whoops
it seems like i accidentally forgot to update for seven months

heh heh heh...

i am sorry if my whole writing style is completely different,
i haven't really done this in a while
(as you can tell)
and i'm not using Word since this is not my computer and i can not find it

so,
hey guys,
good to be back

-theenvylover

Just Another Bella and Daughter Story

Since when did police cars become makeshift taxis?

As the familiar black and white pattern of a cruiser pulled up I could see that the driver wasn't a stranger. Neither was the passenger. My recently acquired grandfater and He-Who-Breeds-Wolves pulled up and rolled down the windows.

"Get in," ordered He-Who-Has-Smart-Ass.

"I'm fine." I started walking the same way as I had before. The car shifted into reverse and followed me easily.

"You can't walk all the way back to town!" The officer seemed genuinely worried about my physical wellbeing. "No human can walk that far in this weather!"

I stopped automatically at the coincidental double meaning of his words. I looked inside the car, my mother's father's eyebrows pulled up in a plea, my enemy's father's evil grin flashing across his face.

He was right, no human could walk back to town in the downpour, but which was worse? My grandfather wondering about my fairy-tale like existance where mere human problems no longer affected me? Or the only person that I had ever truely hated having me play into his grimy hands? Of course Jacob must have set the whole thing up after learning that I had escaped. Brilliant, getting his father to bring my grandfather along... How could I refuse? With him here I had absolutely no chance of running away, for fear that I would be found out by my only living family.

"I guess I could..." I muttered, not finding any other way out. I hesitantly opened the door and slid inside. In the rearview mirror I could see officer grandpa smiling reassuredly.

"My name is Charlie, by the way," he introduced, "and this is Billy."

"My name is Alice," I said pleasently. I decided to not mention my last name, seeing as he was the original owner of it. He-Who-Should-Fall-Out-Of-The-Window-And-Brutally-Die scoffed at the mention of my name, as to deny it or something. Charlie didn't get the hint.

"Doesn't she look just like Bella?" Charlie asked Billy excitedly. Billy turned and stared out of the window.

"I don't see it at all."


I've been absent much too long....

i am so sorry guys!!!
i really,
REALLY
haven't done this in a long time and i guess i'll have to ease my way back....

i am so sorry for the wait
(i promise that whenever i update next it will not be this disappointing)
sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry

sosdfhshfpouahp;]
i am very truly sorry.
:(

to show how sorry,
i included this little one shot that i wrote quite a while back
(enjoy if you haven't already...)

-theenvylover


Alice Swan
16 Years Old

"You smell... different today," Fredrik stated. I didn't know that anybody could smell it... Then again, in a house full of vampires, I guess you can't have any secrets...

"It's nothing," I answered quickly. Fredrik looked at me curiously before shrugging and changing the channel. He blew through the channels so fast that I couldn't tell what was on. I wondered if he did it on purpose; so he didn't have to watch the Speed channel again. I smiled at the thought.

Edward walked past the couch, stopped, and sniffed me. If you've been sniffed before you know how weird it is. "You smell different," he stated. "Why?"

I paid close attention to whatever channel Fredrik stopped on. I picked up my knees and tucked them under my chin as I watched a new show about cars. I looked at Fredrik confusedly. Normally he'd settle for cartoons; he found cars boring. He moved over to my side and put his arm around my shoulder. I smiled and leaned on him.

Edward didn't go way like I thought he would.

"Alice? Why does your blood smell--" he was cut off when Rosalie jumped over the couch and landed next to me. She stared at the screen excitedly, apparently, this was a new episode of something. She sat there, staring at the screen until she breathed in and turned to me; her eyes wide.

"Alice, why are you on birth control?"

"Birth control?!?!" Edward and Fredrik shouted at the same time. They jumped back slightly; Fredrik at the end of the couch and Edward in another room.

"Why?" Fredrik asked. "We haven't... you can't get... why?"

"Thanks Rose," I muttered. They were still staring at me expectantly.

"What's going on?" Emmett asked as he entered the room followed by Mom, Jasper, Alice, and Esme. Joy. As soon as Carlisle gets here we can really get this party started...

"Little Alice is on birth control," Edward forced out. In one quick movement Fredrik was on the floor, under Emmett.

"What are you doing to her?" Emmett growled.

"I'm not doing anything!" Fredrik exclaimed. "I just found out about this a few minutes ago!" Everybody's head turned to me.

"You know... vampires can't, uh..." Esme tried to explain. I stared at them in horror.

"You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much..." Mom started. I covered my ears. Nothing like the sex talk to ruin your day.

"Penis, vagina, I got the picture," I answered quickly. "This isn't for Fredrik!"

Emmett got off of Fredrik and helped him up. Everybody still stared at me.

"Then who...?" Edward asked. Fredrik growled at him. I couldn't believe what he was suggesting.

"No! It's not like that! I love Fredrik!" I shot back. I wondered when they would let me talk.

"Hey guys, why the party?" Carlisle asked as he entered the room. They all pointed to me.

"She's on the pill!" they said at once. I groaned.

"Yes, I know," Carlisle answered. "I prescribed it for her." They stared at him in horror.

"Oh," Edward concluded. "Well, that makes sense..."

Everybody's head shot to him. "What?" they asked. It would've been easier if they would've just listened to me.

"The pill limits the number of periods I have," I explained. "I could've sworn that it would be better if i didn't bleed every month." They looked at each other before understanding flashed across their faces. Suddenly everybody left the room; leaving me alone with Fredrik.

I grabbed the channel changer and began to surf angrily. Stupid vampires who jump to conclusions...


did i mention i was sorry?