Disclaimer: Sadly we do not own the Twilight series.
Chapter 16
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When…
376. You convince your three-year old cousin that she wants to be a vampire when she grows up, and not a princess.
377. Your Twilight checklist contains more than 100 reasons.
378. If anyone at school has a Twilight related question they come and ask you.
379. You put baby oil on your body everyday, because it's the closest you can get to sparkling.
380. You fix your boyfriend's hair to look like any of the Twilight characters.
381. When you get a new boyfriend you try to mold them into your perfect Twilight boy.
382. You go through all your old yearbooks to see if anyone looks like the Twilight characters.
383. You enter a beauty pageant under the name "Rosalie" and expected to win by that name alone.
384. You start collecting Twilight t-shirts.
385. When you had a bad day, you read Twilight to make you feel better.
386. You buy pets just to name them after the characters of Twilight.
387. You talk to your books.
388. You have pages marked in all your books so that you can read your favorite spots real quick.
389. You tell people that before you marry somebody, they have to give you a car that isn't even on the market yet, a credit card with no limit, and an antique ring.
390. If someone asks you who you would want to switch places with you automatically say Bella Swan.
391. Your books are your most prized possessions.
392. When you blow out your candles on your cake on your birthday you wish that you had Edward or Jacob.
393. You constantly try to make yourself freezing cold by keeping the air conditioning on high, rolling down the widows in the car, sticking your hands in ice, etc.
394. You try to change your class schedule to look like Bella's.
395. People are starting to question your sanity.
396. You videotape yourself sleeping so that you know if you say Edward or Jacob's name at night.
397. You have an imaginary friend based on a character in Twilight.
398. You kiss the pictures you have of Edward or Jacob.
399. You and your boyfriend have pet names for each other- lion and lamb.
400. You convince yourself that you can see the future.
2 Random Reasons:
. People ask you how you know that Forks is the rainiest town in the U.S.
. You want the flowers at your wedding to match the ones that Edward and Bella had at there's
Author's Note:
Hey guys! Thanks again for the wonderful reviews. They really made our day. They have helped us out so much.
The reason we added to random reasons is that we were alerted that we had repeated two reasons in the story. We don't want any repeats throughout the story and that isn't fair to you guys, so we decided to add two more reasons to make up for it. So once again we are so, so, so, SORRY! We really didn't notice it. Madi made a mistake in the editing of the story. We will be sure to look at the chapters more thoroughly next time.
We have decided that we are probably going to try to go for 1,000 reasons. We know that this is going to be extremely hard, so if you have any ideas at all, please, please, tell us. They will be greatly appreciated.
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We have also decided that before we update we will be asking for at least 8 reviews. That shouldn't be to difficult, because we know how many people read this story each day. So the quicker you type them, the quicker you will get the next 25 reasons.
-Madi and Sarah-
(A.K.A Mrs. Cullen and Mrs. Black)
