Night 14: Randomness

"Chairmaaaan!! It's hooorriiiblleee!!" Yuki ran past the hallways of the academy just to be safe and sound in her chair-father's office.

"Chairmaaaaaan!! There's a-" Yuki was halted when she opened the door to see the chairman baking cakes with that girly apron on, and that hideous-looking Kaname.

"MOOOONNNNNSTTTEEEEEERRRR!!" Yuki screamed as she pointed at the confused looking Kaname. After screaming for 2 seconds, she stopped to catch her breath, and again pointed at Kaname.

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!" screaming once again.

"Yuki, calm down." Kaname said as he slowly approached the screaming woman.

"DON'T COME NEAR MEEE…. AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!! Aaaa- ooh…" Yuki felt like her heart stopped and she needed some time to rest and breathe. Her body couldn't take the pressure anymore and fell unconscious on the floor.

"Yuukii!!" Chairman panicked, losing grip of the spatula which even has a little bit of grape paste which landed on cheek.

"Ick. Purple sucks." Kaname was planning to wipe the grape paste off his mud pack, while Chairman was pulling Yuki to the bedroom. Then the big doors opened. There came in Zero with his ever-so-jolly face.

"Ah… Kiryuu-kun…" Kaname couldn't believe what he saw. There was a slight heat that was coming from his cheeks which eventually turned pinkish.

"Ah… Kaname… what are you-" Zero was halted when he saw the purple thing on Kaname's cheek.

"Heeey! You like barney too?!" Zero asked as he happily put his arm on Kaname's shoulder. "huh, whut?" Kaname was unable to move when Zero made his move.

"Man, the series is to die for!! C'mon let's sing! Ahahaha!" Zero was totally losing it.

"I wuv yoo, yoo wuv mee, we're a happeee faaamaaallyyy , with a great big glomp and a kiss from mee and yoo! Won't you saaay yoo wuuv mee tooooo?"

Man. He was totally singing it off key. But the fact that Zero was singing a childish song seemed cute and funny for our blooming-gay here.

"Hahaha!! Okaaay enough of this crap." Zero was snapped back to reality as he stared at Kaname's face.

"Eeeww, mehn. Whut iizzzat thing?!" he asked as he pointed at Kaname's face covered with mudpack and grape paste.

"It's called, SOSSY, emo." Kaname answered. "Tch. Move aside. I'm going out."

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Kain was brushing his teeth. He just had a blood tablet for beverage a while ago because he was thirsty. Damn that blood tablet. He wanted a real blood. As he was rinsing his mouth, a red-colored liquid which was made by the blood tablet from his fang fell on the white shiny floor. After a few minutes, Kain got the towel and wiped his mouth dry. As he was about to go out of the bathroom, he saw the blood drop on the floor and stood at it for a while.

Shiki was talking to his blonde-pigtailed girl as he entered the moon dorm. The blonde girl really had it going for Shiki, holding his arm tightly and rubbing her cheek against the cloth of his uniform while squealing.

"Oh. My. God. SENRI SHIKI!" Rima was shocked as she saw her boyfriend who just came from outside the dorm.

"….Rima?!" Shiki was shocked. He then turned to his date, then back to Rima.

"Who the hell is she?!" Rima asked as she pointed at the blonde ponytailed girl that Shiki came in.

"I thought… she was you…" Shiki couldn't believe what he just did. Making out with another girl beneath the romantic light of the moon… and that wasn't Rima?!

"Hey YOU! Who the hell are you?!" Rima asked as she went forward and grabbed the girl's I.D. It says, 'Hi. I'm Amane Misa. 8D'

"Shiki, this is MISA!! And this girl doesn't belong here. " Rima said as she crossed her arms, waiting for Shiki's answer.

"I thought it said Rima." Shiki answered.

"What?! I don't belong here?! Omygosh." Misa started to panic.

"and you're supposed to be dead anyway, cause you jumped off a building. Freak." Rima said shoving Misa off towards the front door.

"B-But I thought he was Light-kun! I thought he was light-kun who ate L that's why he had long hair now! D8" Misa answered.

"No he's not. STOOOPEEED!" Rima answered, and kicked Misa off the moon dorm.

"Damn girl." She cursed inwardly. Shiki felt somehow guilty about it and bowed his head.

"I'm sorry.. Touya-san.."

Could it be?! Rima was totally shocked when Shiki started talking and apologizing for what happened.

"Shiki.."

"Hey guys, sorry to interrupt this romantic conversation… " Kain said as he entered the living room, scratching his head rather confusingly. Shiki and Rima turned to the guy speaking.

"Who was the last who used the bathroom?" Kain asked.

"Me." Shiki answered, raising his arm.

"WTF. You're having a period?!" Kain couldn't believe what information went through his mind.

RIma's eyes widened and turned to Shiki.

"I'm… having what?"

"Don't deny it, Shiki. I saw the blood on the floor. YOU'RE A FREAKIN' WOMAN!!" Kain said as he pointed at Shiki.

"B-bu-buuut…"

"HERMAPHRODIIIIITE!! AAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!" Rima cried, and ran up her room.

"Man, that was horrible, Shiki. You didn't have to get your gender changed." Kain's last words before leaving poor confused Shiki alone in the living room.

"You should have asked who I was with, stooopeeed."

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Rima was crying on her pillow that Shiki gave her for her birthday.

"Damn Shiki. Lying to me all along… He was a SHEE!!" she cried and cried until she ran out of tears. Along her stages of crying, she snapped. She immediately bobbed her head up and walked towards the dresser. Looking at her hair, she realized Shiki must've grown tired of it. Always the same hairstyle. Even if it was against her own will, even it Shiki was a woman, she got scissors and curling utensils to change the style of her hair.

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Ruka was staring at her mirror. Man. She curled her hair for Kaname to notice her. So that they have the same hairstyle and curls. But she sighed.

"I will never get over Kaname-sama if I keep wearing my hair like this. D8." She said as she took a pair of scissors and cut her hair.

"Hey, Ruka! Can I borrow your laptop for a while? Mine's internet crashed. Damn it." Kain asked for permission as he opened Ruka's door.

"Go ahead. I won't be needing it anyway." Ruka said as she was busy cutting her locks off.

"Say, thanks duuude." Kain thanked her and immediately got her laptop and went to his room.

He was checking his mails. He was having conference with the others about pandas and cupcakes. D8. Then a pop up window whatnot bothered him. Hmmm… he was curious enough to check it out. It was an e-mail from ilovezeroshair. It had files attacked to the message which says "aksjdhajkdasdhadhsadadsa kskskws" Kain just raised a brow.

"Can't he type a little- HOLY SH-T!!"

Kain immediately minimized the window that he just downloaded that showed nude picture of their dorm head. But after a few seconds, he opened the window and looked at it closely.

"Man… I didn't know that he was… large"

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Zero was fixing his closet when a dark figure entered his room without even getting noticed by Zero.

"Coz everybody is kung fu fighting! Ha! Ha!" Zero sang as he was making karate gestures. "Your mind becomes fast as lightning!"

Man, he finally got over that barney song, but he got addicted to another song as well.

"Although the future is a little bit fright- mppph!"

The room was left empty with a window opened.

WHAT HAPPENED?!

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Author's Notes: hope you liked the 14th night! Now here I present to you, Kain, Kaien, and Kaname for your questions!

First, from x-twilight-x:

"EMOGUY SENT TO 28709!!
Lol, Kaname's name is being pulled through the mud XD Poor Kaname! I'd vote for him...but I don't like guys with apron fetishes...
I agree with Zero, they should be getting paid for the polls, Lol. How much would be enough though?
I want Zero wrapped up in a lace box with wrapper! Kaname's make-up might run
Ariana x
P.S.
Kain rules! I would of voted for him if he was in the poll thingy!"

Kain: Thank you very much for your support… But I'm not interested in those poll thingies. They might mistake me for my cousin again.

Kaname: For your comment… Mud is really effective for me… and… I collect aprons… what's wrong with that? :3

From scarlet-and-snow:

Wah! ;p

Kaien-sama, might i know if it's cupcakes or cake that you're making, or probably mudpie. And, Kaname-kun, be happy! Somebody finally made use of your ahem 'precious' apron!

ps. Thank u! I'm finally acknowledged!

Kaien: wee! You can call me chair-father if you want 8D. Anyway, as for what I'm baking, it was multi-flavored cupcakes! 8D it's really tasty yuuuummm 8D

Kaname: -.- No.i'm.not.happy. It's being used without my permission and it became dirty AND!! D8 it already has germs of oootheeersss . GAAAASSSPPP

From glozinga:

HELLO!! I am texting EMOGUY to 28709! GOO ZERO!!

Kaname, you thought Zero was a GIRL?! Must I ask?! Anyway, good thing you found the apron thief, I wonder what Kaname's and Chairman's reaction...

Continue soon! With Yaoi, maybe?

:)

Kaname: why are you all so supportive of emo-guy? –pouts and crosses arms- :3 Well, yeah, You may ask. I really thought he was a GIRL. Cause those curves got me… excuse me.. can I have a tissue? My nose is bleeding… and yes! Thank you for rejoicing with me when I found the apron thief.

Author's notes:

I thank you guys for your kind reviews!! XD bowsbows!! I hope to see you next chapter 8D

Kain: that reminds me. Where's that emo guy?

Kaname: Zero?

Kaien: oh yeah. He was supposed to be here.

Kain: ……

Kaname: …. O.o

Kain: dorm head, you didn't do anything childish did you?

Kaname: of course now…