A Funny Thing Happened on Planet X

by Mickey3

Don't be such a grouch. You have to admit this is pretty funny." Daniel grinned. Written for the Nov 3rd stargatedrabbles list challenge to use the words 'Lemon Spread, Academy Award, Handcuffs, Tutu, and the Bonus word - Sabotage' in a drabble or ficlet.

A Funny Thing Happened on Planet X
By Mickey

Status: Completed 11/3/2008

Season: Any

Archive Permission: Ask first. I'll probably say yes.

Disclaimer: Showtime/Viacom MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions own them. Sadly, I don't. No copyright infringement intended.

Word Count: 100

Author's Notes: Unbeta'd.

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"And the Academy Award for most creative use of Lemon Spread goes to Doctor Daniel Jackson," Carter said, giggling.

"Not funny, Carter!" Jack groused.

"Don't be such a grouch. You have to admit this is pretty funny." Daniel grinned.

"Do not," Jack muttered. "And no smart remarks from the peanut gallery!" He declared before Teal'c could chime in.

Daniel suppressed a smile as he smeared the lemon spread around Jack's wrists, getting as much as he could under the handcuffs. He couldn't help but ask, "Just tell me why you are wearing a tutu?"

Jack's reply was one word, "Sabotage."

THE END