Rosalie gasped as she saw who was standing in the doorway. The tall man was none other then...

'Carlisle?' Rosalie whispered faintly. She frowned. 'But then who's...?'

'STARLISLE! Didn't I tell you NOT to leave the basement??' Carlisle was furious.

"Starlisle" pondered for a moment. 'You may have. But then Edward here called me.' He grinned at Edward who glowered back at him. Rosalie stood beside Edward.

'Carlisle, tell us what is going on,' Rosalie demanded.

Carlisle sighed and ran his fingers through his hair. 'Well I finally perfected that cloning machine.'

Edward smiled victoriously at Rosalie. She glared back and then turned to Carlisle. 'So then you decided to clone yourself?'

'Well I did need to test it out,' Carlisle explained. 'And the machine only works on human subjects.' Carlisle smiled apologetically at Edward and Rosalie. 'Sorry if it frightened you.'

'I think Rosalie was more surprised about the fact that I was not able to read the clone's mind than Bella turning into a chipmunk,' Edward smiled.

'SQUIRREL!' Rosalie and Starlisle screamed in unison. Carlisle looked curiously at them.

'Edward seems to think that Bella turned into a chipmunk,' Rosalie explained.

Carlisle looked amused. 'Edward, she is obviously a squirrel.

Edward glowered. 'I think we are all forgetting the important issue here. Must I remind you that my beautiful Bella is now a chipmunk??'

'Squirrel,' Rosalie growled. Carlisle gave her a look that clearly told her to leave Edward alone for the moment. Starlisle was making rounds around the room, looking at all the portraits hung up. He occasionally smiled to himself.

'ROSALIE!' Edward suddenly burst out. 'Where is Renesmee?'

'She's fine, she's sleeping right now. Alice is with her.' Rosalie smiled as she talked about Renesmee. Rosalie believed her to be the most perfect child in existence. 'One question for you Edward. Why were you laughing a moment ago?'

Edward chuckled. 'I could hear Carlisle's thoughts as he was approaching the door. You sounded furious,' Edward said, looking in Carlisle's direction. 'I was just laughing at the weirdness of the situation. Here we have Bella as a chipmunk, and an imposter pretending to be Carlisle. And then the real Carlisle burst through the door.' Edward started to laugh again.

Rosalie cracked a smile, the yawned. 'I better go down and see how Renesmee is. Unless you want me to stay and help with the squirrel situation?' She raised her eyebrows at Edward.

'No you go ahead. Carlisle and I will deal with Bella.' Edward started walking towards the giant squirrel. Rosalie left the room, closing the door quietly behind her.

'I don't understand, Carlisle. What went wrong?' Edward whispered, sounding exceedingly miserable. Carlisle looked warily at him before answering. 'I don't know. I've never heard of anything like this happening before.'

Carlisle frowned and muttered to himself a little. Edward looked at him worriedly and was about to speak to him when Carlisle seemed to snap out of it.

'Starlisle!' Carlisle snapped. 'Go back to the basement and don't come out until I say you can.'

'Ok,' Starlisle said worshipfully, although he muttered under his breath as he left the room.

'Now let me think,' Carlisle ordered. He started to walk around the room as Starlisle had done only moments ago yet Carlisle was actually thinking whereas Starlisle had just walked for the sake of something to do.

Squirrel Bella had been quiet for quite some time. She had sat in the corner of the room watching all the commotion as it had happened. Now that there wasn't anything to see, she started hopping towards where Edward was seated. Edward looked up in surprise and smiled when he saw Bella.

Bella looked at Edward quizzically. Well, as quizzically as a squirrel can look. Edward then had an idea. Maybe I am able to read chipmunk Bella's mind. Edward concentrated on Bella. Bella, seeing the intensity of his stare, hopped back a bit. Edward was frustrated with himself; he wasn't able to hear her.

Carlisle kept pacing the room, deep in thought. He suddenly stopped. Edward looked at him curiously.

'I've got it!' Carlisle exclaimed.

Edward shot up. 'Carlisle? You alright there?'

'I just came up with the perfect solution!' Then Carlisle's face fell. 'Crap! We don't have magic.'

'Magic?' Edward echoed.

'Magic,' Carlisle agreed.

'You've got to be joking.'

'Well, I'm not.'

Edward looked hopeful for a second. 'Can we do it?'

'No,' Carlisle stated. 'Unless we can find Dark Lord Voldemort.'

Edward looked hopeful again. Carlisle saw the look. 'Joke, Edward, JOKE!'

Edward burst into tears yet again.

'What are we going to do?' He wailed.

'I'll think of something, Edward. Don't you worry,' Carlisle promised.

Edward continued to blubber.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Australia

'Hey Rebecca!' Jasnit jumped into the bus. 'What?' Rebecca responded, in a bored, sarcastic tone. 'Guess what I found yesterday,' Jasnit said mysteriously.

'I dunno, But I'm pretty sure you're going to tell me.' Rebecca shrugged. 'Even if I don't want to hear it,' she continued under her breath.

'Well,' Jasnit started as Rebecca sighed. 'Last night I was googling Lord Voldemort, as you do, and I came across something that really interested me. Do you want to know what it is?'

'Didn't I already answer this question?' Rebecca groaned.

Jasnit laughed maniacally. Rebecca raised her eyebrows.

'So anyway,' Jasnit continued. 'I found a way to... SUMMON LORD VOLDEMORT!!'

'You sure you're alright there?' Rebecca questioned.

'Oh come on, it'll be so much fun,' Jasnit encouraged.

'Fine, Fine.'

'Come to my house later then.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah.'

Later that day

'Did you bring the stuff?' Jasnit whispered.

'YES I DID,' Rebecca screamed.

'Why aren't you whispering?'

'Why are you whispering?'

'Alright. Come on then.'

Jasnit lead the way to her room. Rebecca's jaw hung open as she saw what Jasnit had done to her room. Jasnit smiled at her.

'What.. the.. the.. HELL?' Rebecca stammered loudly. Jasnit had turned her room into a black dungeon. The walls were draped with black material and there was material covering the lamps to make the light darker.

'I thought we should get into character.'

'WHAT CHARACTER?' Rebecca cried disapprovingly.

'Oh I thought we could pretend to be Death Eaters.'

Rebecca slapped her forehead in frustration.

'Fine, Fine. We'll do it your way.'

'That's all I ask.' Jasnit grinned.

An hour later

'I don't think it's working,' Jasnit whispered.

Rebecca shook her head despairingly. 'Ya think?'

'Maybe we should try the chanting again?'

Rebecca nodded.

'Alright here we go,

I want Voldemort to appear

I want Voldemort, please come near

Come forth in all your glory'

Nothing happened.

'Maybe we should have tried summoning Harry instead,' Jasnit said wisely.

'Ya think?' Rebecca murmured.

Suddenly the room started to fill with black smoke.

'Hey, who turned on the smoke machine,' Rebecca joked. Jasnit looked worried.

'Not me,' Jasnit replied.

'Then.. then.. who did?' Rebecca stammered.

Jasnit grinned widely. 'YA MUM!!' She started laughing hysterically. She stopped laughing when she saw the smoke had started to clear and before them stood a repulsive, nose less figure.