Jasnit and Rebecca gasped. Before them stood the tall and menacing Lord Voldemort. Rebecca and Jasnit exchanged frightened glances. Voldemort was looking around in a daze, clearly confused about what had happened.

'Ah, it is good to be alive again,' he breathed.

Ok maybe not that confused.

He swung around to glare at Rebecca and Jasnit. 'And you are the ones who summoned me?' He demanded. They nodded weakly. Voldemort twisted his face into a ghastly smile. 'You have done me a valuable service. For this I shall spare you your lives. Be very grateful.'

All Rebecca and Jasnit could do was nod again. Voldemort grunted and started walking out of the room. He was just about to walk out of the door when he suddenly stopped and turned slowly.

'STUPEFY,' he yelled, pointing his wand at Rebecca and Jasnit. They both fell to the floor, stunned. Literally.

Might as well check their pockets for some money, Voldemort thought to himself. He started towards them when something caught his eye. Sitting on Jasnit's desk was a book. Twilight. Voldemort grinned and picked up the book. He could afford to spend some time reading before he took over the wizarding world once again. He sat down in Jasnit's armchair, opened the book and started to read.

Two hours later

Voldemort was so engrossed in the book that he didn't notice that fact that Rebecca and Jasnit had started to awaken. He heard a quiet giggle and looked over to where the sound had come from. He saw Rebecca and Jasnit sitting up and laughing at him. The nerve of those girls, Voldemort thought furiously. He took out his wand, stunned them again and went back to his book.

Another two hours later

Voldemort had just finished the book and he sat back in the armchair with his eyes closed, thinking. He knew a lot better than to think that just because something was written in a fictional book, it wasn't true. Maybe I could find these vampires and take them on as my minions, he thought. Though they do seem quite strong. Maybe we could rule the world together. Voldemort smiled at his cunning plan. He heard the girls awakening again so he decided to make a quick getaway. He apparated out of the room and with that, he set off on his quest to find the vampire from the city of forks.

Back in Sporks

It had been two days since Bella had been found as a squirrel and Carlisle had cloned himself.

'Carlisle, I'm going crazy,' Edward complained, looking at Bella sleeping in the corner of the room. 'What am I going to do? My wife has turned into a chipmunk.'

'For gods' sake Edward. How many times am I going to have to tell you that Bella is not a chipmunk, she is a SQUIRREL,' Carlisle snapped.

Edward buried his face in his hands and whimpered. Just then, Emmett walked through the door.

'Since when has Edward been such a wimp?' Emmett laughed. Edward gave him a dirty look through his tears. 'Try having Rosalie turned into a chipmunk, then see how you would hold up.'

'Bella's a chipmunk?' Emmett said, turning to Carlisle. 'I thought she was a squirrel.'

'She is,' Carlisle assured him. 'Edward here just seems to think that she is a chipmunk.

'Dude, she is obviously a squirrel,' Emmett said, slapping Edward on the back. 'Carlisle, explain to me how this happened again.'

Carlisle sunk into an armchair. 'Well Emmett, It appears to me that because of Bella's immunities to some of our powers, her body reacted strangely with the vampire venom. For some reason, it turned her into a squirrel.'

'It just doesn't make sense,' Edward muttered.

'What was that Edward?' Carlisle inquired.

'I said it doesn't make sense. Why would she turn into a chipmunk? How can the venom have affected her like that?

'I don't exactly know how either. It's just one of those things, like us being vampires.'

'Then who would know?' Edward wailed.

'And why a squirrel?' Emmett intoned.

Rosalie burst into the room, carrying a sleeping Renesmee in her arms.

Emmett ran over to Rosalie's side and put his arms out for Renesmee. Rosalie shooed him away and walked towards Edward. Edward looked into Renesmee's face. 'The same eyes,' he muttered. 'She has the same eyes.'

'Bella's not dead. Don't give up hope.' Rosalie encouraged.

Edward stared at Rosalie. 'She's a chipmunk. I think I can give up.'

'Yeah actually I think you can,' Rosalie advised.

Jasper and Alice entered the room. Edward took one look at them and stomped out of the room.

'What's gotten into him?' Jasper demanded.

Carlisle turned to glare at Rosalie.

'What?' she asked innocently.

'You shouldn't have told him there was no chance,' Carlisle growled.

Rosalie looked taken aback. 'But you know there's no chance. Why give him any false hope.'

'Because he needed that hope to keep himself together,' Carlisle groaned.

Alice suddenly stiffened then screamed. They all looked at her expectantly.

'Something, or someone, dangerous is coming,' Alice said faintly.

'Is it the Volturi?' Carlisle questioned.

'No, it's something we've never seen before and it's extremely dangerous.

Alice dropped to her knees and Jasper flew to her side.

'No, I'm fine,' she assured him. 'I just feel a little faint.

'what did you see?' Carlisle asked.

'Just... danger,' Alice whispered.

'But you must have seen what it was,' Carlisle insisted.

'Well, I didn't,' Alice said firmly.

'I think,' Jasper said, using his calming influence. 'that we should all calm down. Jasper led Alice out of the room.

'I'll go see where Edward is,' Carlisle said, as he walked out the door.

Emmett glanced at Rosalie and she looked at him. They both burst out laughing.

'A squirrel,' Emmett spluttered.

'I know,' Rosalie giggled. 'And Edward thinks she's a chipmunk.'

'That crazy man.'

Emmett and Rosalie left the room laughing.

About 10 minutes later

Edward quietly opened the door and stuck his head in. 'Is anyone there,' he whispered. After receiving no response, he crept into the room, carrying a tin of white paint in his hand.

Sitting on the bed in the room was Bella. Edward smiled. No one would think she's a squirrel once I'm done. He pulled out a paintbrush from his pocket and opened the tine of paint. Edward dipped the paintbrush into the paint and 2 long stripes on Bella's back. He stood back to admire his handiwork. Now no one can deny that she is a chipmunk. He stood there and then started laughing to himself.

The others, hearing the laughter, raced upstairs. What they saw was Edward with a white tin of paint in his hand laughing madly next to Bella the...

'Chipmunk?' Alice whispered.

Emmett laughed. 'Yep, Edward has finally cracked.

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