Chapter 23
Several Months Later…
Raw…
King: Well JR, Mr. McMahon is going to be here tonight.
JR: Maybe we'll finally get to see who this damn new General Manager is.
King: Whoever it is sure has turned Raw upside down.
JR: Let's take a look at what's been going on so far…
Over the past few months, a mystery GM no one has met besides Mr. McMahon has been making matches from remote locations. First up, was Triple H taking on Randy Orton for the WWE title. This has set up a huge feud between this Superstars. Batista and John Cena or in a constant back and forth for the number one contender's spot for Edge's World Championship. Jericho has held onto the Intercontinental Championship. Matt Hardy, still has made a great run as US Champion, only losing once to Carlito, just to get it back at the last PPV. Since Jeff Hardy's return a few weeks ago, he has been unmercifully beat by Umaga, Kane and the Big Show as his new girlfriend, Trish watches at ring side. It almost seems as if the GM has it out for him.
No Chance That 's What You Got…
JR: Well, King, looks like Mr. McMahon is on his way to the ring now.
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I am sure you all want to know why I am here."
Chants of 'What!' erupt through the crowd.
"Well, I thought it was high time you all meet our new General Manager. Frankly, I think this has been one of the best GM's we've had on any show thus far."
No More Words…
King: Jeff Hardy and Trish!
JR: Well King it looks like Jeff Hardy has a few things he would like to say to Mr. McMahon, probably concerning the new GM.
Jeff entered the ring with Trish at his side and a microphone in his hand.
"Why are you down here Jeff?" Vince asked.
"Well, Vince, I want to be the first to meet our new GM. I have some questions that need answered." Jeff was in the dark as was everyone else backstage as to whom the new GM might be. Rumors had been running rampant for the last few months.
"Well Jeff, I will be glad to introduce you," Vince said. "First though, a few rules for all you superstars. The new GM is not to be touched. You will be suspended and possibly fired if any harm comes to the GM. Jeff, Trish do you understand this?"
"Sure Vince. I just want to know why it seems, that since I have been back I keep getting the short end of the stick." Jeff looked on as Trish nodded her head in agreement.
"I understand, and with out further ado, the new GM of Raw!" Vince yelled to the crowd as new music began to play and out walked someone not seen in months.
JR: Well, who is it?
King: I don't know.
No one in the crowd or in the ring could see the face of the new GM who was wearing a long jacket with a hood. Slowly the GM walked with purpose in the ring, careful not to drop the hood. Reaching out a hand to Vince for a shake…
JR: It's a woman!
King: Puppies!!
With that the hood was pulled back.
JR: It's KC!! KC is the new Raw GM!
King: No wonder Jeff has been getting his head handed to him.
The crowd roared in approval for their favorite Diva who disappeared one Monday months ago.
"Hello Cincinnati!" KC crowed to the crowd. A cheap pop was still a pop none the less. "Have you missed me?" The crowd screamed yes.
Jeff and Trish looked shocked at seeing KC. While away Jeff was able to stop using, or at least, that's what Matt had told her. He was able to make amends with his father and his friends but still insisted that KC was a cheater, refusing to talk to her, only believing what Trish had to say.
KC turned to the couple in the ring. "Hi Jeff, did you miss me too, or were you to busy with the skank over there?"
Trish grabbed the microphone from Jeff. "Who the hell are you calling a skank you whore?"
"I believe it was you!" KC said quite simply. With that, Trish hauled back and slapped KC across the face. As Vince went to say something, KC just held her hand up. "Was that really necessary?"
"Who the hell do you think you are?" Trish screamed.
"I believe, Trish dear, I am your boss. Now Jeff can you speak or is she your mouthpiece now?"
Trish hauled back and slapped KC's other cheek. Vince wanted to step in again but KC still held him off.
"I see that you haven't learned to listen since I have been gone. Now Vince, say what you need to."
Trish looked at Vince and realized he was pissed. "Trish, get the hell out of my ring. As of right now you are suspended indefinitely."
Trish started jumping up and down while KC lounged against a corner ring post.
"Why Vince? I didn't do anything. She started it by calling me names! Jeff help me!"
Jeff still did not speak. He was to busy staring at his ex-girlfriend.
"Jeff can't help you. Trish I just said our GM was not to be touched. You hit her twice, now before you are fired get the hell out of my ring!"
With a pout at Jeff, Trish left the ring to the crowds chants of 'Na na na, hey, hey, goodbye."
"Now, KC, do you have anything to so to your loyal fans?" Vince asked after Trish was out of site and the chants died down.
"Why yes, I do Mr. McMahon. First off, I am so happy to be back on Raw! I've missed being in this ring. I hope everyone likes the matches I have been making." The crowd responded with their approval. "Now, Jeff how can I help you?"
Jeff, as if coming out of a daze, realized KC was speaking to him. Looking at her straight in the eyes, he finally spoke. "Well, I guess I got my answers." With that, he dropped his mike and headed out of the ring while KC watched him.
"Is it hot in here or is it me?" KC asked. 'It's you' was yelled by several men in the front row causing KC to laugh and wink in their direction. "Well Mr. McMahon," KC began as she began to unbutton the robe. "I am glad to be here and hope to continue to be the best General Manager Raw has ever had!"
Right then, KC whipped off her robe causing the audience to gasp.
JR: Oh my…
King: KC's…
JR: pregnant!
Jeff was watching the Titan-tron as he walked up the ramp to the back. He stopped dead in his tracks as KC finished taking off her robe. Turning around he stared at the ring in shock. Vince grabbed KC's arm and raised it much to the delight of the crowd.
Cut to commercial…
Vince began to climb out of the ring and assisted KC in doing the same. As KC looked up the ramp she saw Jeff still standing there, shock across his face. Trish came running out and grabbed him, pulling him to the back with his eyes still on KC.
KC held onto Vince's arms and slapped hands with fans, all the while watching her heart be dragged to the back along with Jeff.