RCW Thursday Night Repentance (June, Week 4).
At the start of the show, Danny Jackpot claims he has reluctantly given Cyrus GM responsibilities for one-night only, to appease the Network's demand for "proper representation". Cyrus cackled from the vicinity of his locker room. This can't be good for the Revenge Tour of RCW World champion Ryan Walters... nor can it be good for Randy Orton, who beat up Lou E. Dangerously last week.
Kevin Thorn & Kurtis Raynes vs. Firefly & Mutt Soldier Z.
In a typical abuse of temporary power, Cyrus put the two Juniors in the ring with the gargantuan Thorn & Raynes. Mutt & Firefly were destroyed instantly by the Raynefall and the Crucifix Stunner.
The winners are Kevin Thorn & Kurtis Raynes.
After the match, Sabu rushed in and chaired the monsters down. Sabu hit the Arabian Facebuster on Raynes. He was blindsided by Chris Daniels, who nailed the Last Rites to send a message to his TOR opponents.
Non-title match: Star Dog w/Edge vs. Eddie Torch.
Edge tried to distract Torch at the start, but Torch caught a charging Star Dog with a back elbow and then got the better of an exchange of punches. Torch rammed Star Dog head first into the top turnbuckle. They went back and forth, with Star Dog hitting a headbutt, but Torch came back with punches and elbows. Star Dog gave Torch a belly to belly suplex, then as Torch sat up, Star Dog kicked him in the chest. Star Dog hit a diving headbutt on Torch. Torch battled up, but Star Dog took him down with a spin kick. Star Dog choked Torch against the middle rope. Torch came back with a punch, but Star Dog gave him a face plant. Star Dog chopped Torch, and they exchanged shots again, but Star Dog raked his eyes and slammed him. Star Dog went to the middle rope and hit a diving headbutt for a two count. Star Dog delivered some kneelifts to Torch, then hit a facewash kick on Torch as he was slumped in the corner. They went to the floor, and Star Dog missed a clothesline and hit the ringpost. Torch rammed Star Dog into the steps, then elbowed him as Star Dog's neck was stretched off the ring apron. Back in the ring, Torch pounded Star Dog in the corner repeatedly, then hit an uppercut. Torch headbutted Star Dog, then hit a charging clothesline in the corner. Star Dog gave Torch a Samoan Drop. Edge got on the apron to signal the end, but Torch slowly revived as Dog talked with Edge and grabbed Star Dog for a Burning Hammer as Star Dog turned around to do the Sevenstar. Star Dog raked Torch's eyes to escape the Burning Hammer, but missed a charge and Torch gave him a German suplex. Torch went to the top rope, and Edge tried to stop him, but Torch kicked him away. Torch came off the top, and Star Dog hit him with the Sevenstar as he came off. Star Dog then lunged at Torch and hit the Sevenstar again, and got the pin at the nine minute mark.
The winner is Star Dog.
Outside, XLX is seen beating up Rat Bingbong with chains and a lead pipe. The other Bingbongs, closely followed by the Emblem, joined the fight. Security ran out of the arena in droves to break up the three factions, who will each have two members represent them in the Tag Team title 4-Way match at TOR as reported by the RCW website.
Bikebraker Kevin Smith w/Bikebraker Ralph Summers vs. CM Punk w/Carlito.
CM Punk snapmared Smith at the start and they traded pin attempts with small packages and backslides. Smith hit a shoulderblock, and CM Punk went for a leapfrog, and they awkwardly collided. CM Punk dropkicked Smith's leg out, then hit a back elbow. CM Punk suplexed Smith for a two count, but missed a clothesline and Smith dropkicked CM Punk in the gut. Smith hit a clothesline, then covered CM Punk for a two count. CM Punk went for a springboard moonsault off the middle rope, but Smith moved and CM Punk landed on his feet. Smith sent CM Punk to the floor and hit a baseball slide kick. Smith tried his walking the security wall bit, but CM Punk caught him. Back in the ring, CM Punk put Smith in a chinlock, but Smith got out and pounded CM Punk in the corner. Smith went for a Alley-Oop Bomb in the corner, but CM Punk got his feet up. CM Punk put Smith in a reverse bear hug, but Smith elbowed out and hit a jawbreaker. Smith went for a Kevolution, but CM Punk shoved him into a corner and rolled him up for a two count. CM Punk pounded on Smith's chest, then went back to the reverse bear hug. Smith started to get out, but CM Punk clamped on the reverse bear hug again. Smith got out and elbowed CM Punk, but CM Punk caught him with a flapjack. CM Punk got a two count, then hit a backbreaker for a two count. CM Punk applied a sleeper, but Smith got out and hit a DDT. Smith hit a clothesline, then a second for a two count. Smith hit a gourdbuster for a two count, then went for a frog splash, but CM Punk got the knees up and scored a two count. CM Punk hit a springboard senton and immediately followed with a springboard moonsault for a two count. CM Punk went for a reverse DDT, and Smith tried to reverse, but CM Punk punched him. CM Punk went for a springboard bodypress, but Smith ducked. Smith went for the Kevolution, but CM Punk shoved it off, only for Smith to scale the ropes and hit a diving clothesline for a two count. Smith went to the top again, but CM Punk stopped him with right hands, crotching him. CM Punk went to the top rope, mocking Smith, and went for a top rope dragonrana, but Smith blocked it, sending CM Punk crashing to the mat. The Crazy Cats then came out to distract Ralph Summers at ringside. While that was happening, Carlito snuck into the ring and helped Punk hit the Hawaiian Ice. The referee turned around from the Cats & Summers to count the 1-2-3 following the Motherpunker DDT.
The winner is CM Punk.
Kevin Smith chased the Cats to the back, closely followed by his beaten partner.
Edge & Christian Cage w/Star Dog vs. Super Dragon & 'C-4' Paul Burchill (Cyrus is the Guest Referee).
Edge and Burchill began, with Edge hitting some right hands. Edge tried a leapfrog, but Burchill avoided it and chopped Edge. Super Dragon hit Edge from the apron. Burchill went for a sunset flip, pulling down Edge's tights with the move. Burchill slapped Edge, then chopped him in a corner. Burchill went for another sunset flip, and Cyrus counted a slow one. Burchill put Edge in an armbar, and Super Dragon teased that he would climb the ropes, but then climbed back down and just kicked Edge in the arm instead. Super Dragon peppered Edge with right hands, doing a crotch chop before decking him. Edge poked Super Dragon in the eyes and tagged Christian. Christian hit some punches in a corner, but Super Dragon came back with a clothesline. Super Dragon delivered a vertical suplex, then hit a kneedrop. Super Dragon pounded Christian on the mat, then tagged Burchill, who chopped Christian. Christian reversed a whip, but ran into a Burchill boot. Super Dragon tagged in and hit a right hand, but Christian delivered a knee to the gut and made a tag to Edge. Edge whipped Super Dragon into the ropes, dropped down, and Christian hit a dropkick. Edge got a two count, then floated over a Super Dragon slam attempt into a reverse facebuster for a two count. Cyrus's count here was slow too, so he has been consistent so far. Christian tagged in and hit some punches, then stomped Super Dragon down in a corner. Edge tagged in and came off the middle rope, but Super Dragon caught him with a kick and hit a DDT. Super Dragon tagged Burchill, who hit Edge with a flying forearm, then kipped up and gave Edge a reverse atomic drop. Christian ran in and got the same. Super Dragon slammed Edge as Christian rolled to the floor. Burchill hit Edge with a top rope elbow, then got set for a Cut-Throat Psycho Driver. Christian grabbed Burchill by the legs and pulled him down and crotched him on the ringpost. Cyrus said he didn't see anything. Edge pulled Burchill into the middle of the ring for a two count. Christian tagged in and hit a kneedrop on Burchill as Edge had him stretched out. Christian hit a second knee for a two count. Christian decked Burchill with punches over and over, then tagged in Edge as he stepped on Burchill's throat. Edge gave Super Dragon a chopblock, and Super Dragon tried to come in, so Cyrus kept him out while Edge and Christian worked over Burchill. Edge gave Burchill a standing dropkick, then put Burchill in a front facelock. Burchill backdropped Edge, but Edge pulled him by the tights into a sunset flip for a two count, then hit a boot to the face. Christian tagged in, and he gave Burchill a standing dropkick for two. Christian put Burchill in a reverse chinlock. Burchill's shoulders went down in the move and Christian got a two count with a chinlock. Burchill psyched up out of it, and started chopping Christian, but Christian nailed him with a side backbreaker. Edge tagged in and measured Burchill for a spear, but Burchill sidestepped it and Edge speared Cyrus. Cyrus rolled to the floor in pain. Burchill hit Edge with a enzugiri, then crawled to Super Dragon for the tag as Edge tagged Christian. Super Dragon cleaned house on Christian and Edge, hitting Christian with a jumping knee and Edge with a facebuster and clotheslines. Super Dragon gave Christian a spinebuster, then set up for a Barry White Driver, but Edge speared him. Burchill threw Edge out of the ring and hit him with a London Lion Pescado. In the ring, Christian measured Super Dragon and hit the Unprettier. Christian covered, and a second referee (Charlie Packets) ran in and counted the cover, but Super Dragon kicked out at two. Christian got set for the move again, but Super Dragon shoved it off, and Burchill, who had crawled back into the ring, hit the Cut-Throat Psycho Driver on Christian. Super Dragon covered Christian, but Cyrus yanked Packets out of the ring and knocked him out. Burchill went after Cyrus on the floor, but Edge blasted Burchill with a chair. Edge got in the ring, and Super Dragon kicked him and set for a Barry White Driver, but Christian hit Super Dragon with a chair and gave him the Unprettier for the pin at the eighteen minute mark.
The winners are Edge & Christian Cage.
Cyrus celebrated with them and asked them to join the Heyman stable. It seemed that they, along with Star Dog, agreed to the terms. Despite this victory, an enraged Yoshihiro Magma came out and decked E&C with a pair of Supernova Yakuza Kicks. The crowd was hot for the Inferno Samurai. The Openweight champion sent another message to his opposite number Star Dog, who had bailed into the crowd.
Lou E. Dangerously then announced that Randy Orton would face the Dangerous Alliance in a handicap match next.
No-Holds-Barred Handicap match: Randy Orton vs. The Dangerous Alliance.
The match starts with Orton going back and forth hitting kicks and punches on the Alliance. Then he lands a double suplex. Randy decides to get weapons involved already. He gets two steel chairs out from under the ring. Then throws one in at Big Bubba Ray, who catches it. He rolls in with the other, and they start a chair fight. Right swing to left swing, left to right, the two battle it out. Finally Orton bashes the chair so hard Big Bubba Ray spins and nails CW Anderson by mistake. Big Bubba Ray helps CW up, but then Anderson low blows Big Bubba Ray and nails him with the chair. Orton watches the two fight. Then steps in. When he pulls CW back, the two teammates join together again. They hit a double clothesline. Then get Orton up, and nail him with chairshot after chairshot. Orton tries to fight back, but is met by a dropkick from CW. Next Big Bubba Ray gets to the top rope. Anderson gets a table out from under the ring, and throws Orton on it. He gets a chair from the ground, and climbs another turnbuckle. Big Bubba Ray hits a Big Splash right at the end of an Anderson Spinebuster. Then the two both try to pin, but can't agree on who should do it. Finally, Anderson slaps Big Bubba Ray, starting another tiff. Big Bubba Ray clotheslines Anderson, and then gets hit with a knee in the back from Orton. Randy stares down at the two, then gets on the turnbuckle. He goes for a double clothesline as they get up, but it is ducked, then the two get back to teaming. Big Bubba Ray grabs Randy with a bearhug, but Orton is bigger, so he falls. When Randy tries getting to his feet, he is kicked in the face by CW. Then Anderson gets that chair again and throws it into the chest of Orton. Anderson grins, then gets Orton and bashes his head into the turnbuckle. Next he Irish Whips him, and gets Big Bubba Ray up. Big Bubba Ray is not very aware, but CW runs and throws him into Randy Orton. Big Bubba Ray is used as a battering ram twice more. Then Orton gets up, but is met with a Moonsault from the top rope from the larger Anderson. CW goes for a pinfall, but Orton kicked out. Then Anderson stares at the referee in disappointment. He gets up, and puts Big Bubba Ray on his shoulders. Then he throws Big Bubba Ray down on top of Orton, and lets him go for a pin. But Orton kicked out. Anderson goes back to work with stomps to the chest. Big Bubba Ray gets up, and starts yelling at CW Anderson. When Big Bubba Ray turns around, he is hit with an enziguri from Orton. Anderson goes for a Clothesline, but it is dodged and met with a Neckbreaker. Randy gets to the top rope, and dives at Big Bubba Ray for a Tornado DDT. Big Bubba Ray is caught in the move, and locked into a Guillitine Choke. And as he is about to tap, CW breaks the lock to save his team. Anderson then throws the chair at Orton again. Now Anderson gets under the ring and pulls out a ladder. He sets it against the turnbuckle, and gets ready to throw Orton into it. Right in time, Randy pushes CW off, but is pushed into the Ladder anyway by Big Bubba Ray. Then Big Bubba Ray hits the Bubba Bomb, and sets the Ladder up to be climbed. He climbs it, and catches his balance, but before he can jump, he is lifted onto the shoulders of the interfering Ryan Walters. Ryan Walters spins him and lands a 911 Cop Killa all the way to the outside of the ring. Then Randy Orton gets up and helps CW Anderson up. He hits an RKO, and then pins Anderson for the win.
The winner is Randy Orton.
Walters rolled Orton away just as Goldberg & Matt Michaels arrived. What a handicap match. Cyrus then ordered the World champion into the ring for his scheduled title defence against Bikebraker Ralph Summers.
RCW World Heavyweight championship match: Champion Ryan Walters vs. Bikebraker Ralph Summers.
Ralph gets right into the face of 'The 911' and shoves him. Ryan swings a fist to fight back, but Summers ducks it, and lands a straight punch in return. Ralph runs at Ryan, who is against the ropes, and clotheslines him out of the ring. Walters is wiping his mouth and holding his shoulder in pain. Summers grabs the ropes, and vaults himself over the rope. Ryan almost catches him, but tumbles like a domino anyway. Then, with such an adrenaline rush, Ralph gets on the barricade, and runs at Ryan. He jumps, landing a clothesline. Ryan is layed out, but Ralph is just getting started. He stands on the steel steps, and waits on Walters. Ryan gets up into a diving dropkick. Summers quickly hits a stomp, then rolls back into the ring. Summers gets Walters back into the ring, and gets on the top rope. Then he hits a diving elbow, which drops Walters with ease. Ralph rolls 'The 911' up, and goes for the pin. Walters kicked out. Ralph couldn't believe he only got a one count. Then he lands knee drops on 'The 911'. As Ryan gets up, Ralph hits a big boot. Next he runs at the ropes, and comes back to hit a Hurricanrana. This is followed by Summers getting on the top rope. He makes sure to get his balance, then goes for a splash. He connects on Walters, and hooks the leg for a pin. Walters kicked out. Ralph is depressed, but gets up and runs again. Ryan gets up, and is caught in a Leg Scissors Take Down. Instead of falling, Walters catches Summers and turns him. Then he puts him over his shoulders in Alabama Slam position, and rolls his hands like Petey Williams before a Canadian Destroyer. He flips, hitting an Super-Swing Alabama Slam on Ralph. 'The 911' goes for a pin. Summers kicked out. Ryan looks at all of the fans, who are chanting two! Then he gets up and kicks at Ralph tauntingly. Summers gets up and trips Walters, going for a roll up. Walters kicked out. Summers goes for the Summers Projekt, but Walters countered and hit the 911 Cop Killa! Next he rolls Summers onto his stomach before locking in the match-winning 911 Katihajime Sleeper.
The winner and STILL RCW World Heavyweight champion, 'The 911' Ryan Walters.
After the match, Goldberg & Matt Michaels attempted to assault the champion, but Orton bailed him out and fought them off as returning the favour from earlier. Max Jacobs made an unscheduled appearance and tore into Cyrus' henchmen with multiple chokeslams. Goldberg fell victim to the Fatality Tombstone Piledriver to end the show.
Tournament of Revolution Card:
Star Dog vs. Yoshihiro Magma - UK title vs. Openweight title match.
Bloodhound vs. Kurt Angle.
Two members of XLX vs. Two members of the Emblem vs. Two members of the Bingbongs vs. ?? - RCW Global Tag Team championship Fatal 4-Way Tag Team elimination match.
Tournament matches:
Goldberg vs. Austin Aries vs. Mark Orton - Tournament of Revolution Quarter-Final match.
Max Jacobs vs. Sabu vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Kurtis Raynes - Tournament of Revolution Quarter-Final match.
2 Other Tournament of Revolution Quarter-Final matches.
Tournament of Revolution Semi-Finals.
Tournament of Revolution Grand-Finals - RCW World Heavyweight championship Triple Threat match.
Champions:
RCW World Heavyweight title - 'The 911' Ryan Walters.
RCW Global Tag Team titles - VACANT.
RCW United Kingdom title - Star Dog.
RCW Junior Heavyweight title - Firefly.
RCW Openweight title - Yoshihiro Magma.