Chapter 23

Chapter 23

551. You freak out when you find out in science class that the first name of the person who created the Periodic Table first name was Demetri.

552. You ask your science teacher if he was from Italy.

553. You read the books so much in school, your teacher tells you to put the book away without even having to look at you.

554. Your teachers ask to borrow one of your books.

555. You have ran an online search in your school looking for people with the names "Edward Cullen" and "Jacob Black".

556. You start every conversation with "Have you read Twilight?"

557. You look around the room every time you get a paper cut.

558. You have fake phone calls with the characters of the book.

559. You cry when you fall because Edward didn't catch you.

560. If you have a son you call it Edward Jr. even though it's fathers name isn't anywhere near Edward. (smoochymose)

561. You start dreaming of green eyed babies. (smoochynose)

562. You've called every theatre in your area asking them if you can already buy tickets to the movie.

563. You refuse to talk to people who say that they hate the Twilight series. (and yes we actually know people who do)

564. Your friends have nicknamed you the Twilight nerd. (Twilightforever1901)

565. You can go into any room and find ten things that you can relate to Twilight right away. (Twilightforever1901)

567. You threw away your Harry Potter books to make room for your Twilight books. (Twilightforever1901)

568. You have met someone with either red or topaz eyes and asked them if they were a vampire. (Twilightforever1901)

569. You make your boyfriend rub ice over his lips before he is allowed to kiss you. (Twiligthforever1901)

570. You go up to random people and say that you are a proud "leech-lover".

571. You cut out pages 73 to 381 out of New Moon. (Twilightforever1901)

572. You understand the reason behind number 571. (Twilightforever1901)

573. You only know the Twilight cars. (Twilightforever1901)

574. You tell people that Jacob wasn't missing during Breaking Dawn, you had him locked in your basement. (Twilightforever1901)

575. You know that nice vampires will be your best friend, never hurt you, save you from evil vampires, and stop a full sized van from crushing you with their bare hands. (Twilightforever1901)

Author's Note:

Hey guys! Thanks again for the awesome you reviews. They really helped us. We would like to give a special thanks though to Twilightforever1901 though for the 30 ideas they gave us. We really appreciate that since we have been loaded down with sooooo much homework this week.

We would like to remind everyone to go and vote at our poll for your favorite book in the series. Twilight is still winning. Remember that the poll will be closing down on Oct. 30. So go and vote if you haven't yet.

We would also like to remind everybody to go check out our other story we have came up with. To get the link to it, you can just go to our bio and get on it from there.

We will be asking for at least for 6 reviews once again before we update. It shouldn't take that long to get them. We will update when we get all 6 of them.

-Madi and Sarah-

(A.K.A. Mrs. Cullen and Mrs. Black)