You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When

by Number-1- Twilighters

You know you are! This is the list of things that us "Twilighters" do because of our obsession. Use it as your Twilight checklist. 1,000 reasons!

27. 651 through 675

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Chapter 27

651. You pretended that Edward was kissing you when you saw him kissing Bella in the trailer.

652. Your parents could get you to go to any store by just saying that they sell Twilight stuff there.

653. You have a no tolerance policy with lies that have to do with Twilight.

654. You printed out flyers that said "Save The Olympic Wolf" on them and put them up in your school.

655. You start trying to walk like Alice does.

656. When you go to the zoo, you head strait to the wolves exhibit and stay there all day waiting for them to phase back into their "human" form.

657. You have seriously considered kidnapping Stephenie Meyer and forcing her to start writing Midnight Sun again.

658. You bought your boyfriend body glitter.

659. You made your boyfriend actually wear the body glitter that you bought him.

660. You try to convince your dad to become a police officer.

661. You smile every time you see a baby grand piano.

662. You get mad when you watch Heroes because the powers that some of the people have match the ones that some of the characters have in Twilight.

663. You have the lyrics for Deocde by Paramore memorized already.

664. You know which songs are going to be on the Twilight soundtrack.

665. The lunch table you sit at is divided into three groups: Team Switzerland, Team Edward, and Team Jacob.

666. You have formed a book club just for the reason of having even more time of talking about the books.

667. You've created taglines for all of the characters.

668. You basically beg your English teacher to read Twilight in class and then take a month to analyze it.

669. You always do your book reports for school on one of the books.

670. When you see someone with really expensive clothes you think that Alice must of dressed them.

671. You write your name in sharpie on the booth that Bella and Edward sat when they went to the Italian restaurant in Port Angeles.

672. You tell people that you want Edward or Jacob for Christmas.

673. You bark at anyone who has the first name Jacob.

674. When you hear wolves howling at night you think that the pack is right outside your house.

675. You scream "Jacob I Love You!" when you hear the howling.

Author's Note:

Hey guys!! Thanks for reviewing once again! We really appreciate it! You give us the inspiration we need to come up with the reasons.

We would like everybody to go and vote at our poll for your favorite book in the Twilight series. Twilight is still winning. Remember that the poll will close on the 31st of Oct. So go and vote if you haven't yet.

We would like to thank Bronzehairedgirl620 for looking over this chapter. We really appreciate them for doing it for us.

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-Madi and Sarah-

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