A/N we know it's been a while but we're back now :)

'What was that?'Jacob wondered.

'I know what that was,' Voldemort said smugly.

Carlisle groaned. Voldemort patted Carlisle's back.

'Get away from him you noseless freak,' Edward growled.

Voldemort glared at him. 'Again with the bagging of the nose.'

'Nothing's wrong with your nose, dear,' a voice said from the doorway. Voldemort spun around and gasped as he saw who it was.

'Mother!' he exclaimed in astonishment.

'Why yes, you didn't forget me did you?' responded his noseless mother.

'Of course not but ahhhh the last time I saw you were sorta dead?'

'Yes well as you can see I am alive, isn't that good?'

'Yes mother' Voldemort grumbled. Emmett snickered to himself as Voldemort glared daggers. As usual Rosalie hit Emmett on the back of the head.

'Can you not do that?' Emmett whined.

'No'

'Oh okay then,' He said cheerfully.

'So Mrs Voldemort do you know how you got here?'Carlisle asked.

'Well actually it's Mrs LORD Voldemort but you can call me Nirusha, it's a name I stole off some little girl who lied to me about her age, she said that she was in yr 9 when she was clearly younger, so I gave her amnesia and stole her name-' she babbled.

'Yes, yes mother we get it' Voldemort answered

'As I was saying do you know how you got here' Carlisle encouraged.

'Well all I remember was walking around in the woods and hearing a ghastly scream,'

Carlisle groaned. 'Now I have to go make another wife' he sighed.

'Huh?'Jacob responded.

'Well ahhhh you see Esme died and then Harry came along, so when her clone died you came along,' Carlisle explained.

'How disgraceful you shouldn't say it like I'm a burden that's just plain rude,' Mrs Lord Voldemort complained.

'Right on!' Harry called out.

Everyone turned around to stare at him.

'Want me to hit him over the head?'Rosalie offered

Everyone nodded.

Harry ran out of the room at full speed.

Rosalie smiled an evil smile to everyone before following Harry.

'Mrs Lord Voldemort,' Carlisle started, 'you can do magic, right?'

'Of course, you imbecile,' she retorted.

'Would you do us a favour?'

'Anything for my little Voldy's friends,' she beamed.

'Mom,' Voldemort whined.

'Now now,' she shushed. 'Yes, I can do magic. Why do you ask?' she questioned.

'Well you see my son Edward's wife got turned into a squirrel-'

'CHIPMUNK!' Edward interrupted

'Yes, yes,' Carlisle reassured. To Mrs Lord Voldemort he mouthed, 'No not really.'

'Hey I heard that' Edward snapped.

Rosalie smacked him across the back of the head. She had snuck back while everyone was distracted.

'Why do you do that to everyone,' Edward complained.

'Cause it's fun' she said with a grin.

'ANYWAY,' Carlilse continued, ignoring the interruptions. 'We would really appreciate it if you would change Bella back into a human-'

'Or better yet, into a vampire,' Edward added.

'Yes, or a vampire. Whatever you prefer,' Carlisle smiled.

'Oh I don't know if I can do magic that big,' Mrs Lord Voldemort said embarrassed.

Edward's face fell.

'But my little voldy can do it.'

Edward turned to Voldemort pleadingly.

'Please will you do it?'

Voldemort stood in deep thought for a minute. If I do this, then maybe they will help me take over the world. If they don't... well it'll be easy enough to turn the girl back into a squirrel.

'I'll do it,' Voldemort promised.

Edward was ecstatic. He ran up to Voldemort and kissed him on the cheek.

'Thank you thank you thank you,' Edward gushed.

Voldemort held up his hand to silence Edward and then wiped his cheek.

'That was gross,' he muttered.

Edward looked embarrassed.

'Jacob,' Carlisle called, 'go get Bella.'

Jacob raced to the other room and came back in record time.

'Almost as fast as a vampire,' Edward grinned.

Bella the squirrel stood nervously in the middle of the room as everyone stared at her. This was the first time Mrs Lord Voldemort had seen Bella and she was quite alarmed.

Goodness what a huge squirrel, she thought to herself.

Voldemort was about to perform the spell when his mother pulled him to the side.

'Mother,' he said in disgust,' why did you distract me?'

'Are you sure that squirrel is safe to be around?' she said, looking nervously at the squirrel.

'It doesn't matter,' he said impatiently,' she won't be a squirrel for long.'

Mrs Lord Voldemort continued to look worried. Voldemort sighed and turned to Carlisle.

'I'm going to turn her into a vampire. That's what you want right?'

Carlisle nodded.

Voldemort raised his wand, pointed it at Bella and muttered a few words.

The room filled with blue smoke and Bella had startedto glow so brightly that Voldemort had to look away. The vampires were able to continue to look at her without damaging their eyes.

The smoke started to clear and there stood Bella, looking like herself, but much more beautiful.

Edward gave a cry of happiness and then ran to Bella. He hugged her tightly and couldn't stop smiling.

Voldemort couldn't help tears coming to his eyes as he saw how much Edward loved Bella.

Aaah young love, he thought and started reminiscing on his school days where he had fallen in love once.