RCW Thursday Night Repentance: Main Event Edition (June Week 1).
'Welcome to the Birmingham NEC Arena and another sold-out edition of Thursday Night Repentance! I'm Chris X and I'm joined as always by "The Quintessential Stud Muffin" Joel Gertner! We are on the dark road to British Breakout after that brawl inside the cages that will be used in the Prison of the Afterlife main event of that UK-exclusive PPV between Randy Orton, Ryan Walters, Goldberg & Mark Trevor Orton!' Chris X introduced.
'Tonight, the newly-appointed RCW General Manager Danny Jackpot has ordered a rather unusual set of matches for the night with each wrestler part of that huge PPV main event none the wiser about the identity of his opponent. And we begin the night with Mark Orton's match!' Joel Gertner concluded.
Mark Trevor Orton, with Paul Heyman and Cyrus at his heels, strutted out with confidence shining off his new silver MTO T-Shirt. He wasn't too concerned with who Danny Jackpot had lined up for him. He should've been.
Mark Orton vs. Rob Van Dam.
The color drained away from the younger Orton's face when he discovered he would be taking on the Whole F'N Show and former ECW World champion Rob Van Dam. Heyman & Cyrus were quickly ejected from ringside when caught interfering on Orton's behalf. Mark Orton was upset with the referee's verdict, but rules are rules. RVD used the distraction to his advantage and busted Orton's chops with a swift kick. Van Dam threw a couple more and lined up Orton for a fourth, but the former Junior Heavyweight champion blocked it before sweeping out Van Dam's legs. Orton hit a standing moonsault for a two-count. Van Dam got up and recieved a DDT for his troubles. Mark Orton dragged RVD to his feet and finished him quickly with the Package Crash (fisherman tombstone).
The winner is Mark Trevor Orton.
RVD was spat at by Mark Orton, who assaulted Van Dam again with the MTO. The RCW World Heavyweight champion Randy Orton ran out to get himself some of his brother, but Mark bailed.
In the Parking Lot, we see Ryan Walters turn up in his customised police car, ready for whatever Danny Jackpot can line up for him. Walters, dressed in street fight gear, waltzed out to the ring and challenged Danny Jackpot to bring out whoever he saw fit to wrestle the former champion. Jackpot came out himself with a microphone as the rest of the roster watched on backstage.
'Ryan... the winner is...' Jackpot paused. The fans knew something was up and cheered furiously.
'...PAUL HEYMAN!' Jackpot finished. Heyman was seen backstage going nuts. He started yelling 'I won't do it!' in the ears of his charges.
'There's a catch for Heyman and that catch is that if he doesn't do it, he'll be signing away every piece of stock in RCW he owns to me! What's it gonna' be, Mr. This-Is-A-Shoot?' Jackpot issued his ultimatum. Heyman, steamed as hell, appeared on the titantron.
'Fine. I'll walk away... and I'll see you in court, Jackpot! I'll take every cent you're worth and I'll win! Ryan Walters, you've won this battle... but the war goes on! Sic Vis Pacem Para Bellum, Walters!' Heyman spat. He kept reciting that little piece of war-latin until he disappeared into the night and left in his limo.
'What that little skeeze doesn't know is that anyone who fights me in court loses instantly... so the winner by default is Ryan Walters!' Jackpot announced. Walters celebrated with his fans, who were ripped off by Heyman's escape tactic.
Non-title match: Randy Orton vs. 'The Fallen Angel' Christopher Daniels.
The former NWA World Tag Team & TNA X-Division champion gave Orton all he could handle and more. Orton went for the Gutwrench Neckbreaker, but Daniels slipped behind and tore a page out of Orton's manual with the Orton Neckbreaker. Randy recovered and nailed the RKO Cutter for a two-count while Daniels hit the Angel's Wings for a 2-count as well. The fans were on their feet appreciating the fast-paced barnburner between the two world-class performers who had left buckets of blood, sweat and tears on half a dozen continents around the world for the grateful fans they entertain every night. Orton countered the Last Rites with an inverted DDT and quickly followed it up with the match-winning Rotating Killer Overkill for the 1-2-3.
The winner is Randy Orton.
Out of respect, Orton shook Daniels' hand. The fans approved. Randy's brother Mark ran in to get him some, but was quickly flattened by the RKO Cutter. Randy raised the World title high above his head.
Goldberg came out with Cyrus and stablemates in tow, ready for the Canadian Lumberjack main event of the evening. The rest of the RCW roster came down and took their positions at ringside with the Network. Goldberg wasn't the least-bit shocked, but the fans popped big time when the music of the 'Arabian Nightmare' played.
Canadian Lumberjack match: Goldberg vs. Sabu.
So many feuds blew up at ringside as Mutt Soldier Z brawled with 'Acid' Matt Hyson, Jerry Lynn & Taz blasted the ECM stable and the Crazy Cats attacked the Dangerous Alliance with chairs. Sabu grabbed his own chair and went to work on Goldberg, but the much-larger Goldberg shook off every blow. Sabu put Goldberg in the corner and attempted Air Sabu, but Goldberg just powered out of the corner with an unbelievable spear. Sabu was crushed. Goldberg signalled for the end and called for Cyrus to grab a table. Goldberg set it up and went to powerbomb Sabu through it, but Sabu used a spike from his boots to jab Goldberg in the eye with. Sabu successfully hit Air Sabu and placed Goldberg on the table. Sabu went up top with the chair and flew off with the Arabian Facebuster, but Kevin Smith got in the ring and pulled Goldberg off the table before Sabu could hit the move. Smith distracted Sabu long enough for Ralph Summers to get in the ring and blast Sabu with the Summers Projekt. Goldberg picked up Sabu and slammed him through the table with the Jackhammer for the win.
The winner is Goldberg.
Ryan Walters ran out with Randy Orton to attack the Network. The brawl ended Repentance as Chris X wished the viewers goodnight.
British Breakout Card:
"The 911" Ryan Walters & RCW World Champion Randy Orton vs. Goldberg & Mark Orton - Prison of the Afterlife match.
DJ Diddy Dog vs. Star Dog - UK Title match.
The Crazy Cats vs. The Dangerous Alliance - RCW Global Tag Team title match.
Mutt Soldier Z vs. "Acid" Matt Hyson - RCW Junior Heavyweight title Falls-Count-Anywhere match.
Yoshihiro Magma vs. Taz vs. Jerry Lynn - RCW Openweight title Triple Threat match.
Champions:
RCW World Heavyweight title - Randy Orton.
RCW Global Tag Team titles - Marc Sylvester & Red Tiger.
RCW United Kingdom title - DJ Diddy Dog.
RCW Junior Heavyweight title - Mutt Soldier Z.
RCW Openweight title - Yoshihiro Magma.
