Night 13: The Apron Thief Dilemma

"I'm Comiiiiing!!" Kaname screamed with all of his lungs to alert that Yuki will be saved and be over-protected when he arrives. The day class students were shocked to see the sexy, lovable vampire running out from the moon dorm, wearing pj's and cute bunny slippers, WITH a face mud on his beautiful sexy cheeks.

"K-kaname-sempai?!" the girls couldn't believe what their eyes send through their brains. They never knew that the dorm head was actually trying his best just to look sexy and smooth for them.

"Yu gasp gasp Ki!! Gasp gasp!" Kaname puffed air in and out of his chest as he was staring down at the kneeling Yuki.

"Kaname-sempai… I didn't do it I swear!! It was loose!" Yuki tried to explain with her hands covering her embarrassed face, but her tears went ahead of her. "I just broke a rule of the academy which is 'Do not walk without any skirt on!'"

A Pause.

"What kind of prefect am I?!" she cried. Kaname was feeling pity for the girl, then he started to reach his hand out and slowly removed her hands which were covering her face.

"Yuki…Don't be afraid… everything's going to be fine…" Kaname assured his beloved girl. As soon as Yuki brought her eyes up at her beloved vampire, she squealed.

"MONSTEEEEER!! ARRRRGHHHHHHHH!!" Yuki immediately brought her skirt up and ran off frantically towards the sun dorm .

"Y-Yuki?!" Kaname was shocked as his favorite girl ran off. "Damn, I'm really losing it."

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Meanwhile, Zero was watching the news in his dormitory, with a foot resting on a chair, and his back resting soundly on the backrest of his sofa.

"Now, we interrupt this program for a news flash."

Zero narrowed his eyes.

"Damn news. Nothing good ever happens."

"The rivalry poll of Zero Kiryuu and Kaname Kuran has brought millions of fans all over the globe to vote on who's the best of the best! A while ago, 42 points were deducted from Kaname , and were added to Zero's votes."

"What the?!" Zero couldn't believe what he was watching as he brought the seat closer to the television.

"Evidence shows that the dorm head of the moon dorm ran out of the dormitory with face pack on, and wearing bunny slippers! How cruel can this be?! Is Kaname Kuran losing it? Meanwhile, the rivalry between Zero Kiryuu and his twin brother Ichiru has yet to come to an end! With both having 150 votes, who is the fairest of them all?!"

"Whoah, they air this kind of stuff without even telling us. Man, we should get cash out of this!" Zero complained to himself as he crossed his arms.

"Who will win? Zero or Ichiru?! Remember guys! Vote for your best man! The winner will get 100,000 yen in cash! And the bishounen wrapped up in a laced box complete with colorful and cute wrapper! Just text EMOGUY to 28709 if you're voting for Zero, text GOLDILOCKGUY if you're voting for Kaname, and text EMOGUYLONGHAIREDVERSION to 28709 if you're voting for Ichiru. Remember. You get the cash, you also get the man."

Zero sighed, brushing his oh-so-wonderful hair up.

"Get on with the program."

"Now we present to you, BARNEY AND FRIENDS!!"

"Woohoo!! Awwriight!! I love that purple dinosaur!"

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"Lalala… then add a cup of flour… and a cup of white sugar… and stir… and-" Kaien cross was busy baking a dark chocolate cake with sinfully dark chocolate chips on it.

"Chairman, I have to discuss some issues with you." Kaname just walked in the office without knocking on the door.

"Manners, Kaname. Manners." Kaien told Kaname while happily stirring the mixture of the cake.

"Oh… I'm sorry." Kaname apologized for being such a rude boy.

"Now do it again." Kaien said, shoving Kaname off while holding his handy dandy spatula. Kaname obeyed, slouching as he once again walked out of the room, closing the door. Then three knocks came.

"Yes?" Kaien asked as he was still focused on his mixture.

"Chairman, I have to discuss some issues with-"

"Ah, ah, aaah!! Kaname-kun? What do you do after knocking?" Kaien asked.

"… I walk?"

"No! first, you open the door!" Kaien explained, without even looking at Kaname.

"No, chairman. You turn the doorknob."

"No! You make your muscles on your arm to move!"

"Chairman, we're not getting anywhere."

"EXACTLY! Because we're not walking!"

"Uh.. chairman…"

Before being totally pissed off, Kaien turned to Kaname.

"What?!"

Kaname's eyes widened.

"THAT'S MY FAVORITE APRON!!"

TO BE CONTINUED…

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Author's notes: Okay! So now we have come to a portion where any character will answer your questions that you have asked through reviews and comments! I really, really appreciate you guys for that and now, I give you, Kain, Kaname and Zero! Let's give them a big hand!

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP AIEEEE WILD-SEMPAAAAAIIII!!

First off, a review from x-twilight-x, saying:

"Hey x
Rofl, I love this! XD You update really quick,Yay! Poor Kain and his computer-tardness. Atleast he gave Aido a really nice birthday surprise .
Can't wait for the next one. Wonder what its gonna be...
Ariana x"

Kain: -cough-Err… yes. I also find myself poor for my damn internet. D8 Living without it is hard. It's even harder than standing under the scorching sun. Well, about my dear cuz, I also feel guilty about giving that birthday surprise for him because-

Kaname: -stares at Kain with a rather threatening look- ahem…

Kain: err… some things are not supposed to be explained… anyway, thank you for the comment Ariana. Hope to chat with you next time.

Second, from NeuviemeCiel:

"Waahahahaa ! Kain is so lucky to found that schedule ! (Or it is Aidou ? xD)
Everything make so much sens now !"

Kain: err… well… I wasn't supposed to find that schedule. It was an accident ! D8

Kaname: … what schedule?

Kain: err, nothing dorm head. And… ITS AKATSUKI KAIN. Thank you.

Next is from scarlet-and-snow:

"Yay! Got da 1st!

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Kain, I don't like ya anymore. Coz of ya, your cousin has to suffer."

Kain: D8 nuuuuu!! Ahem.. I meant… I didn't know that my dear cuz would suffer of what I did. Please forgive my irresponsibility.

Thank you Kain! Now this is addressed for Kaname-sempai.

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP AIYEEE KANAME SAMAAAAA CLAPCLAPCLAP SQUEAAL MARRY ME!!

This review is from glozinga, saying:

"HAHAHA! The part I loved the best was when he was gazing at Zero and squealed like a girl, only to realise it is the ever-so-sexy ZERO! HAHAH!

Continue soon!! with more yaoi stuff if you don't mind...or not...

:)

Glozinga"

Kaname: -fixes hair- ahem… I'm afraid that was a mistake. –blushblush- I really thought it was a woman. In any case… -unbuttons some of the buttons of his shirt- I'm sexier than that damn soon-to-be-level-E, thank you very much.

From NeuviemeCiel:

":D Polishing nails xD That's very evil ! For a man with a sunflower fetish..."

Kaname: a-ahem!! Well, -brushes hair up- I have to care for my nails every now and then. I don't like it when it gets too long. For saying that I'm evil, that's why I'm here. I'm the antagonist for some, and the leading man for some. For my sunflower fetish… -stares- have a problem with that…?

This is from glozinga!!:

"HAHAHAHA!! Garlic bread for a midnight snack...hehehe...
WOO! More Yaoi in future chapters you say?! I am there!!

Continue soon...with...yaoi..., sorry I'm addicted to it.

:)

Glozinga"

Kaname: is there any problem having garlic bread as a midnight snack? Although I blame it for my breath problem this morning… and… Yaoi? Hmm… I'll think about it. –evil smirk-

Last but not the least, Zero Kiryuu!!

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP OH ZEROOOO I CAN ADOPT YOU IF YOU WANNTT I LIKE YOUR TATTOOO!! MARRY MEEE XD

Zero: uh… cough.. is.. is this thing on?? Sorry I'm not really used to speaking in public… ah… cough cough –fixes necktie- -blushblush-

This is addressed to all three of you, from scarlet-and-snow!:

"laughing secretly

Kaname-kun! What happened? Duh, Zero saw...something! Anyway, what's the title of the song, Kain?"

Kaname: D8 gah… I have yet experienced being mugged. First, my teddy apron, second, my fangpaste, and third, my breathspray. I hope I catch the culprit sooner or later. And I will.

Zero: I… I saw something?? What? What did I see? –blushblush- I didn't see anything.

Kaname: -turns to Zero with a rather I'll-kill-you look-

Zero: h-honest…

Kain: well, if you're planning to download the song. It's entitled "Under the Sea, from the Little Mermaid soundtrack." Man, its so cool if you have it in your ipod.

Author's Notes: Thank you guys! This will be the end of the 13th night! I hope you enjoyed. Feel free to ask our characters questions, and rest assured for they will answer it at the end of every chapter! Once again! I really thank you guys!!

Kaname: uh… wait… please remember to vote for me…

Zero: Bullsh-t. Stop your campaigns.

Kaname: who are you calling bullsh-t, emo?

Zero: you are.

Kaname: oh yeah?!

Kain: wait, you guys, don't fight. Man!! Why'd you two sit beside each other anyway?!

Kaname and Zero: … -looks at each other-

Kain: just stop it… stop the camera stop the camera!!

Author's notes: Oh well… see ya next night! :3