Author's Notes:

OMG guys I really missed you all honest. Finally updating this chapter! Gaaah hope you'll all enjoy this!! College life really is stressful… anyway… please enjoy!

Night 21: Prison Break Part 2!!

Shiki, Ichijo, Rima and Ruka were all watching the flat screen tv that Kaname gave them as a gift for last Christmas which they cannot fully enjoy because they have been arguing about what channel to watch. Shiki prefers the cooking channel, Rima the online shopping, Ichijo, the English 101 and Rima the fashion show. They were all arguing about different channels in one television! OMGWTFBBQ.

"Hey guys! Can someone help me with this?! " Aidou asked as he was running down the stairs that he stripped, and stood up again while waving the notebook on his hand, and mouthing a pencil on his lips.

"Its our logic assignment actually. I wouldn't be studying this much for logic… but I won't allow AND even accept that if I don't answer this questions correctly, my reputation will be down the drain!! And I don't want to get a failing grade in Logic. Please guys help mee…. Pleaaaaaaaaaase… The dorm head won't even bother teaching me. He just gave a clue saying… you need to think philosophically in order to answer these questions but eetsss soooo haaarrd too understaaaand… I mean his words are scribbles to me, anyone?! Help?" he asked. But the people seemed to be amazed with the flat screen in front of them. Sighing, he turns to the readers.

"Hey guys? Help me, pretty please? I know you're all smart out there. The least I can do is to have a date whoever helps me with this question! Sayyy… here goes: A father and his son met a motorbike accident. The father was rushed to the hospital, but on his way, the father died, and his son was sent to the emergency room. As soon as the son arrived, when the surgeon examined the kid, the surgeon said, 'I cannot operate because that's my son'. C'mon guys… I really don't get it… D8 help me please?? Thanks very much to all of you! Mwa mwa mwaaaah!!"

Kain was startled to see his cousin kissing the monitor of their laptop. Is he going nuts?!

"Oi, Hanabusa… what are you doing?" Kain asked as he slowly went down the stairs.

"Akatsukiiii… I can't find a way to solve this… I mean… I've thought of many possible answers but I'm not sure whether it's the right one or what?! D8 it's horrible…" Aidou began to cry. Kain snatched his cuz's notebook from his arm and read it. After a minute, he sighed, gave the notebook again to his cousin and said,

"If you won't be able to answer that, I don't wanna know you anymore. It's so damn easy."

"Easy for you to say!"

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BOOOM!!

After a huge explosion, a hole was made on the wall.

"Holy smoking cow." Zero muttered as he saw the big hole on the wall. Big enough for them to escape the horrors of the prison.

"Well, good thing I planted a bomb in there. I'm smart, am I?" Kaname said as he began to praise himself.

"Y'mean that bomb was really made for me?" Zero asked as he turned quite furious at Kaname.

"Well, what can I say? From the start I knew that we were going to be rivals so I planned it a little bit earlier."

"Son of a SENSORED…."

Kaname's eyes widened. He didn't know that Zero could seriously curse and call him names just like that.

"Hey, what's going on there? What's that noise all about?"

As soon as they heard the securities, they hurried to move closer to the whole. Surprised they were when they saw Cross Academy just beside their cell.

"WTF…"

They even saw the Chairman confusingly staring at them for some unknown reason. He had his wide smile up to his ears and he was waving rather mockingly at them. He didn't even know that they were imprisoned because of senseless reasons. Oh brother.

"Let's go." Kaname said as he began to push Zero towards the hole.

"Are you nuts?! That is 50 feet to the ground! Are you planning to kill me?!" Zero asked.

"Well, actually, I am."

"WHAAAAAAAAT THEEEEE-"

"But since I know that this story is going to take a bit longer than expected, I'll forget my real motives this time. Here. Wear this." Kaname said before he got a bunny eared headband from his pocket and a huge backpack from his pocket. Wow how does he do that?

"Nice pocket." Zero complimented.

"Why, thank you." Kaname replied and immediately made Zero wear the backpack.

"What is this for?" Zero asked, as he watched Kaname wear bunny eared headbands and the pink backpack.

"This is for coolness."

"We might get arrested again."

"Well, I you still have other stuffed toys that I sent…"

"WHAT?! You mean all of them-"

"Are bombs."

"WHAT?!"

"Don't worry. I'll treat you to dinner later."

"Okaay…? That was so totally random but fine. I choose Shakey's."

"Pizza Hut."

"oh what the hell…"

3…2…1…

JUMP!!

The two bishounens did. As they were 25 feet below, their parachutes opened. Maan… their parachutes were pink kitties that has a pink flower on their right ear. Well… better than Hello Kitty.

"Wtf, Kuran. You're so gay."

"Are you mocking me?!"

"Kinda."

"Oh."

"We are still going to eat at Pizza Hut."

"SHAKEY'S!!"

"I'm the one who's treating you."

"And I'm the one being treated, so I get to choose where I wanna eat."

"FINE!"

"WOOOT! I won! HEHEH! Wittier than a pureblood!"

"Are you mocking me?!"

Meanwhile, Yuki was totally desperate to look for the two missing persons.

"Please! Anyone! Have you seen these?!" she asked the students as she gave out fliers of pictures of Zero and Kaname which she got from photobucket and handed it out to the students. It wasn't a waste of ink really. They were two totally hot guys. Actually, the others were even paying for it. So Yuki was glad to have it as a business, at the same time, a job. Then not for long, something heavy landed on her back… followed by another heavy thing.

"Oww… heeey get off meee…"

When she got to her senses and stood up. She saw the faces of men that she printed.

"OMGZ." She said.

"OMG… Kuran… were back…" Zero couldn't believe that they were back. Kuran was amazed too. The two guys held each other's hands and giggled and jumped for joy.

"Heehee… OMG were totally baaaackk!!"

Yuki was jawdropped. What happened exactly to these guys?

The answer?

Well… See you next night.

TO BE CONTINUED…

There! Kinda feeling drowsy now so I'll give you the interview portion !! Dandandandaaandadnandandandandadadadadadaaaaan!! Daaaaaaaan … puffpuffpuff… okay.. here I present Yuki, Kain, and Aidou!!

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FROM X-TWILIGHT-X

Hey x
Whoa, a Barney bomb?! Awesome! ...well, aslong as the bishounens don't go bang! Yay for the yaoi! The blood was gross though. Bloods very hard to get out y'know Kaname.

Heh, the 'magic' didn't help your eyes XD That bit had me in stitches! I think I broke my lung laughing...ow...damn Kaname...

...Yuki's age exceeds her braincells apparently...Your welcome?

Sorry for typing the words . How about OG Sly?! You'll call me? You have my number? Damn, I need to stop giving my number out to randomers on the street, huh?

Looking forward to the next one.

Ariana&Christine x

Yuki: OMG, you broke something? Awww poor girl… you should see a psychiatrist! 8D… Really?! O.o am I getting that old already? Ohmygosh D8 I didn't know… wait… how old am I already?? OMG… what date is it today?! Date? Hour?! OMGOSH!!

Kain: Oh boy. She's experiencing braincell damage again… can someone please get a stretcher? Thank you.

Minutes later…

FROM SCARLET-AND-SNOW

Plan A has failed. So terribly sorry Kaname, but if that Barney explodes, your face will be deformed and all of your fans will turn to Kain instead. Then Aido will have to cry endlessly until he transforms into Ukitake of Bleach, or probably Urahara... XD

Kain! Don't forget to hate Ruka and love me instead! But I'm really thinking of switching to Shiki instead. Pity. The poor bloke's probably dyed his hair blond, and Rima, red. Maybe switched identities. Then there goes Ichijo. I wonder what he'll say if Kaname gets deformed...hm...

Aidou: Ukitake or Urahara hm?? I'd rather choose Urahara because I dun wanna have tuberculosis. Man that thing sucks and can take your life away! It's pretty scary you know! D8

Kain: Hmmm… maybe I can do that… say… want me to fix you up on a date with the vice or Shiki here?

Rima: AHEM!!

Kain: uh… lemme rephrase that…

FROM NEUVIEMECIEL

BARNEY !
Loving Purple Monster !

This lovely Barney is a bomb ?! DAMN YOU KANAME-SAMA ! Exploded/burned people aren't sexy AT ALL ! AT AL ! They could be naked, it's not sexy ! They could be WHATEVER : NOT SEXY ! Plus ! This is ruining a WONDERFULL Barney-purple-loving-dancing-singing-dinosaur !

Kain : You could hit her, like maybe 20 times will do hit, with a frying pan. This Frying pan have to be pink with green flower. After, you put her for five to seven hours in ice, than you make melt the ice with a every hot fire. Than it's cook ! It's delicious with ice cream and strawberry !

Aidou : Thanks for offering me ! But, I'm not sure if I'm a vampire now that I think about it. My eyes never got red. And it could be dangerous for Kain to be my roommate, I'm sure he'd lost himself in... Well, all the bra and stuff on the ground and everywhere. (And not love the bunny drawing that I'll surely put on the wall xD)

And wait ! The bomb will made explode the jail ! They're vampire so they'll heal and be sexy again... GOOD KANAME-SAMA ! Being evil's serving you !

Kain: O.o really? Maybe I should give it a try 8D. I'll share it with you sometime! But It'd be a hard time to find a frying pan that's pink with a green flower. I'll list that up on my shopping list. –winkwink-

Aidou: D8 aww why not? Awww… The eyes? Hahha… Those are just computer effects to make the movie more interesting! Hahaha!! As for Kain to be your room mate… DON'T WORRY! I could always kick him out of the dorm room for ya! 8D OH! OH! You draw bunnies?! Awesooome!!

Anyway, that'll be all guys! See you next night!