You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When

by Number-1- Twilighters

You know you are! This is the list of things that us "Twilighters" do because of our obsession. Use it as your Twilight checklist. 1,000 reasons!

28. 676 through 700

Chapter 28

Chapter 28

676. You call staying up all night a "vampire all nighter".

677. You try to improve your cooking skills.

678. You have a copy of one of the books written in a foreign language.

679. You hate it when people who haven't read the books call you one of those screaming Twilight fan.

680. You are planning on wearing a cast to your Junior Prom.

681. When you see a couple you say "And the lion fell in love with the lamb".

682. You have conversations with your friends over Edward's hair.

683. At 11:11 everyday you wish that Edward or Jacob was there.

684. You put ice-packs in your pillow when you go to sleep.

685. You want to be committed to an insane asylum just because Alice was. (Twilightfan1178)

686. You have tried to actually teach yourself how to talk in your sleep at night.

687. You wish that your boyfriend could read your mind.

688. Your room is the coldest room in your house.

689. When you see a tan shirtless guy, you wonder if it's like that all the time in La Push.

690. When people ask you to sign a petition or a chain letter you write down your last name as Black or Cullen. (FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut)

691. You and your friend see how many Volvos you can find while riding the bus after school. (We actually do this everyday after school)

692. When you see a cat you wonder "Would Jacob ever have the urge to chase that?". (Smoochynose)

693. You look at everybody's usernames for FanFiction to see who has the best Twilight related one.

694. You go to the zoo thinking that there will be a bunch of thirsty vampires there.

695. You start naming inanimate objects after the Twilight characters. (Bella Cullens 17)

696. You get mad when they don't show the Twilight Trailer at the movie theatre. (xDon'txCallxMexPrep)

697. You are seriously considering getting a Twilight tattoo.

698. Your vocabulary has improved since reading the books.

699. You have handed out buttons to people that say "Spunk Ransom for President".

700. You spend hour on Google Images looking for awesome pictures of the Twilight cast.

Author's Note:

Hey guys! Thanks for reviewing once again! Your reviews really help us with coming up with new ideas for this story.

We would like to remind everybody once again to go and vote at our poll if you haven't yet. Twilight is still winning as your favorite book in the Twilight series. The poll will be closing on Oct. 30 so go and vote if you haven't yet!

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-Madi and Sarah-

(A.K.A. Mrs. Cullen and Mrs. Black)