Chapter 22
526. You smile like an idiot when you hear words that are used in the book, like irrevocably and masochist.
527. You get mad when people write stories on fanfiction that make Emmett sound like a complete idiot.
528. You start eating poptarts just because you know that Bella does. (Tacos.Rainbow.Vampires)
529. You take down your pictures of friends and family and replace them with pictures of the actors of Twilight.
530. You know what "Morte" means in English. (TeamEdward1)
531. You try to figure out what movie Edward and Bella watched in Breaking Dawn. (TeamEdward1)
532. You call your books your "babies"
533. You start writing in cursive so that your handwriting will look like Edward's.
534. You start writing really sloppy so that your handwriting can look like Bella's.
535. You take the blonde steaks out of your hair.
536. You know that Rosalie's and Jasper's names were originally called Ronald and Carol. (breakingdawn123)
537. Stephenie Meyer's website is on your desktop. (breakingdawn123)
538. Your excuse for breaking things now is saying that your "vampire instincts" made you do it.
539. People know to avoid you when you are reading New Moon because they know you can start crying at any second.
540. You go on to car websites just to look for Twilight related cars.
(Bella Cullens 17)
541. You tell people that your favorite piece of cutlery is a fork. (annabethchase45)
542. When you saw the Twilight trailer you noticed that the scene in Edward's room was different. (breakingdawn123)
543. You take being called a vampire or a werewolf as a compliment.
544. You carve Fido into your dog's bowl.
545. You got mad when you looked at the Cosmo Girl article for the Twilight movie and saw that they put the wrong date for when the movie will be coming out.
546. You send a letter to the people of Cosmo Girl complaining about them not getting the facts right.
547. You devise a plan to go and kidnap Nessie so that you can go and switch places with her so you can have Jacob.
548. When you hear about someone's car being stolen you think that one of the Cullens took it.
549. You go by ballet studios thinking that you will run into a ravenous vampire.
550. You google the places metioned in the books like First Beach in La Push.
Author's Note:
Hey guys! Thanks for your wonderful reviews once again! They really do help us.
We would like to remind everyone to go and vote at our poll. We really want to know what your favorite book in the series is. Right now Twilight is winning. We will be closing the poll on Oct. 30, so go and vote if you haven't!
We would also like to tell you to go and check out our new story. You can get the link to it on our bio. So far it's pretty good, from the reviews we have gotten. So be sure to go and check that out.
We will be asking for at least 6 reviews again before we update. We know you can do it. It really shouldn't take that long. When we get them we will update as soon as we can.
-Madi and Sarah-
(A.K.A. Mrs. Cullen and Mrs. Black)
