magma rolled in with Taz' discarded towel and a bottle of something. Out of Taz' sight, Magma poured the substance into the towel and proceeded to force it onto Taz' face, making the Human Suplex Machine groggy. The substance must've been ether. Using the opportunity, Magma drilled Taz into the mat with the Burning Avalanche. Sabu came in with a chair to get himself some, but was speared from out of nowhere by Edge. RVD was assaulted on the outside by Christian, who floored RVD with another Unprettier. Magma went up top and then continued his winning streak with the Magma Splash.
The winners are RCW Openweight champion Yoshihiro Magma, Edge & Christian Cage.
Magma continued to beat down Taz after the bell with his Openweight title belt while Edge threw the referee Charlie Packets from the ring. Magma & Christian held Taz in place before Edge steamed through the Human Suplex Machine with a spear and left him laying. The evil trio were triumphant.
After the commercial break, we see Jerry Lynn chatting to Star Dog & Starlette Stacy. Danny Jackpot walked over.
'It's good that I finally found you, Jerry. Listen, you haven't been on a real moneymaking roll since losing the Tag Team titles. So, I'm offering you something that may erase that little dip from your RCW career. I'm offering you a shot at the RCW Openweight championship in a Triple Threat match at British Breakout. You, Yoshi Magma and Taz. What do you think?' Jackpot explained.
'That sounds good to me!' Lynn responded.
'So it's on, then. Good luck, Jerry.' Jackpot concluded before shaking Jerry's hand. Jackpot walked away, leaving Lynn to his conversation.
Back in the ring, RCW Junior Heavyweight champion Mutt Soldier Z was sitting at a table awaiting Danny Jackpot to sign a contract for an RCW Junior Heavyweight championship match against Matt Hyson at British Breakout. Jackpot came out and took a seat at the end of the table. Jackpot took the mike from the table.
'Ladies and gentlemen, you heard my announcement for the Openweight title Triple Threat match and now it's time to sign the contract for another PPV title match. This rivalry goes a long way back to another company's pay-per-view where Matt Hyson challenged Mutt here to a match at FSW Slam Jam. Needless to say, the ending of that match didn't do Mutt too well. Either way, their rematch is going to happen at the pay-per-view on British soil. But there are 2 ends to every contract signing. So, without further ado, please welcome 'Acid' Matt Hyson!' Jackpot introduced. The fans booed Hyson out of the building, who immediately got nose-to-nose with the masked Junior Heavyweight champion.
'Gentlemen, please. We don't want any physicality here. If you would sign the contract, we can finalise the booking of your rematch... which is now under falls-count-anywhere rules, seeing as you both don't want to wait. If that's not enough incentive to sign this contract, then I don't know what is.' Jackpot announced. Mutt signed the contract. Hyson waited before cutting his finger with the pen and signing the contract in his own blood. That was a message to Mutt that his reign was in serious jeopardy.
Marc Sylvester vs. Big Bubba Ray w/Lou E. Dangerously.
One half of the Global Tag Team champions faced one half of the challengers. Sylvester went back and forth with Bubba, dodging a lot of hindrance from Dangerously on the outside along the way. Bubba tried everything in the book, but couldn't keep Sylvester down. Rhino ran in to distract Sylvester, but was sent packing by Red Tiger. But that allowed CW Anderson to interfere and smash Marc Sylvester with the Spinebuster. Big Bubba Ray got the winning pinfall.
The winner is Big Bubba Ray.
Non-Title match: Chris Sabin w/Jake Taproot vs. DJ Diddy Dog w/John Cena.
Sabin took it to the UK champion in this encounter. DJ played an imaginary guitar as he motioned for the Guitar Driver, but Sabin slipped away and hit a thrust kick to the chin of DJ. Sabin got DJ in position for the Cradle Shock, but DJ grabbed Sabin's waist and reversed the Cradle Shock into an F-U. DJ acknowledged Cena before the Doctor of Thuganomics stopped Jake Taproot from interfering. DJ played the Guitar again and nailed the Guitar Driver before synching in Cena's STFU on Sabin for the submission victory.
The winner is UK champion DJ Diddy Dog.
Star Dog & Starlette Stacy walked out to the stage, applauding DJ on his victory. DJ asked Star Dog to come to the ring to celebrate, but the UK champion's challenger declined. Stacy was more than willing to celebrate though. Star Dog then decided to join his girlfriend, seeing as he had no booked match for the night. DJ & Cena rapped along to DJ's theme song, sending the fans into a frenzy.
After the final commercial break, Paul Heyman & Cyrus walked out with their cronies. Heyman snatched Jim West's mike.
'Danny Jackpot, I'm not leaving this arena until you bring Ryan Walters out here to get the beating he deserves. Sic Vis Pacem Para Bellum, Walters! If you want peace, prepare for war!' Heyman declared, throwing the microphone down. Walters walked out onto the stage with Randy Orton and a pair of baseball bats. The looks of glee in getting at 'The 911' turned to shock when the rest of the RCW roster followed Walters & the champion. Heyman and Cyrus then quickly bailed with their troops. Walters stood on the turnbuckles daring Heyman to get a piece of him, but Heyman & Cyrus continued to run. Walters did his 'W' hand sign to the crowd as Repentance went off the air.
British Breakout Card:
"The 911" Ryan Walters & Randy Orton vs. Goldberg & Mark Trevor Orton - Steel Cage Tornado Tag Team match.
DJ Diddy Dog vs. Star Dog - UK title match.
The Crazy Cats vs. Big Bubba Ray & CW Anderson - Global Tag Team title match.
Mutt Soldier Z vs. 'Acid' Matt Hyson - Junior Heavyweight title Falls-Count-Anywhere match.
Yoshihiro Magma vs. Taz vs. Jerry Lynn - Openweight title Triple Threat match.
Champions:
Randy Orton - World Heavyweight champion.
The Crazy Cats - Global Tag Team champions.
DJ Diddy Dog - UK champion.
Mutt Soldier Z - Junior Heavyweight champion.
Yoshihiro Magma - Openweight champion.