Freak!

"Hello, my name is Severus Snape, and I have come to talk to Mr. Potter", said Snape.

"There is NO Harry Potter here!", said Vernon.

"Ah, then why do you know that his first name is Harry? I know I never said his first name", questioned Snape.

Vernon went pale, and was about to think up another excuse when Harry came barreling out of his cupboard. The next thing shocked Vernon more than he could imagine, as Harry all of a sudden jumped up and hugged the man who introduced himself as Severus Snape.

"Uncle Sev!", yelled Harry in delight,"have you come here to take me to Diagon Alley?".

"Yes Harry, and I even brought Draco along with me", the newly named 'Uncle Sev' said.

"Where is he!", yelled Harry.

"Waiting outside by the portkey, making sure no muggles touch it", explained Severus.

"Wait, you mean to tell me that you are a FREAK from that magic world?", asked Vernon.

"Yes, I am a WIZARD from the magic world", said Severus icily.

"Well, take the boy then!", said Vernon,"we'll have nothing more to do with him, he's been nothing but a bother since we took him in".

Severus only glared.

"Come on Harry, let's go.", Snape said.

"Yes, go with the freak Potter", said Vernon tauntingly,"you'll finally fit in somewhere".

"I didn't want to resort to this, but fine, Selia Nitilo!", shouted Severus.

Out of nowhere, Vernon's lips started sewing shut, and he couldn't speak anymore!

"Let's go Harry, I don't think he'll be saying anything more", said Severus.

"Yes, I agree Uncle Sev", said Harry.

As Harry walked out the door, Severus whispered one last thing in Vernon's ear.

"Remember Vernon, loose lips sink ships.. or in your case, get closed", whispered Snape.

When Severus got outside, he looked and saw the boys hugging eachother.

"Hmm, wonder if they.. nah, couldn't be", thought Severus.

"So, are you boys ready to get going to Diagon Alley?", asked Severus.

"YES!", replied both boys in unison.

"Alright, just grab ahold of this boot.. err.. portkey, and we'll be off", said Severus.

They all grabbed ahold of the boot, and there was a blinding flash of light, and there was nothing. Well, except for an obese man with his mouth sewed shut.

SORRY!! Didn't mean to have the last chapter AND this chapter short. Sorry to say, pretty sure the next one will be short as well, though I'll try to lengthen in a bit.

NEXT CHAPTER- Diagon Alley!