Author's notes:

Here it is guys! I'm sure you're all curious how Zero and Kaname manages to get out of jail… well, here it is…

Night 20: Prison Break part 1

Zero was frustratedly writing on his diary, his back facing on Kaname, hiding the words that he's writing.

Diary,

Omfg. I don't like it here in jail. It's so emo… D8 and the people's cries always get to me. And what's more?! That sunovabeach Kuran is my cellmate. D8 Gosh, I can't do thiiiss… just looking at him makes me feel horny… scratch that! Not horny! Damn it, I didn't bring my correction fluid. Hey, don't get it to your head. I'm not feeling horny. I feel irritated! Yes! Exactly how

"Zero?"

He was startled, losing grip of his mighty pen because of the voice that he just heard behind him. Sheesh, Zero hugged his diary tightly, protecting all of its dark secrets from Kaname.

"Kuran, what the hell do you want…?"

He asked, irritatedly.

"What do plan to do about this?" Kaname asked as he sat indian seated infront of Zero.

"Dunno. What do you plan to do about this?" Zero asked.

"Hmm.. Dunno…"

"Hmph."

"But we have to get out of here somehow." Zero said as he stood up and raised his fist, which was burning with the flame of determination.

"OMG that's just so lame." Kaname said as he was watching the flame on Zero's fist.

"Whuuut? Don't make my fist angry." Zero said, narrowing his eyes, ready to fight.

"What- EVER emo man. Anyway, LEMME AWTA HIIR! I don't even deserve to be in this place because I did nothing! NOTHING AH SAAAY!!" Kaname said as he screamed, holding the bars of the cell.

"Don't we all have the same thing in mind?!" The other prisoners replied when they heard Kaname's cry. In fact, they were all innocent. The police were just so stupid to let the bad guys get away with the crime and make the innocent ones pay for it.

"I didn't ask for your opinions, suckers." Kaname cursed inwardly, hitting the metal pole with his foot.

"OWWW!! Geez!! That hurt!" he said as he was blowing his foot to make the ache go away. Zero raised a brow.

"So this is how Kuran acts when his fans turn their backs for a second. " Zero said, aloud for Kaname to hear. Hearing this, Kaname calmed himself and coughed quietly.

"Such words are unforgivable, Zero Kiryuu."

"Oh yeah, anyway. What's your reason for being here anyway?" Zero asked, Kaname immediately responded,

"It has nothing to do with you, but it seems that the reason was me calling 911 crap." Kaname replied, crossing his arms.

"HAHA LOL!! What a lame reason." Zero was struck by laughter when he heard the reason why Kuran was sent to prison. Such a LAME reason. LAME I SAY.

"Such a poise-less laugh. I bet your reason for being here is being emo." Kaname said, raising a brow. Hearing this, Zero showed his middle finger to Kaname.

"Sorry. But I was sent here for an illegal ownership of bishieness and a hot body." Followed by a seductive wink.

"Whuuuut?!" Kaname couldn't believe his ears. "How could you, Kiryuu Zero?!"

"Hah. Well, at least I can be proud of the reason why I'm here today." He smirked, "Its because of thiiiiis…." He said as he pointed at his piercings on his ears, "Thiiisss…", pointing at his tattoo on his neck, "and thiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssss" he said as he pat his silverish white hair.

"-.- no use to emphasize it." Kaname said, crossing his arms while watching the whitehaired guy boast himself.

"and according to survey, 75 percent of the girls find silver haired guys hotter and more seductive than that of brunettes, and conservative ones."

Kaname sighed. Guess he was letting Zero win for today.

"Add some piercings. It wouldn't hurt-" he stopped as Kaname raised a brow. "…that much…"

Zero remembered how he got his piercings done.

FLASHBACK…

"Next!"

"Hey mister piercer? Do I really have to?"

"yes , little silver haired boy. One day, these piercings will be something you will be proud of!"

"but I don wanna… eet huuurtss.."

"No it doesn't."

"Why don't you try it first mistah?"

"I already tried this one a couple of times."

"Couple isn't enough."

"okay little boy, let's get this over with, the other customers are waiting."

Zero looked behind him to see a brown haired guy that was waiting for him to finish. He wanted to get his tongue pierced.

"hmmm… why don't you do him first?" Zero asked as he pointed at the guy at his back.

"no can do boy. You're the first in line, and you're going to get your piercings done."

"but I don wan- OW!! OW!! OOOOWWW!! OOWW! OOOOWWWW!!"

"Done.. he's the last one. I'm sorry but you have to return tomorrow."

END OF FLASHBACK

"it was really aching that afternoon." Zero said as he was holding one of his earrings.

"I was supposed to get my tongue pierced too! I was the boy at your back, bafoon. But he wasn't able to do me because of your complaints. And when I got back the next day, due to some reason the piercer died of a heart attack. Unlucky me." Kaname sighed as he brushed his hair up.

"yeaahh… you know what? You'd be more hotter if your tongue was pierced and you act like… a bad-ss guy and not the prince charming act thing…. I'd give you four thumbsups." Zero said, winking at Kaname.

"OMG DID I JUST SAY THAT?!" Zero thought as he was brought back to reality. He couldn't' believe he has the so called 'inner gayness' in him that can activate any minute.

"I thought so… You couldn't resist me." Kaname said as he smirked.

"What the hell, watch your mouth, biatch. I never said anything like that." Zero denied, but the words that he just said proved something.

"Attention, all prisoners here are sentenced to have their head off later at midnight, ordered by the oh-so-powerful 911 agency. I repeat…"

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Kaname couldn't believe his ears. All prisoners?! Even the innocent ones?! A minute later after the announcement of the so called announcer, the other prisoners panicked for their lives too.

"So I guess all ends here." Zero said as he lied down on the bed that was fixed for him.

"What?! Aren't you going to do anything?! And why is your bed neatly fixed? They didn't even care to fix mine. D8" Kaname said as he pointed to the wooden platform that was lying on the floor, that was his bed earlier.

"I don't know. Why ask them? Anyway, don't bother. I want to rest peacefully before I get out of this world." Zero answered, closing his eyes to sleep.

"Announcement, after the mercy beheading which will occur later on, we are proud to announce that BRUNETTES WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!"

Zero woke up from his slumber upon hearing 'brunettes will take over the world'. Some random pictures took over his innocent mind. He was thinking that , once upon a time, there was Kaname, as he went downtown , he meets another Kaname, who is with another Kaname, and buys bread from another Kaname, and pays bills to another Kaname, which goes home to five other Kanames, which goes to work with Kaname as his co-workers and Kaname as his boss, who buys lunch from another Kaname, who hails a cab that is driven by another Kaname and-

"I WON'T ALLOW THIS!!" Zero said before his brain could go overload. He quickly grabbed Kaname's shoulders and shook the pureblood.

"We need to escape, Kuran. Even if it means working with you!" Zero said. Minutes later, both bishounens wore dark shades like secret agents do and plan their escape. Zero took his iphone and played the song 'Mission Impossble'. As the song was playing, the two bishounens were huddled up together planning their secret escape.

"Hey! What's that sound?" The security asked, as he walked over to Zero and Kaname's cell. Zero forgot that the phone can attract the securities' attention. Stupid him.

"I'm just having fun because I'm going to die later on?" Zero cleverly answered the security, who eventually believed him.

"Hey, you're so mean if you're going to ban me from enjoying the last minutes of my life!" Zero said as he crossed his arms.

"I didn't say anything like that….I was just asking…"

"Kaname, go, distract him…" Zero whispered loud enough for Kaname to hear.

"Now, for enlightenment…" Zero said as he made the security sat infront of the cell.

"Now bretheren! Listen to the words that I will say!! You there! Do you believe in magic?" he asked as he pointed at the amused face of the security.

"Actually I really don't believe in-"

"YOU HAAAVE TO BELIEVE IN MAGIC… YOOOOO HAAAVVV TOOOOOO…" Kaname said, trying to hypnotize the security by his crimson eyes.

"Oooohhh… OMG! YOU HAVE SORE EYESS!! OMG OMG OMG! GET THE F-CK AWAYY!!" the security panicked and took his pepperspray in his pocket and sprayed it on Kaname's oh so beautiful eyes.

"OOOOWWW OW OW OW OOOOWWW! SH-T MAN! THAT HUUURT!" kaname said as he tried to wipe the spray of his eyes. With that, plan A failed.

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"ready… set… DEEEG!" Zero said as he signaled for Kaname to dig in that little rodent hole for an exit. Kaname was like a digging dog, trying to burry his bone, since there were no shovels around, he was using his sharp nails for digging, which eventually had dirt stuck in them.

"Any progress?" Zero asked, looking at the hole Kaname was trying to improve.

"SUCCESS!!" Kaname was very proud of himself as he saw that his hand was able to fit in the hole.

"Stoopeed. We'll never make it till midnight!"

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The securities were all amazed by the show the actors were putting on.

"Zero… have I told you that…. " Kaname whispered, while caressing the cheek of the silverhaired guy.

"…Kaname…sama…" Zero replied, blushing bright redly, his face turned to another direction.

"Don't dare look away from me… Zero…"

"K-Kaname…sama….."

The next thing they know, blood flowed like a fountain from the securities noses. They couldn't handle such sight… such wondrous sight of two pretty boys wooing each other out.

"Ick… I hate blood."

Kaname said as he tried to rub off some blood from his blazer.

"Its over…" Zero said, sitting on the ground.

"Don't lose hope, Kiryuu-kun." Kaname replied, sitting beside his cellmate.

"Kuran…" Zero remembered something he brought with him to prison. He reached out for his bag and brought it out; the barney stuffed toy.

"That thing…" Kaname was startled. It was the toy that he gave Zero since they were children. But he wondered how Zero managed to bring it with him to this kind of place.

"It wasn't hard… Kaname…"

FLASHBACK

"Ichiru, I'll save you!"

"hey! You! You're under arrest!"

"Huh? Wha?!"

"You're being arrested for illegal ownership of bishieness and hot body."

"Whuuuut…."

"c'mon lets go. At least you're arrested for being hot."

"Hmmm… I guess that's something. Okay then."

"Let's go."

"Hey wait. Can I bring my stuffed toy along?"

"Whuuut?!"

"Awww c'mon. it'll be lonely in the cell right?"

"No way."

"NO WAY?! THEN I'M NOT GOING !"

"B-but…"

"I'm not going unless you allow me to bring Barney along!"

"ALRIGHT ALREADY!! BRING IT."

"YEEEEYYY!! THANK YOOOO!!"

"See. It was really hard." Zero said, shaking the barney stuffed toy infront of him. Kaname was kind of irritated watching the stuffed toy dancing like something. After some time, its eyes glowed.

"Bomb mode will self destruct in 3…2…1…"

"what the… HELL?!"

TO BE CONTINUED…

Author's notes: there… I added a little yaoi for this chapter. Ahihihihi! Hope y'all liked it. Anyway here I present Aidou, Kain, Ruka, and Yuki!

FROM X-TWILIGHT-X

Hey x
O.o Chairmans diary? I think the police should read it instead of me...
Heh, life isn't fair Aido.
Gr, Kain should shoot Ruka and save everyone from ever having to hear/read 'omg seriously?!' ever again, rofl.
Wonder why Kain was in such a bad mood...pms? .
Lol, Yuuki's amazing at finding missing people XD 'wears pants and a shirt!'. Well, that cuts out all the naturists then.
Looking forward to the next one XD
Ariana x

Aidou: Yes, I agree with you. Life isn't fair D8

Kain: yes, I have thought about doing that to Ruka but no… hmmm… something seems to be preventing me from doing so… and YES!! I hate her omg thingy-ma-jingy and… please don't type those two words… I find myself burning with irritation already D8. And, why am I such in a bad moon? I'll call you later.

Yuuki: Really?! Awww what a nice compliment! 8D

FROM SCARLET-AND-SNOW

Ei! You forgot to add Shiki...and Rima...

And me... XD

Anyway, I believe that ItchyRoo and ILoveMath...are too stupid not to notice. And Kain's too dramatic for Ruka...what's up with you guys?

Author's notes: owyeah… I forgot to add them D8 and you too . shooweeeee

Kain: dramatic? That word just doesn't fit me. It fits Ruka better. 8D

Ruka: I'm just emotionally unstable because Kaname-sama doesn't notice me… waaaahhhh… do I need to change my looks now? My gender?! Do I need to dye my hair brown?!

Kain: DON'T.EVEN.HAVE.IDEAS.

Ruka: tell meeeee D8

FROM NEUVIEMECIEL

I WANT TO SEE - READ ? - THIS ESCAPE ! There cloths could be thorns off by a lot of things ! :O:O:O I see the scene I my crazy mind ! :O -

Kain need some pills to calm down... And Ruka need to forget how to write "OMG".

And, Zero talk to Ichiru ! They don't even know this was each other ?! What kind of low category twin is that ? :O They should always know and it's the other ! :O The fact that they don't speak for long is not an excuse !

Oh ! Aidou, I'm A+. First quality blood ! And I don't get the power to freeze everybody... So, I'd need your help to do that ! xD I'm not a vampire... Even thought I got fangs, hate sun, find blood taste good, sleep the day... OH GOD ! AM I A VAMPIRE ?!

Kain: yes. I do need some pills to calm down, and yes. I want her to forget those freaking annoying words… gah. Do you have anything to suggest so that she will stop writing those words?

Aidou: A+ huuuuh?? Lemme think about it. -,..,- … OMG maybe you ARE a vampire! Say, why don't you enroll here in Cross Academy? I'll trade Akatsuki for you as a roommate! :3

FROM JACKY-JACK

Yay! Kana-chan! He loves me!! acorns are cool and so are you! and Im O+!

Kaname: -surfing from the prison cell- ?? are acorns cool? Hmmm I didn't know. O+?? hmmm that's my kind of blood :D

Author's notes:

So I guess that' it for this chappie… anyway, see you on the part 2 of this!! XD