Spaz Monkey - Ouran
Look You're an Idiot, Calm Down
Inspired byJ. Michael Tatum (english voice of Kyouya)
Tamaki was peacfully playing the piano... Wait, wrong story. Sorry -'
The twins, Hunny, and Mori were running around three chairs while Tamaki played a playful tune on the piano that sounded like the ice-cream man song.
After repeating it one and a half times, he stoped playing all together.
The four circling around the three chairs each dove for one. Hikaru, Hunny, and Mori all got a chair while Kaoru's butt hit the floor.
As the twins started to fight over who got to the seat first, Haruhi sighed from her seat away from it all.
Kyouya was lucky enough to miss everything prior to the fight as he just walked in.
Tamaki was quickly getting very annoyed by the arguing so he walked over to the bickering twins and tried to convince Kaoru Hikaru made it to the seat first.
"He didn't make it to the seat first! I did! Haruhi! Tell them I was first!" Kaoru called
"I'm not involved," Haruhi called back.
"You were first?! I was first fair and square! Tell them Haruhi!" Hikaru yelled.
"I just said I'm not involved," she called again.
"Haruhi make them stop arguing!" Tamaki whined.
"I'm not involved!" Haruhi yelled.
"But Haruhi..." the three whined.
"NO!"
After about three more minutes of bickering, Tamaki finally had his fill.
"Okay, we'll re-do that round and add a chair!" he yelled.
Kyouya's head came up as he looked at Tamaki with a face that said 'What the hell are you on?' Haruhi would have done the same but she wasn't involved in the insanity.
"What?" Tamaki asked.
Kyouya was silent.
"What?"
Silence.
"What? What? What? What? What?" he continued to ask growing louder each time.
Finally Kyouya cracked. "OKAY! Look! You're an idiot! Calm down!" he barked at his blond friend.
The room was silent.
"Damn," came from the one that "wasn't involved".