happy Eclipse day!!
-theenvylover

Just Another Bella and Daughter Story

"Hey Edward," I called when we got to the school. He turned to me and sighed.

"You can call me 'Dad' now," he smiled. He and my mom married a few years ago when she had enough control over her thirst for me to be at the wedding. I didn't mind them getting married…

"No." But I still didn't want him to be my dad.

"What is it?"

"You do know what day it is, right?" Today was the eleventh anniversary of the day they rescued me from the dark room. We had spent thirty six hours alone in that room by the time they found us. It took so long because it was dark and Alice couldn't see the room itself in her visions. When Victoria and Laurent came in the last time Alice saw the place clearer so they were able to find it. They had killed Victoria and Laurent before they came to get us, Mom and Jasper stayed with the two because I was bleeding severely. At the hospital I asked for them to change me but they said that I had to wait…

Eleven years.

"You weren't supposed to remember that," Edward muttered.

"I did anyway," I shot. "Don't tell me you're going against your word."

"It wasn't my word," Edward growled as he glared at the others.

"I will be changed," I told him. "And it will be tonight."

"I'll make sure you don't," he told me.

"Just try it," I laughed. Maybe it wasn't the smartest thing for me to challenge a vampire but oh well. I mean, you only live once, right? And I only had today to live it up. I smiled at the thought.

Fredrik held my hip and pulled me closer as we walked towards the school building.

"You don't have to change if you don't want to," he whispered. I shook my head.

"I want this. I want to be with you without you wanting to kill me, I want to be with you forever." The rest of the group slowed down to hear our conversation. I smiled, "and I want to have nonstop kinky sex with you all over the house." The group stopped suddenly but continued to walk when they heard Fredrik laugh. "I even made spare keys to each room, just in case one is already full," I announced as I jingled the keys in my pocket.

Suddenly Rosalie, Alice, and Mom pulled me away from Fredrik who was tackled by Emmett, Jasper, and Edward.

"Uh, I was just kidding," I mentioned to the girls who had a strong hold on me. They carried me to the school.

"Kidding or not, I don't like my daughter talking about sex," Mom grumbled.

"Well, I don't like my mother having sex with the person who everyone thinks is my brother," I shot back. "Our house in like an inbreeding factory and I'm the one who has to listen to it."

I swear I heard Alice tell me to get ear plugs.

We got to my first period where Rosalie and Mom dropped me off and let Alice take over. Alice, Edward, Fredrik, and I had the exact same schedule thanks to some over protecting parents and boyfriend. In the beginning of the year I had the first three classes alone with Fredrik. Edward found out and switched to our class causing Fredrik to switch us out and accidentally into Alice's classes. Edward then took me out of that class and into his class only to have Fredrik show up the next day. After a few days Alice decided that she wanted to be in our classes too and switched.

Let's just say that the people in the office (and their computers) don't like us that much anymore.

We made our way to the back and waited for Fredrik and Edward. It didn't take too long; Emmett walked Fredrik into the classroom with his arms secured behind his back. Fredrik didn't look like he cared too much; he was grinning too wide.

"I really gotta learn not to think," he whispered to me as Emmett sat him down. He smacked the back of his head before leaving the class, passing a not-too-happy Edward on the way. Edward sat down next to Fredrik and groaned.

"Don't worry Edward, he won't think of killing me after tonight," I told him. He glared at me. "Well, unless I make him mad or something…"

"I don't think that I'm the one you have to worry about," Fredrik said as he studied Edward.

"You know, that whole thing outside was a joke," I clarified. Edward's head popped up.

"So you don't want to be…" he started happily.

"Nope. That was serious. I just don't want to be turned for the kinky sex," I smiled.

"Is there something you would like to tell us Miss Swan?" the teacher asked. I hadn't even realized that the class had started. Alice laughed lightly on my side.

"This is a private conversation," I told her as I turned back to Edward. Might as well wreak havoc while I still have the chance.

"Don't you dare," Edward whispered.

"Why don't you tell the class what your oh-so-important conversation is about," the teacher ordered. I smiled.

"Sex."

The class started to laugh loudly as the teacher's eyes grew.

"Excuse me?" she asked bewildered.

"Well, we have an issue here. My parents will not let me have sexual relations with Fredrik here but they let Edward and Alice," Alice and Edward stared at me in horror as Fredrik started laughing. "I personally do not think it's fair that Alice and Edward get to have all of the sex they want while Fredrik and I have to listen to them. It's so hard to sleep at night…"

The class was now fully awake. They stared curiously at the four of us; me as I talked back to the teacher, Edward and Alice as they tried their hardest to avoid stares, and Fredrik as he quietly laughed his ass off.

"Go to the office Miss Swan," the teacher ordered.

"I only answered your question," I stated acting shocked. Fredrik laughed harder.

"You too," the teacher told Fredrik. He grinned.

"Didn't you listen to a word she said?" one of the boys asked the teacher. "They'll never make it to the office," he laughed.

"Then you go with her; Mr. DeLaLune you are to stay here while Miss Swan goes to the office with Mr. Morris," the teacher announced.

Fredrik tensed as he looked at the boy who was supposed to take me there. The boy winked at me and smirked at Fredrik. What he didn't know was that Fredrik is extremely protective over me, and a human was no match for him.

"Excuse me, Mrs., but I think that there has been a misunderstanding," Fredrik started. The teacher turned around and started to write on the board, trying to ignore him. "You see, the way Alice said it, it sounded like the other Alice and Edward were having non-stop sex with each other which isn't true. Alice really likes blonds and Edward tends to have a thing for single mothers." The teacher turned around to glare at Fredrik who kept going. "And it's not just sleeping; I have a hard time eating when I hear them too." The teacher dropped her chalk and the class dropped their mouths. Edward and Alice were giving him the death stare. "You can always tell who's doing what; you see, when Edward sounds like…"

"Out now!" the teacher yelled at us. We smiled at each other and picked up our books before leaving the class.

"What would you like to do?" Fredrik asked as we left.

"Wouldn't it be strange if we actually went to the office this time?"

"Sure, why not?" he laughed as we made our way to the office.


before you tell me
that Alice isn't in character, think about it.
she has now grown up around nonstop heavy sarcasm which she seems to have adopted.
plus, she's a teenager.
and all of us teenagers would really like to screw with vampire parents
(i mean, who wouldn't?)

so i'm not going to have access to a computer until tomorrow night.
we're going to Fort Lauderdale to shop for school and such since last weekend's trip to Orlando was a bust.
:P
but we did accidentally stumble upon a model/actor/talent competition so i got to eat lunch while staring at hot guys...
...
that is completely off topic.

what i meant to say:
i won't be online the rest of the day or some of tomorrow so I'll have to answer reviews and post when i get back
i'm sorry for the future delay.

Eclipse
is out today and i promise that i will not post spoilers on this story.
(mainly because i would feel terrible if someone was like
"oh thanks, you completely ruined my Eclipse experience!")
those poor souls
-tear-

i think that's it for now...
wait...
...
i made it to 500 reviews for "Not Another Bella and Daughter Story" so i would like to thank those of you who kept reviewing!
thank you!

okay,
that's it.
...
...
nope-
i accidentally came up with another story
(whoops)
but it's not a fanfiction,
well,
i guess it could be-
it just doesn't involve any of the Cullens...

okay.
i.
am.
done.

-theenvylover

stephenie meyer owns everything but Fredrik and Alice Swan
me and BellyGnomes own Fredrik while Bella kind of owns Alice...
...
yes.

...
the 17-year-old Alice Swan picture is now on my site;
you should go check it out
:D

(officially done.)