Author's Notes:
Waah, My apologies for updating kinda late. -.- College life is EVIL!! I have Saturday classes!! D8 its bad… Bad I tell you! Anyway! I hope you enjoy this chapter.
Night 19: Backstabbers
Itchyroo has joined the conference
Itchyroo: I'm HOOOME!!
Itchyroo: hello people?
Ilovemath has joined the conference
Itchyroo: hey, who are you?
Ilovemath: this is the romance section. You invited me here, bofo.
Itchyroo: ooh… is that so? Maybe I just needed someone to talk to.
Ilovemath: shoot.
Itchyroo: I want my brother. I miss him.
Ilovemath: well, you're such a pity. I have a brother too. A twin brother and I don't miss him.
Itchyroo: well, that sucks.
Ilovemath: because he's a weakling. He even lied to me!! I thought he loved me when we were kids… but now I realized that he hated me soo much.
Itchyroo: wow, reminds me of my twin brother too.
Ilovemath: what's your case?
Itchyroo: I also have a twin. I always tell him I love him but now, I despise him. He's so freaking stupid for not realizing that.
Ilovemath: whoah.. he IS stupid.
Itchyroo: yeaaah… say. Maybe we can meet.
Ilovemath: no thanks, I'm a prisoner.
Itchyroo: O.o what case?
Ilovemath: illegal ownership of bishieness and a hot body.
Itchyroo: how many years?
Ilovemath: I don't know.
Itchyroo: awww…. That's sad maan.
Ilovemath: I know.
Ilovemath: but I'll get myself outta here. Along with my cellmate.
Itchyroo: cool!!
Youkey has joined the conference
Youkey: hey!! I need your help! Someone was kidnapped from our academy.. He's tall, wears pants and shirt! Has hair and earrings! Please tell me if you are him! Thank you!
Youkey has left the conference
Itchyroo: omg! That might be me!
Ilovemath: O.O
Ilovemath: you're a missing person?
Itchyroo: I don't know, but I'm tall, I wear pants and shirt! Earrings… I don't really know… I'll wear one now.
Ilovemath: ….
Itchyroo: there! HEYY!! I'M THE MISSING PERSON!!
Ilovemath has left the conference
Itchyroo: …. Crazy man. Hey? How was he able to log in when he's inside a prison cell?
Ilovemath has joined the conference
Ilovemath: it has wifi, DUDE. – kaname
Ilovemath has left the conference
Itchyroo: O.o did he just say Kaname?
Itchyroo has left the conference
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Wild has joined the conference
Iluviamhot has joined the conference
Wild: Ah… Ruka.
Iluviamhot: Akatsuki. What brings you here?
Wild: nothing. And you?
Iluviamhot: I was going to ask people about Kaname-sama.
Wild: he was arrested a while ago for calling 911 a crap.
Iluviamhot: OMG seriously?!
Wild: yeah.
Wild: and why look for him anyway? He never returned your feelings.
Iluviamhot: …you're right… you're making me even more miserable. D;
Wild: I'm just being honest.
Iluviamhot: you're not helping!
Wild: seriously. Don't you think he's gay? I mean, he always wear lipgloss on his lips, he's always swaying his hips when he walks, and he's always leaving some buttons of his shirt loose. I mean, what more can he do for attention?
Iluviamhot: that's just mean, Akatsuki. You see, everyone here in cross academy is crazy for him! Even your cousin!
Wild: don't bring that gay-no-good-of-a-cousin of mine. He irritates me.
Iluviamhot: Aidou? Why?
Wild: firstly! He copies my hairstyle! Only changed it a bit, second, I always get reprimanded for his childish acts! And thirdly, I can't contain his gayness anymore.
Iluviamhot: you're mean, Akatsuki. Even to your cousin…
Wild: it's the truth. My blood is already boiling just thinking of those things.
Iluviamhot: then why think of it?
Wild: because I have a brain.
Iluviamhot: good for you.
Wild: ……..
Iluviamhot: ……
Iluviamhot: why do I have to suffer like this? Maybe I did so many bad things in my past life.
Wild: let's just say were roaches in our past lives.
Iluviamhot: you can name anything about being 'what' in our past lives and you chose roaches?
Wild: why? It's the first thing that popped into my head, and I just killed one right now.
Iluviamhot: well, I'm sure that roach will get his revenge on you on his next life.
Wild: no he won't.
Iluviamhot: yes he will.
Wild: this isn't getting anywhere huh?
Iluviamhot: yes… I mean no…. I mean, what am I supposed to say?
Wild: nevermind.
Iluviamhot: okay, nevermind then.
Wild: …. Okay
Wild: say, have you changed your hairstyle yet?
Iluviamhot: not really. Why?
Wild: Cause you freakin look like Touya, and I hate her!
Iluviamhot: omg seriously?
Wild: yes, and stop it with the omg's. It's irritating me.
Iluviamhot: you seem moody today.
Wild: well, yes I am.
Iluviamhot: care to share?
Wild: no thanks, I'm not sharing my waffle.
Iluviamhot: not the waffle! The reason why you're upset.
Wild: oooohhh…
Iluviamhot: well?
Wild: I'm upset because I feel upset.
Iluviamhot: oh puhleezee…
Wild: yeah! And I feel upset because of someone!
Iluviamhot: omg seriously?!
Wild: yeah.
Iluviamhot: omg seriously?!
Wild: uh…. Yes.
Iluviamhot: omg seriously?!
Iluviamhot: omg seriously?!
Iluviamhot: omg seriously?!
Wild: YES YES YES!!
Iluviamhot: omg… seriously?!
Wild: ….
Wild has left the conference
Iluviamhot: omg… seriously… that got into him now?
Iluviamhot: omg seriously?!
Iluviamhot: omg seriously?!
Iluviamhot has left the conference
TO BE CONTINUED…
Author' Notes: Gaaah!! That was finally over! Anyway, I give you Chairman, Kain, Aidou, and Ichiru! Due to some circumstances, Kaname wasn't able to make it. D8
FROM X-TWILIGHT-X
Hey
x
Loveless! The Chairman does look like Soubi! Lol, I'd never
noticed that before XD Wonder if he also has a kid-fetish...
Ichiru
would make an awesome phantom XD All angsty and stuff...actually,
thats pretty Zero-like...But he doesn't have a mask, so he can't
.
Aw, poor Crap. That should teach him not to mock 911 I
guess.
Lol, poor Aido! Had all his gay artifacts taken away from
him!
Though Kain had it right to put him in the bin XD That
cracked me up!
Can't wait for the next one!
Ariana x
Chairman: well…. Kid-fetish? I don't know.. hmmm… maybe you'll know when you read my diary :D
Ichiru: I thank you for praising my phantom skillz! MWAHAHHAHA
Aidou: yes, it I sad! T.T
Kain: and thank you for finding it just right for me to put my dear cousin in the trashbin.
Aidou: hey! Ariana, that's not fair! D8
FROM NEUVIEMECIEL
NO ! Crap died ! :( He has just free ! :( Por him ! :'(
Enough with crap. Zero and Kaname-sama are together in this small, dark, and lot of others scarys things room ! What will happens ?! :O:OO:O:O:OO:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O
Where is Ichiru ?! Will Yuuki find them ?! Where's Kaname-sama's mom ?!
And Aidou... The problem is that there never a single Wii in the store. There's always al sold ! :( Did you froze everyone, then run and grab the last one ?! I'm sure you did ! And for the tape, is Kaname-sama don't sleep well, the quality of his nude picture will crash down ! I don't want that !
Aidou: really huuuh? Well, it'll be best to freeze everyone up and grab them all! Munyahahaha!! But that's an illegal way. You might end up in prison.. but that's what I did and got away with it… As for your case… I think it'll be best to wait for the next batch of Wiis in your store! Hey! You can always stop over here and we could play together! 8D And, might I know what's your blood type ? –wink-
Kain: Hanabusa…
FROM KITAISURU NI GAARA
ok, D8 what an earth does that mean? Along with Bishie? That's what I'd liek to know.. but other than that this is hilarious
Aidou: -dresses up like a maid and grabs a stick and a blackboard- anyway, D8 is an emoticon! Imagine that D is the mouth, and 8 is the eyes! Its like a sad expression but not really… and Bishie means Pretty Boy! Just like Kaname-sama! XD Anyway, I hope that helped a lot :D
FROM VIPERBLACK
heyz (text EMOGUY to 28709)
kain you rock :) you and your cousin are completly differnt i find it sad people mix you up :( you and zero are my favorite people.
- deeply hurt by others stupidity
Kain: thanks for finding me completely different from my cousin .. and its an honor to be one of your favorites!
FROM Jacky-JackandTheFunkybunch
I love Kana-chan, even if he has apron fedish! Will Kana-chan marry me? p.s I text GOLDILOCKGUY to 28709! IKana-chan! Kana-chanKana-chan,Kana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chan,Kana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chanKana-chan!
Kaname: -surfing from the prison's wifi- Yeey!! Thanks for loving me despite my apron fetish… marry you? That depends… what's your bloodtype?
Author's notes:
That'll be all! Watch out for next chapter!! How will Zero and Kaname get out of Prison?!
