Chapter 3: Pimp my Gummi Ship

"Do you really have a cherry flavor?" asked the radioactive Furby as he reclined in the passenger seat of the gummi ship. In the interior there were several fancy TV sets, all a bit excessive and unnecessary, and something you'd probably see on "Pimp My Ride."

"Uh…I don't know… I've never tasted myself. Don't get any ideas either."

"Just wondering… it wasn't like I was going to try to eat you or anything…" Furby flipped through the channels of one of the ten flat screens, finally settling on "Pimp my Gummi Ship."

"And on today's show, we have two super guys that are in a bit of a fix, and in need of some help. Let's welcome Superman and Batman onto the show! We are going to spiff up their broken down gummi ship!" exclaimed the host, a rather fiendish looking Furby with lots of bling.

"Uh Boss…aren't those the guys-?"

"Shut up, I'm trying to drive…" said Billy grumpily.

Sora and Riku waved nervously at the camera, and then the view changed to focus on their beaten up gummi ship with the out of order sign on it.

"Let's get to work boys!" he yelled, and several Furbies appeared on the scene. "And now for a commercial break."

The screen went black before the commercial came on.

Surprisingly, Sora was the star of this commercial. In his hand was a bottle of Febreeze. He was spinning around in circles spraying it in the air of a small room and onto the sparse furnishings of a couch and some curtains. When the bottle was empty he pushed his face up into the curtains, smelling away at the intense fragrance.

In the background, a disgruntled Kairi burst into the room, being chased by none other than a…7Up machine?

"Sora…HELP ME!" she screamed as cans flew at her. However, Sora was completely oblivious to her plight and continued taking in the freshness of Febreeze.

A quote came up on the bottom of the screen, "Yeah…it's that good."

The screen flashed black again and "Pimp my Gummi Ship" was back on.

"We have successfully completed 'pimping' this rusty hunk of junk, and now it's time to see what we have done."

"Superman, Batman, come take a look at your remodeled gummi ship!" The camera flashed to the remodeled version. Basically, all they had done was remove the out of order sign. Crickets chirped in the background.

"You…you just removed the stupid sign?!" exclaimed Riku.

"Looks can be deceiving. We also installed turbo jet engines, fifty flat screen tvs, a Playstation 3, and two iPods with speakers. Oh and a mini-McDonalds in case you get hungry. Just so y'all people out there know, "Pimp my Gummi Ship" fully sponsors McDonalds in its plans for total domination of the worlds. Anyway, show them the real outside!"

Several Furby's ripped off some sort of filmy layer that covered the outside of the car, revealing a slick black paint job with flames shooting down the sides.

"Holy cow! This is awesome!" shouted Sora, as he leaped into the ship. "Now we can save our friends for sure!" Riku hopped into the driver's side and they pulled off.

Furby whistled appreciatively at the splendor of the remodeled gummi ship, and turned his attention to outside of his window…where he happened to see a gummi ship that looked exactly like the one he'd just seen not even seconds ago on the television screen. At first, it didn't hit, but he suddenly jumped out of his chair.

"Boss! It's them; they've found us!"

"That's not possible. We left them with the broken gummi ship."

"They got their ship pimped. I was just trying to tell you that they were on TV, on 'Pimp my Gummi Ship.'"

"WHAT?!" Billy looked out of Furby's window to find himself looking at Riku and Sora's gummi ship. Sora waved from the passenger seat, but then turned his attention back to the Playstation 3 game that he was playing.

It was far too late to lose them and lead them away from their destination as they were within the gravitational pull of Candy Land.

"Ooooooh…candy…" mumbled Furby has his eyes widened and saliva gathered in the corners of his beak. The world looked like a giant Hershey's Kiss.

"I think we're just going to have to dump off our prisoners so that we can lead them away from our hideout." Billy hit the eject button as they pulled close to the ground, and Furby went flying through the roof. "Oops…wrong button." He pressed another one, and Kairi and Goofy were ejected from the ship, but he kept Donald. It would be useful to have at least one hostage.

XxXxXxXxXx

"This ship is so cool! There's so many TVs! You can watch fifty stations at once!"

"I was thinking we'd sell all the extra ones on eBay… There's not really any need for fifty of them."

"Aww man… Can we puh-leeze keep them?"

"You sound like I'm telling you to sell puppies or something. There is absolutely no reason to have fifty TVs."

"Fine…" muttered Sora sulkily. He'd gotten bored of the Playstation 3, and Billy hadn't been that hard to catch up with…especially due to the help of the new jet engine. He gazed out the front window for a moment, his eyes locking longingly on the humongous Hershey's Kiss that loomed ahead.

"I guess that's Candy Land…" he said dreamily.

"No…it's Dungland," stated Riku sarcastically. They entered its atmosphere and prepared to land.

"What's that awful stench?" asked Sora as a nasty smell pierced through the gummi ship. "Did you fart?"

"Uh…Sora, look outside." Sora blanched when he did so, looking at a scene so gross that it shall not be described here. "I wasn't being serious…but…ewwww…" They spotted Billy up ahead once again and locked onto his trail.

XxXxXxXxXx

Billy seethed in frustration as he re-abducted Kairi and Goofy, and picked up Furby before blasting out of the atmosphere. "

They had managed to land on relatively clean parts of the world, but the odor that permeated the air was almost unbearable.

"I thought you said we were going to Candy Land," said Furby.

"It's the next world…I was slightly off on my navigation."

They flew over to another world that looked like a Giant Hershey's Hug. "There we go, this is definitely it." Billy flew down the ground, and once again ejected Kairi and Goofy from the trunk. He guided the gummi ship to a secluded alcove among the Peppermint Forest where his secret lair would be hidden.

XxXxXxXxXx

The handle of Goofy's lantern costume had caught on the edge of a cliff, leaving him hanging helplessly over something, which he couldn't see due to the width of the costume's stomach. He struggled to try and find some sort of handhold, but froze when a dark shadow fell over him…

da marshmallow: I hope y'all liked the cliffhanger XD. Anywhoo, please review!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Justice League, Candy Land, Sour Patch Kids, Hershey's, Furby, PS3, Febreeze, "Pimp my Ride," McDonalds, and anything else I forgot to mention.