Night 16: Ichiru's Decision ( SPOILER ALERT, CHAPTER 40 OF THE MANGA )

Kain was looking at the shiny vase of the flower. Amazed by the way it was made, he turned to his cousin who was sitting comfortably on the sofa, with a red hand mark on his cheek, the evidence that Kaname enjoyed b-tch-slapping him.

"Hey cuz?" he tried starting a conversation with his cousin.

"Eh? What is it, Akatsuki?" Aidou turned to him, rather startled. For he was waiting an hour for his cousin to ask what happened to his cheek.

"Are cottons fluffy?" Kain asked. Aidou nearly couldn't believe his ears.

"WHAT?! He dares talk to me about cottons… isn't he going to ask why I have this red hand mark on my cheek. D8" Aidou said to himself before breathing in to answer his cousin's question.

"I guess not." He replied.

"And why do you think internet is pronounced as 'innernet'?" Kain asked once again, looking at his gorgeous self at the mirror. "I mean, if they're even going to say that it is pronounced that way, why spell it with a 't'? After all, it is pronounced as 'internet'."

Aidou slapped his forehead. His cousin's curiosity kinda gets into him rather hard.

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Ruka was chatting on her laptop about bunny slippers, but that's not the point. She was also searching the different kinds of hairstyles on the internet as she realized that she had received a new e-mail.

"Yey! Email!" she was sooo happy before clicking it and reading who's it from. It was from ilovezeroshair. She narrowed her eyes. What a username. So fugly. Then she downloaded the attachment that was attached (duh) on the message saying 'askdhasdaad!' After scanning the file that seemed to be virus free, she opened it. Her narrowed eyes slowly became beeeeeeeeeeg eyes, after seeing the nude pictures of their dormhead.

"Kaname……sama….." her nose bled instantly. Without even noticing that Kaname opened her dorm room.

"Ruka, can I borrow your curlers?' hoho, he didn't mistake Ruka for Rima now. But he was confused. Ruka didn't answer him. By now, she should be answering him by 'yes Kaname-sama, you can even have them if you want! I'll buy you if you want! I'll do your hair If you want!!' But no. Something seems to be distracting her.

"Ruka, is something the mat- OMGWTFBBQ?!" Kaname couldn't believe what he saw on Ruka's computer screen. His nude pictures that was displayed for the Playboy and Women's magazine was there. OMG, and he was even promoting 'large sized briefs'. So that's what's keeping Ruka out of her sanity. Kaname immediately closed the window both of them were staring at and finally came to ask Ruka if she was alright. Man! That woman was drooling herself out. Then an outbreak of Cross academy's students' screams were heard from the day class dorms. All shocked because of seeing Kaname's nude pictures on their emails, all were aware of it except Yuki and the chairman.

"Chairman!" Yuki immediately began the conversation upon opening the door.

"Manners Yuki, Manners!" Chairman reminded, pointing at the door. "Now do it again."

"But, chairman, this is urgent!" Yuki saved herself from repeating the same thing again only to have senseless arguments with the chairman. She banged the table.

"Chairman! Someone snuck up on Zero's room and ate peanutbutter and jelly sandwich without even brushing his or her teeth!" she said. Chairman was rather shocked.

"Does Zero know about this?" he asked.

"I don't know. I guess he went somewhere." She answered. "Damn! He even promised to help me find the culprit who brought my laptop at Lily's stable! It almost crashed down! The horse was kicking the keyboard insane!"

"We have to tell Zero about this."

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"Brother?" Ichiru started the conversation, looking at his brother.

"Yeah?"

Both were walking back towards Cross Academy.

"Why were you so attached to barney that you do not lend it to me?" Ichiru asked, turning to his brother, almost choking on his tears.

"Because… a special someone gave it to me…"

Flashback:

"Zero! Something's in the mail! Get it!" Mom ordered for Zero to check the mailbox, to find something wrapped in gift wrapped, with a ribbon.

"Wow! I wonder what's inside?" he asked himself, but before opening the box, he first took his time to read the card for whose it for.

"Dear Zero: you may not know me, and I may still don't know you. But I know deep in my heart that you exist in this world. Someday, we will meet… uh… I guess it will be in an academy ,and you will start to attack me with a knife. D8 but I know that you will understand me someday… this gift is for you. Btw, I'm a pureblood vampire… and my name is Kuran kaname. I hope to be good friends with you."

Zero narrowed his eyes. Just reading the name who sent it to him boiled his blood for some unknown reason, and he knew that he wasn't going to be close friends with this guy. But as soon as he opened the gift, a purple stuffed toy popped out greeting him with a pair of large nostrils and singing, "I love you, you love me" Zero painted a smile on his face, and in his heart.

"Really…?" Ichiru looked down. "I understand you now…"

"Ichiru…" Zero whispered as he began to touch his brother's cheek.

"We interrupt this so-called 'incest' moment for an important newsflash!"

The siblings were shocked to see the mini-television turned on inside Ichiru's bag to keep him updated about the everyday news.

"It seemed that for some unknown reason, Ichiru had gained a point higher than his twin brother! Now, the paparazzi will now search for him all over the globe and to appear in a tv show as a star!"

"OMGWTF?! Did you hear that bro?! I'm going to become the big dipper!" Ichiru couldn't believe what the news reporter had just told everyone in the globe. Zero was rather happy for his brother by taking his title. And soon, while his brother was out of his mind dancing all over the place like crazy, some guys took Ichiru away from him, riding in a white limo.

"ICHIRU!!" Zero began to run after the said limo but failed. His twin was kidnapped! Although he wanted his brother to know how it feels to be kidnapped but NO! His brother was kidnapped and its his duty to save him! He slowly unbuttoned his shirt to show a huge number 0 on his chest.

"Ichiru, I'll save you!!"

TO BE CONTINUED…

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Author's notes:

Gah… that was it. That's all that was left in my brain for now. D8 I have to squeeze my brain to know what's going to happen next. Anyway, here I present, Kaname, Rima, Ruka, Ichijo, Aidou and Kain! My apologies, the Kiryuu twins seem to be missing D8.

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP AIEEEEEEEE IDOL-SEMPAI! WILD-SEMPAI! KANAME-SEMPAAAIII!! ICHIJO SEMPAIIII!!

FROM X-TWILIGHT-X:

Hey x
Rofl, Ichiru wants to be the big dipper! Don't we all XD Mean Zero! Stupid Ichiru, breaking both his legs for a barney...Though the song is catchy.
I made a new word! Awesome!
Lies and slander, Aido.
Everyone loves Kain lol. Good for him! But does no-one love Ichijo? I do XD (Random, oh well...)
Hope you get over your writers block! Love this fic.
Ariana x

Aidou: -.- I'm not lying, I swear. That woman got her brain cells damaged for another reason.

Kain: thank you, I'm flattered.

Ichijo: Hello there! :D I'm glad you love me! I love you too! :D

FROM NEUVIEMECIEL:

Well, Kaname-sama, I think you should ask Idol-sempai... Or maybe, you could read the story too. You'll become even more powerful after that ! It's really fun to talk with you. :D -love-

And... Starting now I'm a Lily's fan ! :D

So, Zero is so evil for Barney ! I know, Barney is purple, purple is the coolest color on earth but... He could have kill is brother ! :O Ichiru is so cool... And he could have kill him ! Longer hair are better ! -bite Zero- (That was for Yuuki...)

-run-

Kaname: I'm sorry I have no time to explore the benefits of the internet… thank you… it's fun to have a conversation with you too. –smile-

FROM SCARLET-AND-SNOW:

What!? You are a Filipino? Me too!

Anyway...

Rima, stop copying Ruka's hairstyle. Ruka, return to your old hairstyle. -- I can't imagine either of you exchanging hairstyles. Oh, and Zero, how dare ya be 'evil' to your precious twin! Ichiru, I give you the votes! Please appear in the commercial of Coke or Pepsi or Aquafresh! It would be fun...

ps...

Kain, I love yah! Can I marry you? v Forget your fangirls! Make me ya girlfriend! Also try to forget Ruka, she's a copycat! She copied Rima's cute pigtails!

Author's notes: Wooowww!! Do you speak Filipino? XD Kamusta ka? ( how are you? )

Rima: No I didn't copy her hairstyle! Why will I even do that?! I got this from a magazine! -.-

Ruka: But I like this hairstyle better! I look like a singer! (particularly Amane Misa)

Kain: uh… uhh.. forget Ruka?? –looks at Ruka-

Ruka: -.-

Kain: Let me think about it D8

FROM GLOZINGA:

Oh no! Ichiru is EVIL! YAY!! ZERO is the HOTTEST Cross Academy Vampire!! Are you jealous Kaname??


Continue soon! With plenty of ZeroxKaname!!

:)

Glozinga

Kaname: O.o.. –faints-

Kain and the others: Kaname-sama!!

Author's notes:

Anyway, I really thank you for bearing with me! Anyway, have a good day! Good night! ( its night here in this part of the globe )