A/N Everyone go have some noodles.

Yea we're eating noodles :)

Edward stood there in shock. What he saw before him was not the Bella he knew and loved, but a giant chipmunk.

Edward stared in horror.

'Chipmunk..' Edward whispered. 'CHIPMUNK!' He then shouted.

'Squirrel,' Carlisle quietly corrected.

'How in the world did Bella turn into a chipmunk?' Edward screamed.

'Well, I don't know how she turned into a squirrel,' Carlisle said with a frown.

'She's a freaking chipmunk!' Edward exploded.

'SQUIRREL!' Carlisle bellowed.

Edward burst into tears. 'All I wanted was to be with her forever. And what do I get? A bloody CHIPMUNK!'

'SQUIRREL!' Carlisle shrieked.

Edward heard a squeak from the corner of the room. He turned and saw Bella the squirrel chewing up cables. Edward continued to bawl his eyes out.

The door quietly opened and there stood the stunning Rosalie.

'Carlisle. I heard someone crying. What the hell is going on?' Rosalie questioned.

'See for yourself,' Carlisle sighed.

Carlisle stepped out of the way and what Rosalie saw was Edward crying like a baby next to a giant squirrel.

'Edward... what's with the squirrel?' Rosalie giggled.

Edward glared at her through his tears. 'Carlisle, you tell her.'

'Well, uh, see, the squirrel over there, um, Bella is it?'Carlisle looked questioningly to Rosalie and then at Bella.

Rosalie started at him for a moment then nodded.

'Yes, Bella,' Carlisle continued, 'seems to have turned into a squirrel.' He looked at Rosalie and smiled.

Rosalie looked at Carlisle suspiciously and then rolled her eyes. 'I can see that. Explain how it happened Carlisle.'

'Well, I don't really, uh, know how it happened,' Carlisle stammered.

Rosalie narrowed her eyes at him. What's up with Carlisle, she thought to herself knowing that Edward would hear her.

Edward looked up at her and shrugged. Rosalie saw that he looked a little more composed so she approached him.

'I can't hear his mind,' Edward whispered in Rosalie's ear as she sat down next to him.

'Why do you think you can't?' Rosalie murmured, making sure Carlisle couldn't hear.

'I, didn't really think about it until now,' Edward admitted. 'I was a little distracted.'

Rosalie looked at Bella and grimaced.

'I just don't undertsand how it happened,' Edward said in a normal tone. 'Carlisle should know though.'

'About that...,' Rosalie started hesitantly. 'I don't think that's Carlisle.

Edward looked at her as if she had grown another leg.

'Are you crazy? Who else could it be?' Edward questioned sceptically.

'Edward, I'm quite sure that Carlisle would know Bella's name,' Rosalie sighed.

'You don't think... maybe Carlisle perfected his cloning machine,' Edward asked tentatively.

Rosalie stared at him incredulously, then laughed. 'You're joking, right.'

'I'm just saying that it's a possibility,' Edward justified.

Rosalie glanced at "Carlisle" to see if he could hear them. Carlisle seemed oblivious to what Edward and Rosalie were talking about, he was just staring at a spot on the wall and smiled to himself. Edward followed where Rosalie was looking and started laughing.

Maybe Edward's gone crazy, Rosalie thought and then looked at Edward questioningly. Edward started to tell her something when the door was flung open and a tall man walked through the door, looking tremendously angry.