Chapter 38

Chapter 38

926. People you know are now afraid to bring up anything Twilight related.

927. When someone asks you what Twilight is about you scream "AWESOMENESS!" (maximum-twilight-FAN)

928. You have a friend that asks you if you are going to phase because you're always hot and hungry. (Twilight-obsessed-dancer)

929. You have a keychain with a picture of Edward on it and you go around saying that he's your husband. (Twilight-obsessed-dancer)

got into trouble at Borders for buying all of the Twilight calendars. (Aubrey The Pink Paper Clip)

931. You try to do your history report on the life and accomplishements of General Jasper Whitlock. (vampire865)

932. You get mad at your teacher when they say you can't do the report on Jasper. (vampire865)

933. You have written down the times of every Twilight trailer you see on TV so that you can try to find a pattern to them.

934. You get mad at your local theatre when you see that they haven't advertised for a midnight showing for the movie.

935. You call them complaining about it.

936. Your mom tries to have a "talk" with you about your obsession.

(Jasper-is-a-god)

937. Your grades have improved now because you are trying to be as smart as a vampire.

938. Your parents have threatened to take your phone away if you don't stop talking about Twilight.

939. You would rather go one day without your phone and computer than one day without Twilight.

940. Your family won't watch TV with you now because they don't want to hear you scream when you see the trailer.

942. Your brother has threatened to burn your books as revenge.

943. People say that they can't remember what you did before you read Twilight.

945. You freaked out if your name was in the books as a characters name.

946. You suddenly appreciate your brown hair and brown eyes. (Smoochynose)

947. You plan on dressing up as a Twilight character and going to school and only answering to the name of the character you dressed up as.

948. When your library at your school starts asking Twilight questions you get mad when they aren't very hard.

949. You know you're the most obsessed person in your school and are proud of it.

950. You have made a Twilight scrapbook of things that you and your other Twilight obsessed friends have done, like the Breaking Dawn party.

Author's Note:

Hey guys!!!!! Thanks for the wonderful reviews once again. We really appreciate them so much!!!

Yesterday was the last day to vote at the polls for your favorite book in the Twilight series. Twilight won with 53 votes, followed by Breaking Dawn with 28 votes, then Eclipse with 19 votes, and New Moon came in last with 5 votes. We would like to say thanks to everybody who voted on the poll. We really appreciate it. We will be putting up another poll soon. So be on the lookout for it!

Since today is Thursday, we will only be asking for 6 reviews. We know you guys can do it! It shouldn't take that long to get them. We will try to update as soon as possible, even though Halloween's tomorrow.

-Madi and Sarah-

(A.K.A. Mrs. Cullen and Mrs. Black)