A/N didn't get many reviews for the last chapter :( so please please please REVIEW!!

'NEVER!!' Emmett screamed as her raced up the stairs and burst through the door.

Voldemort turned to him, his fake politeness gone. He snarled and jumped at Emmett but stopped himself just in time. Voldemort smiled. 'Maybe you should ask everyone else what they think.'

Voldemort turned to Carlisle and Edward who were deep in discussion. It looked to him that they were seriously considering his proposition.

'If he is a wizard, then he may know that magic that will turn Bella back into a human,' Edward muttered.

'But we can't help him with world domination. It goes against everything we stand for,' Carlisle reminded him.

'I know that Carlisle. But maybe we can convince him to change Bella.'

'I don't think he'll be quite willing to help us when we turn him down on his offer.'

Edward nodded and turned to see Voldemort staring at them intently.

'Jasper,' Edward whispered. 'Come here.'

'What?' Jasper asked.

'Try making him calm when Carlisle tells him we don't want to join him.'

Jasper nodded.

'Ok let's do this,' Edward said looking at Carlisle.

Carlisle carefully approached Voldemort, who smiled widely. Carlisle actually felt a little frightened of this man, and vampires weren't easily scared.

'Well Mr Voldemort,' Carlisle started.

'Lord Voldemort,' Voldemort interrupted.

Emmett glared at him.

'Sorry, Lord Voldemort,' Carlisle continued. 'I'm sorry but we're going to have to reject your offer.'

Voldemort stood still after hearing those words. Is he serious? he thought.

'You're.. rejecting me?' Voldemort said quietly.

Carlisle looked uncomfortable. 'Not rejecting you. We just don't want to take over the world. We just want to live in peace.'

Voldemort couldn't move. Didn't want to take over the world? He had never heard of such a thing.

'What's wrong with him?'Emmett whispered.

Voldemort's head snapped up and he glared at Emmett. He started towards him when he suddenly felt inexplicable calm settle over him. Voldemort knew he wanted to be angry but he wasn't able to.

'Well, I guess if that's your final answer...' Voldemort trailed off when he saw a giant squirrel hop onto the roof. Edward walked towards the human sized squirrel and stood next to it. Voldemort looked from the Squirrel to Edward.

Carlisle saw him looking at the squirrel. 'That's Bella, Edward's wife.'

'His wife is a chipmunk?'

'Well she used to be human, but it's a long story.'

'I've got time,' Voldemort said eagerly.

Carlisle looked at Edward uneasily, who nodded back.

'I dunno,' Carlisle said warily.

Voldemort sat on the ground eagerly rested his chin on his hand.

'Proceed,' he commanded.

'Well it's not really something we tell strangers...' Carlisle admitted.

'I'm not a stranger. We're good friends now.'

Carlisle looked unsure.

'It's ok, you can trust me,' Voldemort insisted.

I don't think we can, Edward heard Carlisle think.

'Just tell him, it can't do any harm,' Edward whispered.

Carlisle nodded, though he looked troubled.

'Well it all began with Bella wanting to become a vampire...'

'So she just randomly turned into a squirrel?' Voldemort questioned.

'Chipmunk,' Edward growled.

Voldemort looked at Edward. 'She's a chipmunk? But Carlisle here said she's a squirrel.'

'Yes well Edward seems to think she's a chipmunk. He even painted white stripes on her back. Thank god that's faded off.'

Edward glared at Carlisle.

'She is a chipmunk,' he told Voldemort. 'They're all in denial.'

'You're in denial,' Emmett muttered.

Voldemort still felt strangely calm, which was not something he usually felt after being so rudely rejected. The door to the roof swung open and in walked a girl with short black hair.

'Hey guys,' she said cheerfully. 'What's up?'

'Alice,' Jasper groaned. 'Not now.'

Alice smiled. 'Why are you all so stressed?' She looked around until she saw Voldemort. She stared at him then looked towards Carlisle.

Carlisle cleared his throat. 'This,' he said gesturing to Voldemort, 'is Dark Lord Voldemort. He was just about to leave.'

'I was?' Voldemort looked surprised.

'Yes you were,' Carlisle said firmly.

'Well, I guess I'm leaving. It was good to meet you all. It's a shame that you chose not to join me.'

'Yes a shame,' Carlisle lied. 'Goodbye.'

'Bye,' Voldemort waved.

'Bye,' they all said in unison.

Once he had left, Carlisle sighed and sank into a chair.

'God, I thought he'd never leave,' Emmett laughed. Carlisle glared at him.

'Why does everyone glare at me?' he said defensively.

'Because you say the stupidest things,' Rosalie pointed out.

Emmett nodded.

'I guess we should be glad that he took that so well,' Edward said.

'True,' Carlisle agreed. 'And it was all thanks to Jasper.'

Jasper smiled modestly.

'I hope he remembers to be angry once he's miles away,' Carlisle sighed.

Where Voldemort was

Voldemort was furious. Unfortunately he was miles away from Sporks.

'Darn vampires,' he groaned.

Back in Sporks

'I'm glad he's gone,' Jasper announced.

'Right on,' Emmett grinned.

Rosalie slapped her forehead.

'What?' Emmett said innocently.

'Again with the stupid things,' she muttered.

Suddenly the door swung open and in walked Seth with a stranger.

'Hey guys,' he said cheerfully. 'Look who I found.'

They turned to see the stranger and saw that he had messy black hair, green eyes and a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead

'It's...,' Seth said mysteriously.

Everyone leaned forward in anticipation.

A/N Hey again. Just so you know, it's Rebecca's birthday tomorrow so it would be really good if you guys could review. It would be a good birthday present :).