Oh so bored…

Chapter 11: Out of Boredom Comes…Nothing, Really

"It seems this bar has hit an all-time low," observed Bat.

'Twas the night before…well, nothing in particular. But for some stupid reason the bar was jammed with Naruto characters. Stupid. Didn't anyone think what would happen if Lee got a drink?

"That always happens," I commented. "Lee gets his drink confused with someone else's alcohol. They should know by now not to drink around him." We watched him tear up the bar from across the street.

Finally, Sakura got pissed and knocked him out. A hundred different Narutos began rebuilding the bar.

We tried to enter, but Jiraiya stopped us. "Only Naruto characters tonight."

I shrugged and turned into Temari. Bat whipped out a Sunagakure forehead protector. Jiraiya rolled his eyes and let us in.

"O-kay then." Once inside I turned back into myself. Good thing, too. The real Temari was looking at me weird.

"What are we doing here, anyway?" asked Bat.

"I don't know. But whatever it is we're doing, it should be fun."

Bat and I started wandering around the packed bar. As we passed Shikamaru Nara I discreetly slipped an ice cube down his back and edged away. He turned around and started yelling at Tenten, who happened to be behind him. She grabbed a scroll and summoned a large shuriken. Shikamaru ducked and it banged the nearby Tsunade on the head, thankfully not cutting her.

Tsunade charged, and Sasuke Uchiha, who was in the way, was trampled. He fell onto Gaara's sand, which rose to protect Gaara. The Jinchuriki turned around and tripped over Tonton, who was chasing Gamakichi. Gaara fell onto Hinata Hyuga, who blushed madly and ran away, so Gaara continued his fall and eventually landed on Neji Hyuga, who in turn stepped on Ino Yamanaka's foot. She punched him, missed, and landed the hit on Sakura Haruno.

"Ino-pig!" Sakura screamed. They glared at each other until Choji Akimichi bumped into Sakura, who fell and accidentally poked Konohamaru in the eye.

A fight erupted in the bar. Bat and I found ourselves in the thick of it, back to back. I punched Kankuro in the jaw, blocked a hit from Kakashi, and kicked Haku in the knee. Bat dodged Shizune, Itachi, and Shino, and elbowed Kimimaro in the stomach. Sasuke rolled his eyes at the stupidity of everyone else and prepared to burn them all to ashes, but Deidara pushed him and the fireball hit the floor.

In seconds the bar went up in flames.

"Dammit, Sasuke!" yelled Bat as we stood outside and watched it burn. "Why did you do that?"

"Cuz he's an idiot," muttered Naruto. Sakura slapped him on the head.

I glared at her. "MINE! SASUKE MINE!"

"In your dreams," muttered Ino as she pushed by me.

The Naruto characters migrated off. Bat looked at me. "So what do we do now?"

"Um, I don't know."

"Aren't you helpful."

"Huh. Can we go hold up a Starbucks?" I mumbled.

"What, are you kidding me?" Bat stared at me.

"No. DUCK!" I roared as a goose with an exploding tag soared by. It banged into a nearby brick wall and exploded.

"Who would kill an innocent goose?" I muttered as Bat and I headed in the direction of the nearest Starbucks.

"Yo, can I get a Venti no-whip Double Chocolate Chip Frappuchino?"

"Hey Emerald."

I looked at the person behind the register. "WTF! DRAYE! Since when do you work here?"

"Since Demy made me get a job, yo Bat whaddaya want?"

"I don't know…" Bat's face changed from confusion to delight as Draye held up a box of Pocky Sticks. "MINE!"

We grabbed a chair, managing to snag the comfy cushioned ones. "You should've brought the Ouija board, Bat," remarked Draye.

"What, and listed to Demy bitch about random things and then not shut up?"

"Oh yeah…"

Bwahahahaha. That actually happened, Bat brought her Ouija board to Draye's house and we talked to this spirit named George, who was kinda mean, then Demy came, and she wouldn't shut up. And then we got high off scented pencils. and I put like 10 spoons of sugar in my tea.

Next up: Mother's Day!!