I have more than one birthday to celebrate today with my family! (not mine)


Today is November 11, 2007 and itsJiraiya's birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIRAIYA!

We all should be familiar with the Sannin. Who is also known in the words of Naruto 'Ero-sannin'.


Ok, this is going to be not as good birthday story for our Toad Sage. This is only because I'm running out of time to do this.
"Shizune," Tsunade shouted.

"Yes?" Shizune hurried into the room, almost tripping over her feet. She was worried because of the tone Tsunade had in her voice. "What's wrong Lady Tsunade?" She asked regaining her balance.

"I need you to go on a mission for me." Tsunade's eyes were narrow with an intense seriousness. "It is a very important mission." She added.

"What is it?" Shizune asked with efficiency.

"I need you…" She stopped in mid sentence and glanced over to the window. Shizune followed her eyes to the window as well and then noticed that there was someone out there. "Jiraiya?" Tsunade asked with a harsh tone. Jiraiya dropped down with a guilty expression.

"It's nothing Tsunade," he said quickly. "I believe that the mission you have for Shizune is much more important. So go ahead and tell her. I'll wait." He leaned casually against the wall. Tsunade's eyes narrowed. She pushed back her chair and stalked over to where the other sannin was waiting.

"That's funny Jiraiya; I thought you said it was nothing. Why don't you wait somewhere else." She said with a calm tone that held a hint of annoyance.

He shrugged in return. "It would be easier if I just stayed here." He returned her annoyed stare. Tsunade grabbed Jiraiya's shirt and lifted him high in the air. She then proceeded to the window where she tossed him like a piece of paper.

Meanwhile, Shizune was staring at the two with confusion. She had no idea what was going on. Once Tsunade threw Jiraiya out, she quickly was at her side and whispered something in her ear. It was then that she understood and she nodded her head quickly before disappearing.

--

Shizune was moving quickly, not wanting to be caught by Jiraiya. She was a little disappointed because she thought she was going on a better mission than this. She sighed before stopping at her first stop on her mission. She could feel Jiraiya staring at her, watching her every move carefully. Only Tsunade could pull of a plan as complex as this.

"Shizune!" A loud familiar voice came from down the road. "What are you doing here?" Shizune was quickly at Naruto's side with a hand clasp over his mouth. He struggled in her grasp.

"Naruto be quiet." She could see the confusion in his eyes. "I'm on a mission." She whispered quietly in his ear. He nodded his head the best he could in her tight grasp. She finally let go of him and gasped trying to get more air. "Sorry," she said quickly before continuing into the store.

So what's the…I'm what's going on?" He asked casually as he followed into the store. "I mean, I saw Jiraiya following you and stuff, so yea." Shizune was surprised her was that observant.

She quickly picked up the brown package that was already waiting for her. "It's something that's been going on between Lady Tsunade and Jiraiya for awhile now." She walked back out and continued down the street trying not to draw attention to her.

"So what is it?" Naruto asked continuing to follow her.

She was hesitant. She glanced over her shoulder quickly before grabbing Naruto's arm and taking off. Naruto was surprised, but kept his pace. She stopped after they were ahead of Jiraiya.

"Look," she started quickly. "It's sort of a contest between the two."

"Contest?" He asked with confusion.

"Yes, every time one of their birthdays' come around, they have a contest to who can hold onto their present the longest before the other finds out." Naruto gave a strange look.

"That's…." He paused. "It's Jiraiya's birthday today?" Naruto asked trying to change the subject. Shizune nodded her head. She knew that it was a strange ordeal.

"Well I've been put in charge of the present so, I must keep it from Jiraiya."

"Oh." Naruto looked up upon the arrival of the famous sannin.

"Shizune what are you doing here?" He asked casually. Shizune back away from his approach.

"Ero-sannin, it's your birthday?" Naruto asked loudly to obtain his attention. Jiraiya turned to face him. He nodded his head obviously not caring. "Well I have a present for you." Jiraiya raised an eyebrow.

"Really?" He asked with suspicion. Naruto nodded his head with enthusiasm before performing his hand seals. Once the smoked cleared Jiraiya fell back with a bloody nose. (A/n:of course its Naruto's famous sexy jutsu)

"Go Shizune," Naruto yelled. With hesitation, Shizune took off.

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The day had gone by without another hint of Jiraiya. She had hidden herself well. All she had to do now was get the present back to Tsunade. She was almost there. If she got this back, then Tsunade would win.

"Shizune why are you in such a hurry." Jiraiya jumped out in front of her. She gasped as she came to an abrupt halt. "Now make things easy and give me the package." She shook her head and backed away. He seemed to vanish, but he was beside Shizune. She didn't even have time to react. He grabbed the package and was quickly tearing it open.

"No," she said a bit too loudly. She felt like she had failed her mission. She knew Tsunade wasn't going to be happy about this.

"Shizune," the familiar loud, ordering voice came from behind. Shizune turned in fear. "Good work." Shizune's head dropped to the side.

"What?" She asked. She turned back to Jiraiya who was holding one of Tsunade's shirts.

"My shirt looks great." She smiled.

"You had me pick up your dry cleaning?" Shizune gasped. Tsunade smiled as she held up a neatly wrapped package.

"You provided an excellent distraction so I could get Jiraiya's gift." At that moment, the sun went down. "And it looks like I win." She laughed happily as she tossed the gift to Jiraiya.


Ok, random, stupid stuff. But hey, this is what the shout outs are supposed to be! Next is a double birthday! Mubi & Rin!

I didn't edit this, so I'm soo sorry for any mistakes that I made.

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