Disclaimer: Sadly we do not own the Twilight series.
You Know You're ObsessedWith Twilight When…
101. You get own Forks High School website and try to get a list of the students to be sure if Edward is real. (Even though he is)
102. You cry when you learn about the spanish influenza outbreak because that's what killed Edward.
103. You redecorate your room to match Edward's.
104. You refer to getting ready in the morning as taking a "human moment".
105. You try to make your backyard to look like the meadow so that Edward will come.
106. When someone asks you what your type is you tell them that you like guys that are cold, dead, and sparkling.
107. When you ask your friends if they checked the website lately they automatically know that you're refering to Stephenie Meyer's.
108. You cut out the articles in magazines that even mention the movie.
109. You freak out when you see a quote of the day that doesn't look to good.
110. You try to make cliff diving a new sport at your school.
111. When you see a city with a high murder rate you tell people that there is a new born vampire on the loose there.
112. You start asking two year olds if they know Quil.
113. You flip through history text books looking for a "Major Jasper Whitlock".
114. You demand that your boyfriend to write you a lullaby.
115. You control your thoughts because you think that Edward is listening.
116. You consider yourself to be "imprinted" on the saga.
117. You tell guys that they are in serious need of "Edward Lessons".
118. You make random huge guys mad so that will explode into a werewolf.
119. You buy a car mentioned in one of the books hoping that it will come with a free vampire.
120. You fake an illness or injury so that you can go look for Carlisle.
121. You tell people that Edward wasn't tracking Victoria during New Moon, he was with you.
122. You are using this as a check list.
123. You need to see Carlisle because the "Twilight Bug" bit you.
124. Even Jasper couldn't calm you while you were reading Breaking Dawn.
125. You would jump off a cliff to hear Edward's voice.
Author's Note:
We are in total shock right now. We couldn't believe how many people read this yesterday. We also couldn't believe how many reviews we received. We couldn't pay attention in class today because we couldn't wait to update it.
We would also like to think Stress overloadfor the criticism. It's good to know what everybody is thinking!!
We would also like to say that we already have the next couple of chapters written out. So you know the drill. Four reviews and we will update tommorrow!!
-Madi and Sarah-
(A.K.A Mrs. Cullen and Mrs. Black)