RCW Livewire (June, Week 1)

'Hello, ladies & gentlemen. I am the owner of 62 stock in RCW and RCW's newly-appointed general manager, Danny Jackpot. As the wielder of good news for RCW's loyal fans all around the world, I have an important announcement to make. To get ready for their Steel Cage Tag Team main event at British Breakout, RCW World champion Randy Orton shall team with 'The 911' Ryan Walters tonight to face Rat & Sign Dude Bingbong while Mark Trevor Orton teams up with Goldberg against Emblem members Nelson Cracker & Chris Katalyst! I have also decreed that since Paul Heyman and Cyrus will probably try to interfere with their troops, which has forced me to order a new version of the cage for that main event. If you all watched WWE's Great American Bash in 2006, you all saw the legendary Undertaker defeat the Big Show in the first-ever Punjabi Prison match. Those bamboo cages gave me ideas. At British Breakout, you will see Walters and Randy Orton team up to face Mark Orton & Goldberg... in the first-ever Prison of the Afterlife match! It's a steel Punjabi Prison with the same rules. The fans who have bought tickets are now in for treats, tricks and sheer brutality! And the fans who are watching from home are going to be safe... but the wrestlers they pay to see won't be! Now gear up for an awesome edition of Livewire at the MEN Arena in Manchester!' Jackpot announced.

The cameras turned back to the arena, where 'Acid' Matt Hyson, clad in a T-Shirt identical to comic book character The Punisher's, was awaiting 'The Shuffle' Dan Wilson for their opening match on Livewire.

'Acid' Matt Hyson vs. 'The Shuffle' Dan Wilson.

Hyson floored Wilson instantly with a lariat. Mutt Soldier Z, wearing the Junior Heavyweight title belt, appeared on the balcony to scout his arch-enemy while Hyson nailed three consecutive DDTs on Wilson. Acknowledging Mutt's presence, Hyson taunted the Junior Heavyweight champion and flattened Wilson with the Acid Drop. Not content with his finishing move, Hyson dragged Wilson onto the top turnbuckle facing the crowd. Hyson then walked the top rope and nailed Wilson with the top rope Canadian Destroyer he calls 'The Acid Raid'. It was over at that point when Hyson decided to lock in a Clover Leaf submission on Wilson, forcing 'The Shuffle' to tap out.

The winner is 'Acid' Matt Hyson.

Hyson glared at Mutt again before grabbing a steel chair and drawing blood from his felled opponent. Hyson wiped Wilson's blood over his own forehead, disgusting Mutt. 'Acid' let it be known that his rival's reign was in serious jeopardy.

After the commercial break, Ryan Walters is seen doing his exercises in his personal gym. 'The 911' backflipped from the pull-up bars and began doing hindu squats.

Back in the arena, Edge, Christian Cage & RCW Openweight champion Yoshihiro Magma came out to deafening boos from the British fans in the MEN Arena. Edge took centre-stage with the microphone.

'God, it sucks to be British or American right now! Your country sucks more than the States! Damn, I'd love to be in Toronto right now... or Tokyo, for that matter. The Japanese and Canadians are more respectful & cool than you limeys.' Edge spat. The crowd's rage intensified before Carlito's music hit. 'The Carribean Sensei of Cool' and his partner CM Punk. Edge & Christian were irate that the self-proclaimed World's Coolest Tag Team had cut off their promo. But before Carlito could speak, he and Punk were blindsided by Yoshi Magma. The rampaging Inferno Samurai drilled them both with the Burning Avalanche onto the Openweight championship belt. That was the cue for 'The Human Suplex Machine' Taz, 'The New F'N Show' Jerry Lynn and Sabu to come down to get themselves some of the ECM Clique. Lynn executed the Cradle Piledriver on Cage, Sabu smashed Edge in the head with a chair and Taz Tazplexed Magma from the apron into the guardrail. CM Punk & Carlito were helped up the ramp by the EMTs while Taz stood over Magma with crossed arms, talking trash to the Japanese superstar.

Mark Trevor Orton & Goldberg vs. Nelson Cracker & Chris Katalyst.

Orton & Goldberg steamed through the Emblem with reckless abandon. Cracker felt the spear from the former WCW champion while Katalyst was subject to the MTO from Orton. Looking each other dead in the eye, Mark Orton & Goldberg picked up the Emblem and smashed them into defeat with the Fisherman's Tombstone and the Jackhammer Slam.

The winners are Mark Orton and Goldberg.

The winners continued their assault before they were hauled off by security. That gave the Xtreme Lions' Exchange an opportunity to run in and attack the fallen Emblem members, forcing the other members to rush out. The Emblem were beaten to bloody pulps by Slim, Nate, Grizzly, Fade & Mane. Nate stamped the exclamation point with the Wild Dynamite on TJ Dallas. But why did XLX attack the Emblem?

'The 911' Ryan Walters & Randy Orton vs. Rat & Sign Dude Bingbong.

As former enemies, you wouldn't expect Walters & Orton to get along in a tag team. But they complimented each other's styles perfectly. Walters, in his first match back since Five Star Revolution, battered Rat with viscous forearm strikes to the face and knees to the forehead. Sensing victory, Walters pie-faced Sign Dude off of the apron and poked Rat in the eye. Out of nowhere, Rat was knocked out by Orton's Rotating Killer Overkill. 'The 911' leaned against the turnbuckles as he watched the World champion pin Rat.

The winners are 'The 911' Ryan Walters and RCW World Heavyweight champion Randy Orton.

As if on cue, Mark Orton & Goldberg ran out to get themselves some of their PPV main event opponents. Walters waited on the outside of the ring while his partner waited inside. But instead of attacking, Mark Orton pointed towards the ceiling. The steel Prison of the Afterlife was in the arena! It dropped slowly and latched onto the ring. Security scrambled to get in, but were cut off by spikes and barbed wire at the top. Then the brawl began. The Orton brothers threw each other around into the cage that surrounded the ring while 'The 911' took care of Goldberg inside the outside cage. Randy slid his brother into the small escape door hard. Walters powerbombed Goldberg on the floor. Randy hit the RKO on Mark with force. Walters choked out Goldberg with the Katihajime Sleeper. Heyman and Cyrus marched their forces out to the Prison, but they were met head on by a platoon of other RCW Superstars. Randy Orton then finished his brother with another RKO Cutter.

A commercial for British Breakout played.

2 TONSof solid steel.

2 STEEL cages.

2 means of exit: on your own 2 feet... or on a stretcher.

2 teams... NO ESCAPE...

...AND ESCAPE IS THE ONLY WAY TO WIN.

Randy Orton & 'The 911' Ryan Walters!

Mark Trevor Orton & Goldberg!

PRISON OF THE AFTERLIFE MATCH!

British Breakout Card:

"The 911" Ryan Walters & Randy Orton vs. Goldberg & Mark Trevor Orton - Prison of the Afterlife match.

DJ Diddy Dog vs. Star Dog - UK title match.

The Crazy Cats vs. Big Bubba Ray & CW Anderson - Global Tag Team title match.

Mutt Soldier Z vs. 'Acid' Matt Hyson - Junior Heavyweight title Falls-Count-Anywhere match.

Yoshihiro Magma vs. Taz vs. Jerry Lynn - Openweight title Triple Threat match.

Champions:

Randy Orton - World Heavyweight champion.

The Crazy Cats - Global Tag Team champions.

DJ Diddy Dog - UK champion.

Mutt Soldier Z - Junior Heavyweight champion.

Yoshihiro Magma - Openweight champion.