You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When…

You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When…

201. You jump on your boyfriends back and hope he will run like Edward.

202. You know the chronological order in which the Cullen coven transformed into vampires.

203. Everywhere you go you look for people with inhuman beauty, pale skin, topaz eyes, and icy skin.

204. You know the human story of every Cullen by heart.

205. Your favorite fruit are now apples.

206. You look at your doctor and think, "Carlisle's Better".

207. You are the leader of the "Twilighters" at your school.

208. You somehow managed to get all your friends hooked on the series.

209. When someone says they're a vegetarian you automatically think that they're a good vampire.

210. You name your team while playing at school the Twilighters.

211. You freak out when you hear that a store has Twilight movie posters.

212. You get into daily arguments over if Jacob or Edward is better.

213. You become a vegetarian just because the Cullen's are.

214. When someone is snobby to you, you think "Hmm…At least she isn't as bad as Rosalie". (Orphan Ashley)

215. You cry on the last page of Breaking Dawn then burst into uncontrollable tears when you see the words "THE END". (xXEdward-hottie-CrazyXx)

216. You wear a locket with an "E" or a "J" on it.

217. You memorize the Chapter titles of each book.

218. You scream when you see a silver Volvo on T.V.

219. You give yourself a paper cut to smoke out any vampires.

220. You read Twilight FanFiction constantly.

221. You introduce yourself to people as Mrs. Cullen or Mrs. Black.

222. You get into fights with your Twilight friends over who is going to marry Edward.

223. You won't answer anybody unless they call you Mrs. Cullen or Mrs. Black.

224. When someone asks you who you are crushing on you automatically say Edward Cullen or Jacob Black.

225. You have a birthday party for each character on the books.

Author's Note:

Hey Guys. Thank you soooo much for your reviews this weekend. We were soooo glad that we got that many. We would also like to announce that this story has had 2,000 hits. We are in total shock to know that, that many people have read this. You guys are amazing.

We also have some good news and some bad news. So we will give you the good news first.

We have came up with a new story that we will be releasing soon. It is called "15 Ways To Annoy The Characters of Twilight". We think that it will be really good, and the peole that we have had to look at it so far have thought it was hilarious. So be looking for that soon.

We have also decided that we are in desperate need of more reasons for "You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When". So whoever can come up with the best one will get a sneak peak of the first chapter of our new story. So start giving us those ideas. The winner will be announced on Saturday.

Now for the bad news. The library where we update will be closed the next few days so we won't be able to update till Saturday ;( So you are going to have to wait a couple of days for the next chapter. We are sooooo sorry. But we will update as soon as we can.

We would also like to tell you to go vote at are poll. So far Team Edward is winnig with 8 votes, Team Switzerland is next with 4 votes, and poor Team Jacob had none still. So go vote!! The winner will be announced on September 30!!

We would also like to tell you that we will be looking for at least 8 reviews before we update agian, since we can't update till Satuday. We know how many people read this so it shouldn't take long.

-Madi and Sarah-

(A.K.A. Mrs. Cullen and Mrs. Black)