Chapter 29
701. You have had hallucinations about the Twilight characters.
702. You enjoyed the hallucinations.
703. When your mom goes to buy you something she buys it in black because she thinks that's the "Twilight" color.
704. The only cards you get for Halloween now all have pictures of werewolves or vampires on them.
705. You have people sign a petition that would declare the 20th of June a national holiday.
706. You have brought one of the books with you to the bathroom at least one time.
707. You couldn't believe how dumb you were four years ago when you didn't even know who Edward and Jacob were.
708. You start crying when you think about number 707.
709. You refuse to believe that Edward and Jacob aren't real.
710. You have gotten suspended in school for fighting with someone who said that they hate the Twilight series.
711. You have spent hours on the computer trying to figure out a way to get in touch with Stephenie Meyer.
712. You turn down guys by saying "Sorry, but I like guys that are cold, dead, and sparkling.
713. You get furious when you see that someone printed out the cover of Twilight and cut it up into little pieces.
714. You have started collecting Forks.
715. You think that your brother is a werewolf because he is over 6 foot.
716. Your English teacher has begged you to stop naming the characters in the stories you write Edward, Bella, Jacob, and other Twilight names.
717. You and your friends go to the petting zoo and take pictures of each other looking like your biting the animal's necks.
718. Getting married strait out of High School doesn't seem so bad anymore.
719. You tell people that the Cullen's are free to kidnap you at anytime.
720. You are jealous of any body who can shorten their name to Bella.
721. When your with somebody and they're driving 80 mph you say "I hate driving slow".
722. You only use highlighters that are blue now.
723. The only music you listen to now is music that you think Edward would approve of.
724. You look at professional dancers and think "Alice is better".
725. You put an "E" or "J" on your cell phone with the stick on rhinestones.
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