Author's Notes:

Hey guys, to everyone whose reading… just to tell you, I have nothing against Matsuri Hino's genius ideas! I just want to make fun out of the information that were receiving from the wonderful author and the manga itself.

Night 4: I don't like your Girlfriend

"Okay, step aside! Make way, make way!" Yuki shouted as she waved her arms side to side, signaling the day class girls about their squealing and such. As the racket goes bigger and bigger, she decided to blow her trusty whistle, only to deafen the ears of the students. Then suddenly, the gates opened, showing the beautiful vampires of the night class.

As usual, the dorm head, Kaname Kuran carries his thick books in his hands to show off to his fans that he is one smart vampire while curling his brown hair. Aidou was taking pictures of himself, Akatsuki was still asleep, Ichijo was humming his favorite song, My Immortal, and the lovebirds sweetly holding hands with each other namely Senri Shiki and Rima Touya. Both were sharing a sweet scented atmosphere until someone from the day class, stood infront of the night class students and pointed straight towards Shiki.

"Hey, Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend!" she began to sing as she rolled her eyes towards the calm Rima.

"No way! No way, you can get a new one!" she said as she approached Shiki in a seductive sort of way, pushing Rima aside.

"Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend!" she continued as she began to undress Shiki's night class blazer.

"WTF?! Get outta my lover, biatch!" Rima said as she got her umbrella and tried hitting the said girl with it.

"And she's like, SO WHATEVER! And you could do, so much bet-ter! I think we should get together now!" she added as she protected herself from the umbrella.

"Don't you see? She uses a fancy dandy umbrella just to please you?! While I can do so much more!" she said as she knelt in front of Shikki, while Rima was running out of patience.

"Shikki! How could you?!" Rima said as she totally had it coming and ran off towards the academy.

"Hey, its nice to have a fangirl…" Shiki said as he turned his attention to his fangirl who has eyes of beating hearts.

"Kaname-kun, I can't believe you're bringing something like this to your classes!" Chairman cross said as he emphasized his idea, pointing at the magazine entitled 'Bishounens for Bishounens'.

"This is immorality!"

"Don't you think the series shows immoralities enough?" Kaname asked.

"What do you mean?"

Suddenly, Aidou pops out of nowhere and gets a whiteboard and a pen to explain things more easily for the chairman to understand.

"For example! Don't you think its rather weird? In one part of the manga, they actually show a scene where I, Hanabusa Aidou, and my dear cousin, Akatsuki Kain, were both sharing the same bed without even clothes on! Say, isn't that just weird? Now I hear the yaoi fans screaming!" Aidou explained as he drew himself and his cousin on the board with crooked lines.

"I Think there's nothing wrong with that unless you have a green minded brain…" Chairman said as he sipped his teacup.

"That's not all chairman! Another one at ichijo's birthday party! Shiki intentionally cut his palm with the breadknife, just to slowly lick the blood off! Don't you think that ichijo's going to get turned on by that?!" Aidou asked as he drew Shikki and Ichijou with a huge knife between the two with weird expressions on their faces.

"And that's not all! The scene between Yuki and Zero inside the bathroom was rather too much! What is thiiiis?!" Aidou asked as he rather messed up his drawings on the whiteboard.

"And that's not all, chairman!" Akatsuki appeared out of nowhere and grabbed Aidou's pen, and began to draw Aidou with an arrow that's pointing towards Kaname.

"You're always talking loud about the other issues but you don't quite explain yours." Kain explained, tapping the board with the tip of the pen.

"Akatsuki! Leave it at that! No further words coming from you!" Aidou said as he tried to stop his cousin to make some more issues.

"Chairman, Aidou currently has this obsession for our dormhead. He even catches the glass pieces of the lamp that Kaname-sama broke while he was angry at Aidou at one episode of the anime! What can you make out of that?" Kain explained as he waited for the chairman's response.

"Aidou… I want to have a talk with you." Kaname said as he pulled Aidou's collar as he exited the chairman's room.

"AKATSUKI!! You're going to pay for thisssss!!"

TO BE CONTINUED…