Uh…happy birthday, Sneha, even though it is over a month late.

"WILL YOU ALL SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!" I bellowed. The crowd silenced and looked at me.

The bar was overly packed, because Sneha's birthday party was tonight. In the crowd were Kenpachi, Ikkaku, Soifon, Yumichika, Unohana, Rukia, Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Uryu and Ichigo from Bleach, Naruto, Sakura, Shikamaru, Tenten, Hinata, Kiba, Neji, Gaara, Temari and Kakashi from Naruto, Riza, Roy, Havoc, Ed and Al from Fullmetal Alchemist, and Zuko and Toph from Avatar.

"Thank you," I said. "Now because I sent the noobs out to get the cake and neither of them can navigate worth a damn, the cake will be late in coming."

"The cake is a lie!" shouted Hilaria from the crowd.

"Yes, yes, the cake is a lie," I said, immediately distracted as I noticed Kakashi hitting on Matsumoto. "Kakashi! Stick to your own series, please! And because the cake will be late, we will be short of entertainment tonight. Which means talent show. Show the birthday girl what you can do."

"I hope you realize this means the bar will be demolished within fifteen minutes, right?" said Sneha apprehensively.

"Okay! Not a talent show! I'll randomly pick someone and they have to entertain us!" shouted Draye.

"We're doomed," muttered Azulcat.

"Umm…." Draye looked out at the crowd all hoping they wouldn't be picked. "Havoc!"

"What? No! Not me! I have no talent!" protested the smoker. "If I had talent maybe I would get a girlfriend!"

"Wimp," muttered Hilaria. "Um…Gaara! You do something!"

"The only thing I can do that doesn't involve killing people is make sandcastles," said Gaara, giving us all a death glare.

"Fine, BE that way…"

"Does anyone ELSE have an idea?" I asked.

"Play truth or dare?" suggested Sneha.

"What, are we all four years old now?" said Night. I shifted into a little child. "Emerald excluded," she corrected herself as I changed back into my normal form.

"How about we make Kenpachi and Ichigo fight each other?" suggested Soifon. I put my hands on her shoulders. "Is Emerald gonna have to choke a bitch?" I asked sweetly. "We're trying NOT to get everyone killed here."

"I'm the birthday girl, and I say truth or dare!" demanded Sneha.

"I dare you to pick something else to do!" suggested Bat.

"Okay then, give me your presents!"

The bar fell silent. Sneha sighed. "How many of you forgot to get me a present?" Most of the characters raised their hands, along with Draye, Bat, and Night. "You suck," concluded the birthday girl.

"Ooh! Ooh! I got you something!" yelled Hilaria. "I got you Shikamaru!" And she threw the confused genius at Sneha, who promptly glomped him. "Troublesome…" he muttered.

Hitsugaya stepped forward. "emerald said she'd kill me if I didn't give you something, so you get to be an honorary Shinigami." He tossed a zanpakuto at her.

"Giving her a sword is probably the dumbest thing you've ever done," Hilaria remarked.

Next was Neji. "On behalf of the cast of Naruto, I give you a Konoha forehead protector."

"But I already have one of those!" Sneha said. Neji rolled his eyes. "Fine then, you can have a Suna forehead protector!" Temari threw one at Neji. It bounced off his head and Sneha caught it.

Roy offered her a plushie of Al, which Sneha hugged with much happiness.

"Can I go next?" asked Azulcat. "I got you a bonsai tree."

"Uh…why?" said Sneha. Azulcat shrugged. "They were on sale."

Zuko and Toph gave her a rock. "Why a rock?" asked Sneha. "It's part of a meteor," replied Toph, and bent it into the shape of a cat.

"The noobs are back!" I shouted as Kontra, Liah and Faith entered with a gigantic cake.

"For god's sake, we're not noobs anymore!" yelled Kontra. "We were hazed, you know!"

"Shut up, Tinkerbelle," I sighed. "You'll always be a noob in my book."

"Stop calling me that!"

"Didn't I say I wanted a chocolate cake?" asked Sneha. "That looks like vanilla to me."

"Oh my god, you forgot to get a chocolate cake?" demanded Draye. "You've got to be kidding me."

"You didn't say you wanted chocolate!" protested Liah. "You just said to get a cake!"

"This is the MPS, dearie," I said. "It's implied that we wanted chocolate."

"So…we're not going to eat the cake?" asked Naruto. "If we're not going to eat the cake, can I do this?" He grabbed a handful of cake and threw it at Bat.

"CAKE FIGHT!" I screamed into the chaos, immediately targeting Ichigo and Yumichika in the battle. "Die, annoying characters! Wait, never mind! Naruto, come back here!"

"Never! Believe it!" he yelled. I tackled him to the ground, shoving a handful of frosting into his mouth.

Sneha and Hilaria were back-to-back, furiously throwing cake at any and all who dared approach them.

Kontra grabbed me by my hair and smushed a fistful of cake up my nose.

Draye had set her sights on Roy and was making sure he had a thorough covering of cake.

Bat was making no discriminations, preferring to attack anyone she saw, while Azulcat stood on a chair and rained sugary death from above.

Faith and Liah took the defensive, covering the ground all around them with frosting so as to make everyone slip and fall before they could attack them.

And all the other characters? Well, they were just having a ball with the all-out Cake War.

"So Emerald," yelled Sneha over the noise, "what did YOU get me for emy birthday?"

"A lifetime supply of sour gummy worms!"