Well, I had another chapter that was supposed to be this one but then something very amusing happened and I decided to put that one on hold.
Chapter 13: I Will Punch Zafe into another Dimension
DrayeVampire has signed on
DrivingYouBatty has signed on
BadassTiara has signed on
StrawberryKurosaki has signed on
BadassTiara: hey guys
DrivingYouBatty: hey emerald
StrawberryKurosaki: hi
DrayeVampire: oh wait, ur from bleach arent u
StrawberryKurosaki: yeah
DrayeVampire: emerald did you actually do it?
BadassTiara: yah, I wonder if hell notice
ObnoxiousZafeAss has signed on
ObnoxiousZafeAss: hi
ObnoxiousZafeAss: o shit wtf did u bitches do to my fukin screen name??!!
DrivingYouBatty: he noticed…
BadassTiara: admit it dude it's a lot better than ur old one
DrayeVampire: wat was the old one?
ObnoxiousZafeAss: it was IAmSoSmexy! whyd u change it
DrivingYouBatty cuz ur not smexy
StrawberryKurosaki: I think ill just leave now….
StrawberryKurosaki has signed off
ObnoxiousZafeAss: bitch ur pissing me off
BadassTiara: now now zafe stop using no-no words or ur gonna get a time out
ObnoxiousZafeAss: shitfuckdammitbitchasshole
BadassTiara: be a god boy or you'll have a time out
ObnoxiousZafeAss: ……okay is that in a u want sex way of r u just being a bitch
BadassTiara: …you say that again and I will punch you into another dimension.
DrivingYouBatty: children, children!
DrayeVampire: I would luv to see how this plays out but I really g2g guys
DrayeVampire has signed off
DrivingYouBatty: zafe stop hitting on emerald
ObnoxiousZafeAss: WTF??!! EXCUSE ME??!
BadassTiara: notice how he doesn't deny it
BadassTiara: im warning u dude im way outa ur league
ObnoxiousZafeAss: no im outa UR league
BadassTiara: hah!
The previous message was not received by ObnoxiousZafeAss because of error: User ObnoxiousZafeAss is not available.
DrivingYouBatty: emerald…I think he signed off!!
BadassTiara: omg he did! im gonna KILL him!
DrivingYouBatty: cut him out of bar stories. make him not a member of the mps
BadassTiara: wat we cant do that!!!!
DrivingYouBatty: y not?
BadassTiara: we…we…we…w-w-we just cant!
DrivingYouBatty: Draye can
BadassTiara: omg bat I am rotflmao now
DrivingYouBatty: ??
BadassTiara: this is like in movies when they all 'we cant do that!' and then we look at each other and say 'but Draye can'
BadassTiara: it like shes the ultimate power now, do we have 2 bow down now?
DrivingYouBatty: lol
SmexyZafe has signed on
DrivingYouBatty: oh god not this again. Listen to me! UR NOT SMEXY!
SmexyZafe: whatev. I realized somethin
BadassTiara: wow! a breakthru!
SmexyZafe: stfu! anyway, unless we invite more characters this doesn't count as fanfic
DrivingYouBatty: yea it is, we all characters in a book
SmexyZafe: unpublished book. book that nobody has heard of but us. book that currently is two chapters on a computer.
BadassTiara: still counts
SmexyZafe: then tell Draye to get off her ass and finish it!
DrivingYouBatty: u do it ur her cousin!
BadassTiara: thats it, your out of mps.
SmexyZafe: what? no!!
SmexyZafe has signed off
DrivingYouBatty: wait was he ever actually hazed? cuz if no then he not a member
BadassTiara: yeah it was in drayes bs chapter 12
DrivingYouBatty: damn.
Note: this chapter was based on actual events. Bat and I were having separate convos with Zafe when he signed off. Or he might have blocked us. He is so dead. we are currently petitioning Draye to kick him out of the Mythical Psychopath Society.
Next time: father's day! Zafe tries to throw my children off a cliff!