Author's Notes:

Hello guys! Wazzup wazzup?!. 8D Anyway, I reviewed the past chapters of this fanfiction, and I really want to apologize for some freaking typos. Gah! I'm really sorry about that D8 bows bows!! Anyway, I present to you, Night 15!

Night 15: Confusion

Kain immediately deleted the file that he downloaded from that anonymous freak who sent him the photos.

"Man, this is so totally going to Oprah." He said to himself as he turned the computer off. He gave it a thought for a while. He just couldn't believe that he was able to see that picture of their dorm head advertising briefs. Gasp. That was totally too much for the night.

The next day, Kaname suddenly woke up from his slumber. He remembered something.

"Man! What's happening to you?! You just found out that chairman's the apron thief, he could have been the fangpaste and the breathspray thief too!" he slapped himself. He couldn't believe that he didn't catch that. Man, he's stupid.

"Kaname-sama?"

"What is it, Ruka?" he asked. Ruka opened his door and stood before him.

"Kaname-sama, its almost time for-"

"OHMYGOSH!! Rima?!" Kaname panicked. He must be having hallucinations. The voice is Ruka, but the hair is… RIMA?!

"No, Kaname-sama! It's me, Ruka!" Ruka replied as she tried to calm down the freaking dorm head.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

The voice of Kain and Shiki were heard from Kaname's room.

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Kain and Shiki were surprised when they saw Rima. She had curly blonde locks…

"Rima, what happened to you?!" Kain asked as he tried to calm himself. Man, he had almost mistaken her as Ruka.

"Touya-san, why did you do this to your hair?" Shiki asked.

"Because I thought that you might be sick of seeing my hair always like this, so I decided to change it a little…" Rima answered Shiki, in a kind of choking way because she was hoping that he would notice her change of looks.

"That's not it… I still love you no matter how you look. Even if you turn bald…" Shiki was trying to calm Rima down by saying sugar-coated words to her.

"Even if she's bringing her fancy umbrella?" Kain asked, as he looked at Shiki rather doubtfully.

"Err… well, that's an exception…"

"Kain, Shiki! What is-" Ruka was running down the stairs, calling for both men's attention for help.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Kain and Shiki pointed at Ruka's hair, cause she had it pigtailed just like Rima's were before. Minutes later, both fainted.

"WHAT THE?!" Ruka was furious when she saw Rima wearing her former hairstyle.

"RUKA SOUEN! What the hell do you think you're doing with my hairstyle?!" Rima complained as she confronted the impostor who stole her hairstyle.

"and what do YOU think you're doing with MY hairstyle?!" the women slapped each other, and sooner created a mess throwing the expensive collections of the dorm head, throwing them at each other's faces.

"Everyone…"

The women were both halted from their noble fight scene, and both unconscious guys regained consciousness because of the voice of their dorm head that they heard. Looking up past the grand stairs of the moon dorm, there he stood: The most beautiful vampire in Cross Academy.

"We interrupt this heart-beat-stopping moment for an important newsflash! It seemed that Zero Kiryuu's fans were furiously voting for him that 50 votes were added to his poll! And he is hailed the most beautiful vampire in Cross Academy, taking Kuran Kaname's title."

Aidou couldn't believe what he heard when he was watching the news.

"Bullsh-t! Kaname-sama's the fairest of th-" Aidou was shocked when Kaname kicked the screen of the 21-inch flat screen television in their living room.

"D-dorm head…"

"Aidou… I'll have a word with you later."

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Yuki was eating sugar-coated doughnuts that she dipped in hot chocolate made by her so-called-father while watching the news. She had crumbs all over her face. She was munching totally endlessly. As soon as the information about Zero being the hottest vampire in the academy, she stood up.

"AMVERIVABRR!!" she said. Translation: "unbelievable"

Before anything else, she grabbed a cup of tea and drank it all up, then ran to the boy's dorm to congratulate Zero for his just acclaimed title.

"Zero!!" As she opened the door of her childhood friend, she saw nothing but an empty, dark, room, and a bed with a collection of Barney the purple dinosaur stuffed toys.

"Z-Zero…?" she asked, once again. This time, one step at a time entering his room.

"Hey Zero, did you hear the news? They say that you're the hottest vampire now…I came here to congratulate you… wanna have a date?" she asked. But no answer. She kicked Zero's cabinet closed.

"Damn. I thought he wanted me all along!" she said to herself. But wait! Why was Zero's cabinet opened? Yuki began to wonder. She opened the cabinet again. The clothes were all topsy turvy, and some of it we're scattered on the floor!

"That means… something bad happened here…?" she asked herself. Ohoho Yuki! You're getting the hang of it! Seems like your brain is working just fine today. She then began sniffing the floor for more evidence, literally speaking. She paused, seeing a drop of liquid on the floor. She blinked, consecutively three times, and sniffed it. It smelled like… peanut butter and jelly. She then realized something and covered her nose.

"Maan!! Whoever's saliva is this didn't even care to brush his teeth!" she said to herself, before standing up.

"I have to tell chairman about this…"

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Meanwhile, an anonymous guy was spreading peanut butter and jelly on his sandwich. Zero was finally conscious. His sight was a little blurry, but he saw a man with silver hair, and wears an old fashioned black coat on his back and was wearing headphones that the volume was so loud that he can hear the song 'Low by Florida'. Next thing he realized, he was tied up with an electronic padlock.

"Hey you…" he said. But the man was still busy rocking himself out while eating his sandwich with peanut butter and jelly.

"Hey!." Zero called out once again. Still no answer.

"HEY!! YOU!!"

Man, that was exhausting. But he got the man's attention alright. The man who turned out to be his no-good-of-a-twin brother, Ichiru.

"Ichiru?!" he was shocked.

"Oh… hey bro dude!" Ichiru finally got rid of his high-volumed headphone and approached his brother.

"What are you doing here… no… WHAT AM I DOING HERE?! I mean no!! Can I have some of the sandwich? I'm kinda hungry here." He asked. But Ichiru gave his brother an evil smirk.

"No you can't."

"Aw, c'mon bro. I'll give you my one and only barney stuffed toy." Zero bribed his brother about feeding him.

"Gasp!! You will?!" Ichiru couldn't believe what he just heard out of his brother's mouth. The soft stuffed toy with purplish color and the huge pair of nostrils always had him turned on, and when you squeeze the damn thing it sings the 'I love you, you love me' song. Man… he remembered the cruel times that he has been through just to borrow that stuffed toy from his brother.

Flashback:

"I love you! You love me! We're a happy family!! Lalalala!!" Zero was still singing that song, but he still does not have the lyrics memorized then.

"Nii-chan…!" Ichiru was staring up at Zero who was playing with the barney doll at the top of the steep mountain. Man if he knew, that his brother was there because he was avoiding lending it to his brother. Then, Ichiru began climbing the mountain.

"Ichiru? What are you doing?" Zero asked as he bent down to watch his twin climb the mountain up.

"Nii-chan…. Can I borrow Barney?" Ichiru asked, smiling widely, hoping that his brother will lend it to him.

"Hmmm… after you climb up here." His brother answered.

"Uh…. A little help, brother?" Ichiru pleaded.

"Uhh.."

"Zero! Lend Barney to your brother!" the voice of their mother was heard from the kitchen. Zero pouted. Maaan. He wasn't done playing with Barney yet. When Ichiru was halfway there, he threw the stuffed toy down the mountain.

"Barneeeyy!!" Ichiru let go of the part which he was being supported and jumped after the barney to save it. He thought barney was going to die. After Zero heard his brother screaming, he laughed like Yagami Raito from deathnote. Then the day after, Ichiru suffered from a broken leg.

"That's not all…" Ichiru added.

Another flashback…

"Nee, Ichiru?" Zero asked as he went inside Ichiru's room.

"Nii-chan!" he was still smiling, although having a cast on his right foot because of his brother.

"Nee, Ichiru? How's your leg?" Zero asked.

"it's fine now!" Ichiru watched as his brother sat beside him. "Thanks for asking."

"Tell you what, Ichiru? I'm going to lend barney to you. But I left it downstairs. And my feet hurt because I walked home from school so I can't get it. " Zero tried to explain himself as he lied down on the bed.

"Don't worry brother! I'll just get it!" Ichiru cheerfully jumped off the bed and ran towards the stairs. Little did he know that his brother put liquid soap on the steps, so before reaching barney, he slipped, and broke his other leg. Then, Zero laughed like Yagami Raito, again.

"How can I forget those cruel things you did to me for the sake of borrowing barney?!" Ichiru asked as Zero was finding Ichiru's lecture boring.

"Hey, bro. Both your legs were injured, but why were your eyes covered, and not your legs?" Zero, the smartass asked.

"Uh… that's because…" Ichiru couldn't answer his brother straight that he did that because he was idolizing Riku from Kingdom Hearts 2.

"Anyway, why did you bring me here?!" Zero asked.

"because I heard the news. You're the most beautiful vampire in Cross Academy now." Ichiru explained, staring evilly at his brother.

"I… I am?" Zero couldn't believe what he heart, and his twin confirmed the information with a nod.

"WOOHOO! AWRIGHT! Thanks to my beloved fans who voted for me! I really love you all!! " his smile reached his ears but his brother slapped him back to reality.

"Okay…. Now whut?" Zero asked.

"That's why I kidnapped you."

"Why?! So you can borrow MY BELOVED barney?!" Zero gasped.

"No, stupid! Because you're my twin!"

A pause.

"ooookaayyy? What's that got to do with this?" Zero asked.

"Whoever wins the fairest will be granted popularity all over the globe, and the chance to become a star! " Ichiru dreamily sighed.

"Oookayy? Why do you want to become a star?" Zero asked, once again.

"Cause, I wanna be the big dipper!"

A pause.

"You're losing it brother. Now release me!" Zero demanded. But he was shocked when Ichiru cut his hair exactly like his brother and added a tattoo on his neck with a permanent pen.

"What the hell are you doing?!"Zero asked.

"With this, everyone will think that I'm you, my dear brother! And I will become the big dipper!! Munyahahhah!!"

"Eeww..mehn… what's up with the 'evil laugh'?" Zero asked.

"Do you have a problem with the way I laugh?" Ichiru asked.

"It should be like –insert Yagami Raito laugh-" Ichiru was shocked and hid behind a chair.

"Ohmygosh. That was the creepiest laugh I ever heard D8." he said.

"hah! I'm so lucky I have the same voice actor as Yagami Light. Now release me. Or I'll torment you with my Yagami-Light-Laugh. –insert yagami raito laugh-"

"I'm sorry bro. As much as I want to, that padlock is voice activated." Ichiru explained as he was grabbing his bag filled with lollipops to give to his fans on his way back to disguise himself as his brother.

"Damn you?! How can you do such a thing?!" Zero was starting to cry.

"Isn't it cool?! It won't open unless I say 'open sesame'." Ichiru replied.

CLICK!

The siblings looked at each other.

"Oh sh-t."

TO BE CONTINUED…

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Author's Notes: I hope you like the 15th night for today. I'm kinda experiencing writer's block so I don't know if I can even resume writing this fanfic or not D8. But don't worry! I'll try my best guys! I won't leave you hanging for long!

Here I present: Kaname, Kain, and Aidou-sempai!!

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP AIEEEE IDOL SEMPAAII! WILD SEMPAIII KANAME SEMPAAIIII!!

FROM GLOZINGA:

I love it when Zero sings, how halarious!! Anyway, the reason I am supporting EMOGUY is because I am a massive FAN! YAY!! Ok, Kaname, are you suffering severe nosebleed from imagining Zero and his lovely curves? Cause I am!!:D

Kaname: cough cough. No. I'm. Not. Cough cough… -.- Its just because of the heat.

FROM SCARLET-AND-SNOW:

Barney? Is a dino? From our imaginations?

Heheh. Anyway. Kaname has it bad, coz of Zero. Zero-kun's singing the Kung Fu Fighting song? Hmm. That song's already famous even if that is the theme for the Filipino TV show 'Kung Fu Kids'! Listen to it on Cartoon Network! -nudgewinkwink-.

ps. Kain, I love ya again! But pls don't think of Shiki as a girl. Poor Rima dear.

Author's Notes: O.o Really? The Kung Fu song's famous over there? Wow!! I'm so proud! I'm a Filipino XD Yey!! But I don't watch Kung Fu Kids, I only like the song. XD

Kain: I love you too, scarlet-and-snow…

Kain's fangirls: HUWAAAT?!

Kain: -blushblush- coughcough. Uhh.. I'm not really sure of what to think about Shiki.

Rima: -crying in the background- Shiki's a she… HE's A SHEEE!! NOooooo!!

Kain: sigh… Well, I guess we have some things to fix here.

FROM X-TWILIGHT-X:

Hey again x
Lol, is Kaname getting rid of the competition? Poor emo guy XD Regarding the apron comment, nothings wrong with collecting aprons...just not in a fetishist way...fetishist isn't a word, oh well shrug
Btw, Is Yuuki on crack or something? She's screaming all over the place lol. If she is, I bet it was Aido who gave her the crack...
Ariana x

Kaname: No, I'm not getting rid of the competition. I still have my loyal fangirls with me…

Fangirls at the back: KANAME-SEMPAI!! WE LOVE YOU!! L-O-V-E KA-NA-ME!! WEEE!!

Kaname: ahem! I don't have apron fetish.. I only like aprons… and… -looks up fetishist in a dictionary- yes. There's no such word. But vista's Microsoft word doesn't find it to be a strange word… I wonder… Anyway, you seem to have invented a new word. Congratulations. –sweet smile-

Aidou: o.o I'M INNOCENT! Yuki must've been crazy since then. Damn that girl. I hate her! Grrh..

FROM NEUVIEMECIEL:

God... My last review got crop. -.- So... I was saying "Dear Kaname-sama, I have nothing against sunflower, I really love sunflower ! Hahaha - nervous laugh -" Something like that...

And... Is Lily sending nude picture of Kaname-sama ? :O
I want the e-mail address of Lily.. xD

Kaname: I'm really sorry for that… -.-… Oh… Why thank you… We have the same taste in flowers at least. And… nude pictures of who? –stares- what's happening that I don't know of? -.-

Lily: !! Translation: ilovezeroshairyahoo

Author's notes: excuse meee! Horses are not allowed in the studio, thank you! :D

FROM MEPHIS 85:

lol i love kain! so...large... LOLZ i almost died in that part haha thnx for updating it's so much fun to read this kanamexzero! WOOT and wtf zero singing barney Xd

Kain: cough cough –blushblush- why thank you… I love you too…

Kain's fans: WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT?! D8

Kain: cough cough… I'm really sorry for saying such things. I really wanted this chapter to be wholesome but… I guess it really caome out. -.-

Kaname: O.o kanamexzero?

FROM GODDESSOFWRATH:

Much Kisses? c'mon Zero wtf? hahahahahahahaha!

Author's notes: we humbly apologize. Zero's phone is out of reach. Please try again later D8

Kaname is so cute and deliciously evil!

Kain: why thank you, Goddessofwrath. –sweetsmile-

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! well i have a question for kain!
DO YOU LIKE HOW BIG YOUR FRIEND IS?LOL OR ARE YOU JEALOUS?

Kain: cough cough –blush- Between you and me… I'm actually jealous… -.-

Author's notes, again and again:

Once again, thank you for the questions, and kind comments! Bows bows! Take care now! Byebye!!

Kaname: -things deeply-

Kain: Dorm head?

Kaname: yes?

Kaname: what are you thinking of?

Aidou: ( me? XD )

Kaname: …nothing. ( Zero )

Kain: oh well, let's head back to the dorm.

Kaname: okay.