Night 18: Inspection of the Past

Yuki glanced at the back. Seemed normal, except someone seems to be missing. She turned back to her notebook, which doesn't even have notes only doodles of Kaname.

"I wonder where Zero is." She said to herself rather loudly. Yori heard it and asked her.

"Zero is missing?"

"Well, I don't know. The thing is, I was going to congratulate him because I heard on the news that he was now the hottest man here in Cross Academy. But when I got to his room, his clothes were all scattered on the floor, and I found a drop of saliva on the floor which smells like peanutbutter and jelly. Ick. Well, the weird thing is, Zero didn't even tell me where he went. D8 I'm kinda worried." Yuki said, as she was making doodles on her notebook about the thing she discovered.

"Well, you should be really worried, Yuki. What if Zero was kidnapped?"

"O.O"

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"CHairmaaan!!" Yuki frantically opened the door to see Kaien baking another cake. Man, the dining table is already filled with cakes. This man is surely addicted to baking.

"Yuki?!" Kaien was rather startled that he lost grip of the stirrer.

"Bad news, Zero was kidnapped!"

"What?!"

"He hasn't returned yet since last night when I reported that someone ate in his room without brushing his teeth."

"Hmmm, Yuki, who would you suspect that will keep Zero in hostage?"

Yuki gave it a thought before answering.

"I have an idea. We're going to have an inspection in the moon dorm. "

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Ichijo immediately opened the door after hearing the doorbell.

"Kaname?!" he asked. But Yuki and Chairman Cross just gave him a blank stare.

"Uh…"

"OHMYGOSH ITS AGATSUMA SOUBII!!" Ichijo was freaked out, pointing his finger at Kaien. Could it be that their worlds are colliding with the other worlds just like what happened in the horror movie that he just watched last night.

"Ichijo-sempai. Its Chairman…" Kaien said, comforting the nervous Ichijo down.

"Oh… I thought you were someone else chairman." Ichijo sighed, wiping some sweat that was coming out from his forehead.

"Anyway, we're going to perform an inspection. Zero had gone missing since last night." Yuki explained her case.

"Well, we need to inspect your dorms too." Aidou said as he stepped down the grand staircase.

"Aidou-sempai…?"

"Kaname-sama had gone missing too."

"EEEEEEHhhhhhhhhhh?!" Yuki almost suffered brain damage. Her beloved vampire was missing too! OMG. This can't be!

"Wait a minute, everyone! Don't panic! We'll just take turns on inspecting each dormitory." Kaien said, stopping the argument that was almost made.

"Very well then." Ichijo sighed, "Everyone! We're going to have an inspection! Make sure to throw all the gay things into the trash bin!"

Everyone was startled when they heard the announcement of their vice president. All kinds, lipsticks, headdresses, pictures of naked men, were all thrown into the trash bins.

Yuki and Kaien were amazed when a dozen of trash bins were filled with pictures of Kaname, Ichijo, Kain, and gay stuff.

"NOOOOOO!! Don't take them away from meee!" Aidou cried as he watched Kain tear all of his posters of Kaname posted on the ceiling and his walls, even his bathroom and closet. Ichijo stood on the door, kind of feeling sympathy for the poor man.

"Ichijo, wanna throw him to the bin too?" Kain asked as he pointed at his cousin who was crying rather loudly.

"He's not here…" Yuki was almost choking on her tears when she looked at all the trash bins that stood before her.

"You should've told us that you were looking for a person." Kain said, opening a bin to let his cousin breathe.

"Hey Hanabusa, you can come out now, they were looking for Zero."

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"How many years have you been here?" Kaname asked his cellmate, who is rather old, looks like he's already passed 100 years old.

"Haha… kaname. I never forget a face." Crap replied. Kaname stared at him blankly.

"You didn't answer me."

"I remember the days when you stuck a bubblegum up my thermos. Man that choked me."

"Uh… Crap… I was asking you a ques-"

"Now I paid back by stealing your notebook which is filled by nude pictures of silver-haired guys!"

Kaname was rather shocked. Now someone knew that he has silver-hair fetish. Someone knows that…

"You're GAY. You belong to the trash bin."

"SHUT UP CRAP!! I asked how old are you and all you can answer me was these kind of things!!" kaname was infuriated. He never really wanted to remember all those horrible things he did since kindergarten.

"Anyway, its been a hundred years since kinder. What are you up to now? And what happened to your face? Are you using some kind of miracle cream to keep yourself from aging?" Crap asked. Kaname gave it a thought before answering .

"Its because, I'm a pureblood."

"You're a poop lad?"

"A pureblood!!"

"Poop Lad… heh that 's nice."

"…crap.." Kaname just cursed inwardly.

"What?" Crap turned to him for calling his name.

"No. Nothing."

"Hey, Crap Coffee? You did your 100-year time. You're free to go." The security said as he opened the cell for Crap Coffee to come out. Crap was really happy to go.

"HAHAHA!! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!" he screamed, startling all the prisoners in their lonely cells.

"Man, lucky him." One said, turning to his skeleton cellmate.

"He survived his 100-years time."

"I'm READEEYYY!! I'm ready!! I'm going to live again!! AND I'M GOING TO DO IT- GASP!" Crap suddenly paused, while grabbing his chest. Kaname was startled, then clutching the bars of the cell.

"What's the matter? Mr. Coffee?!" the security asked. Immediately, they called the paramedics. The medical team arrived when the old man was already lying face down on the ground. The doctor bent down and checked the condition of the patient.

"Heart attack."

The other prisoners freaked out. The cells have taken his life! Even though he was able to come out, he died, by having a heart attack. Then, panic began.

Kaname just sighed and sat down the wooden bed which was only chained on the stone wall, which broke down and Kaname's behind fell flat on the floor.

"Ow… stupid facilities. Don't they even care to give a pureblood quality lifestyle? I'll be staying here for the rest of the 100 years alone…" thinking of the fact that he is celled began to discourage him. He sniffed, three times, then eventually feeling tears falling down his eyes.

"MOOMMMYYYYYYY!! I want my mooommyyy……"

"Hey kid, better shut up." The security said as he pushed a familiar silver haired guy together with Kaname in his dark cell.

"Kiryuu-kun?" Kaname was startled to see his arch nemesis.

"Oh. Hey. Heard you had it bad against 911." Zero said as he sat infront of kaname.

"I told you, I'm innocent."

"Well, me too."

"Well, why are you here?"

"I'm being arrested for an illegal ownership of a bishie face and body." Zero answered. Both of them were silenced, until not for long, Zero began sniffing too.

"I WANT MY BROTHEEEEER.."

"I WANT MY MOOOMMMYY!!"

To be continued…

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Author's notes: whew! Finally I was able to update it! Anyway, currently experiencing author's block again. Heey!! So glad I'm finally going to cosplay Ichiru. Hope I portray him well XD. Here I give you Ichiru, Aidou, Yuki, and the barney plush. Due to under some circumstances, Zero and Kaname won't be able to make it. D8 oh well…

FROM SCARLET-AND-SNOW:

"oh..nag-aaral ako dito sa saudi, 2nd Year, sophomore pa langh..hehe... (i study here in saudi, a 2nd year, a sophomore)...sorry, kelangan ko pangh i-translate...hihi...

anyway...

'Crane Cheesecake/Akatsuki Kain' + 'Crap Coffee/Kaname kuran' to rotfwl..

hahaha! that was good!very good...

ps...do you have a friendster username? you can find mine on my profile here..."

Author's notes: waaaaaahhhh sophomore?? Cool… hehe thanks for finding it funny aaand… added you na sa friendster. I'm Jazzie :D

FROM KASAI TENSHI:

lawl, zero an ichiru remind me of the hitachiin twins from ouran XD (i bet kaname could be tamaki- personality, not looks) so it seems as kaname has a huge crush on 0 evil laugh oh, and i want to ask the barney plush toy if it likes ichiru, zero or kaname more. And where the hell is Yuuki?!

Author's notes: yup!! Hehe Hikaru and kaoru huh?

Barney Plush toy: I wuuv yoo , yooo wuv mee, weeeree a haappyyy famaallyyy with a great biiig huug and a kiss from me and yooo, won't you say you luuuvv mee too?

Yuki: I'm looking for Zero and Kaname-sempai! T.T where aaree theeey?

FROM NEUVIEMECIEL:

Crap Coffee ?! xD Crane Cheesecake ?! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHERE THIS COME FORM ! 911 is more... erm... competent (?) here...

Oh, Aidou got a Wii... He's so lucky ! My mom try to buy one since like... nine month ! How do you did this miracle Aidou ?! And why does he disturb Kaname-sama's beauty sleep ?! In day time he most play with a tape on the mouth ! It make the sound less loud !

And Ichiru... Did he fall on the road and die ? NO ! He most get a long live and have a lot of twin baby ! - mini Ichiru/zero running everywhere -

And thanks to Kaname-sama who answer me again ! I feel important, the pure-blood keep talking to me.

Aidou: yes! I saved my allowance for one year just to buy it! You just have to have the determination to save something that you really want to have. And eeer… no. I don't have a tape here. D8 that will hurt you know.

FROM X-TWILIGHT-X:

Hey x
Oh! Ichiru was singing music of the night! Awesome! Was he wearing thr mask cause he was pretending to be the phantom, or just cause he tends to wear a mask?
Aw, he lost his big-dipperness already. They say you have fifteen minutes of fame...he had about 2...and a half...
I have psychic powers? That rocks XD I just thought you were reaslly easy to read, Aido...Kain on the other hand...
After reading this chapter, I want cheesecake .
Ariana x

Ichiru: I was given the role of Phantom because I have a mask. And I love the Phantom of the Opera. XD And yes, I lost my shine already. D8 its soo saaad. Sniff…

Author's Notes: well I guess that wraps this chapter up! Thank you everyone for enjoying this chapter… well, I hope… ahhaah XD see you next time! And take care!