Chapter 2: Billy
A super-sized cherry flavored Sour Patch Kid strolled down the beach, and approached an old woman as she dragged her grocery sacks along.
"May I help you with that, Ma'am?" he asked sweetly.
"Why thank you, young man," she said as she passed him her bags. They continued walking side-by-side for a few minutes before a sudden mood swing seemed to befall the Sour Patch Kid, so that he was no longer sweet but sour. He took her eggs out of her sack and began to throw them at her.
"Ahhh, somebody please help me!"
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The creepy hooded figure had left after saying that Billy was an interesting character without delving into further details.
"So uh…what now?" asked Kairi.
"Garsh, I don't know…but I think I like this lantern costume…" said Goofy in response. This answer of course, caused the entire group to look at him funny. He struck quite the odd picture as you could only see his head, hands, and feet as well as his torso and waist if you looked through the foggy plastic that composed the center.
A blood-curdling scream rent the air, causing everyone to jump in surprise.
"That sounds like our first call to action!" exclaimed Sora excitedly.
"I still don't understand why we can't just fight like normal, but I'll play along with your little game…" said Riku, ever the negative one. The group sprinted off in search of trouble.
It didn't take long to look, as Destiny Islands really isn't that large in its total land area. They came upon the scene of an elderly woman being bombarded by eggs thrown by none other than a Sour Patch Kid.
"Stop fiend!" exclaimed Sora.
The Sour Patch Kid froze in shock, but then began to pelt the superheroes with eggs.
"Make me!" he yelled defiantly. Riku walked up to him, and was about to knock him over when bats flew out of no where. He jumped…for some reason.
"Riku, are you afraid of bats?" asked Sora.
"Ummm…no." He jumped when one flew low overhead. "Okay, maybe a little… Sora, why don't you go and smash the little guy? You're Superman, after all…so that makes you invincible."
"You're right!" Sora trudged up to him through the eggs and grabbed the sugar coated miscreant by the arm.
"This-this thing was helping me carry my groceries when all of a sudden it attacked me…"
"Wait a minute, aren't Sour Patch Kids supposed to be sour first and then sweet…?" asked Kairi.
"Darn it! I did it again!" exclaimed the life-size candy.
"What's your name anyway?" asked Sora.
"Billy… Why, what's it to ya?"
"This is the evil plotting to take over the worlds?" asked Riku. "You've got to be kidding me."
"How'd you know of my plans?" asked Billy dejectedly. He thought that he'd kept them top secret… Well, mostly top secret. "You read my Myspace, didn't you?" he accused.
"Not exactly…" stated Donald.
"Hey look, it's a radioactive Furby!" exclaimed Billy. Everyone turned to look, and Sora about fainted from fright. In that moment of distraction, Billy ripped his arm apart so that Sora was left holding his detached hand, regenerated it, and sprinted off. "Haha, Suckers!"
The radioactive Furby had actually been on the premises, and as Billy ran by he grabbed a hold of the Furby and ran off with him.
"Aw man, he got away…" said Sora. "I wonder what his arm tastes like…" Before anyone could protest the action, he stuffed the small wad of sugar into his mouth and smiled, satisfied.
"Uh…Sora, you don't know where that's been," said Kairi.
"Tastes fine to me!" he said through a full mouth.
"That is…disgusting," stated Riku.
Suddenly, the creepy hooded guy appeared.
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Billy had taken Furby to his secret lair located in Sora's basement. Sora should've discovered it a long time ago, but due to his phobia of kryptonite, he avoided the place as he thought a secret stash was kept down there.
"So…basically, you want me to join you so that I scare off Superman?"
"Yep, that's the plan."
"Well, okay, but what's in it for me?"
"After I've gained total domination of the worlds, I shall rid you of your glow stick curse."
"You've got yourself a deal then!" exclaimed Furby.
"Good… Now down to business. In order to accomplish worlds' domination we've got to move location. I am sure we'll be discovered if we stay here for much longer."
"How are you so sure?"
"I posted the location on my Myspace."
"Why?"
"Because-oh, I really don't know. Anyway, we're taking one of those gummy bear ships to a place called Candy Land."
"You mean gummi ships right? I wouldn't mind going to Candy Land…sounds tasty."
"Okay then, we'll leave right away. But before we leave this world we need to do some abducting."
"All right!" A gummi ship appeared…in the shape of a gummy bear. Furby shrugged his shoulders and hopped in.
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The sun had completely set below the horizon, making the creepy hooded guy look, well…creepier in the moonlight.
"You bumbling idiots! You let that diabolical piece of giant candy escape!"
"Who are you anyway…?" asked Sora, acting completely ignorant of the creepy hooded guy's apparent rage.
This caught him off guard, "That's for me to know and you to find out… Anyway, his secret lair is located in your basement, Sora."
"Really? I never knew that."
"You don't ever go down into your basement?" asked Kairi, bewildered.
"Uh…no…it's kind of creepy."
"Well, let's head over there and see what we can find." As they started walking, X-files music began to play and a beam of light shone down on Kairi, Donald, and Goofy.
"What the-?" asked Riku.
"This is an alien abduction. Come towards the light and no one will get hurt."
"No, Kairi, Donald, Goofy…DON'T go towards the light!" But it was too late. Wonder Woman, Hawk Duck, and the Green Lantern were absorbed into the ship before it took off.
"Drat, now you're going to have to travel to another world in order to rescue them…" muttered the creepy hooded guy.
"What? You know where the aliens took them?"
"You Idiot! Sora, those were not aliens!" exclaimed Riku.
"You are correct, Batman. That was Billy. Now, you must travel to Candy Land and save your friends."
"Candy Land? What-like the little kid's board game? You're joking right?" asked Riku.
"Nope, I'm perfectly serious. You'll find a gummi ship located in your basement, Superman. Good luck, and hopefully I'll see you again someday."
"What else is in my basement that I don't know about…?" asked Sora as they began to walk to Sora's house.
"Maybe you would know if you wouldn't let yourself get so paranoid of stupid things."
"At least I'm not afraid of bats…" he grumbled in response. They walked in silence for the rest of the way and when they arrived to Sora's house, Riku trudged right on down the basement stairs, while Sora hesitated at the top.
"Do I really have to go down there…?" he asked squeamishly.
"You dragged me into this stupid escapade, so yes." Sora gulped and took his first step down…and ended up tripping and landing in a heap at the bottom.
"Ow… This place is cursed…"
"See, this place isn't so bad," stated Riku, paying no attention to Sora's predicament.
"Whatever you say…" A gummi ship sat around waiting for them, but it was covered in cobwebs and a sign hung on the door that said "Out of Order."
"Now what?" asked Sora.
da marshmallow: Welp, that's it for chapter two. I hope y'all like it so far…Otherwise, I really don't have much to say so please leave a review and tell me what ya think. Review replies will be posted on my AOL journal which is my homepage, so I'd really like to hear from everyone. : )
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Justice League, Sour Patch Kids, Furby, Myspace, X-Files, Candy Land…uh…I think that's it but usually there's something that I forget so…I don't own that thing either.