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You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When…
Chapter 17
401. You are convinced that your soul mate is a vampire.
402. You are convinced that your soul mate is a werewolf.
403. You and your friends devise a plan to go to Forks, and kidnap Edward.
404. You start putting ketchup on everything because you pretend it's blood.
405. If someone makes you mad, you tell them that you will sick Jacob on them. (EmilyMCullen)
406. You go on Google maps to find out whether Isle Esme is actually real. (Smoochynose)
407. You start ranking guys that you think are way beyond gorgeous as an "Edward" and guys that you think are average looking as a "Mike".
408. If you are for Team Edward your new pickup line is "Are you a vampire? Because you dazzle me."
409. If you are for Team Jacob your new pickup line is "Are you a werewolf? Because your smoking hot."
410. You know what happened to Marcus's wife. (Anave)
411. You know what power she had. (Anave)
412. You take a highlighter and go through each of the books and mark your favorite quotes.
413. You know so much about Stephenie Meyer that you could be her publisher or her manger.
414. You want to name your future child a mix of your mother and mother-in-laws name.
415. When you get married you want to have your honeymoon on a private island.
416. You suddenly want to smell like a dog.
417. One of your talents is saying Edward's and Jacob's name backwards.
418. You go to build-a-bear workshop to create your own werewolf.
419. When you go to every bookstore you can find looking for the Twilight bookmark.
420. You sleep with the heater on so that you can imagine Jacob's arms wrapped around you. (Hazeltstar)
421. You want to become friends with someone who has the name of the Cullens or the La Push pack, because maybe they'll be a werewolf or a vampire. (twilightrox2201)
422. You wrote your own Bella's lullaby. (cullendrive)
423. You get mad at anyone that makes fun of Shark Boy and Lava Girl because Taylor Lautner is in it.
424. You read every book that Stephenie recommends on her website.
425. You find yourself smiling, nodding, and agreeing to this list as you read it.
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