Author's Notes:

Hmmm kinda quick update I guess? You be the judge. The data was going through my mind over and over so I guess I just needed to type it in words. I'm very sorry for the last chapter. There were so many typos. One part is that when Aidou was running down the stairs to show his assignment, he actually tripped, not stripped… and the hole on the cell thingy. I think I typed one with a 'w'. So there… I needed to clear those things out. Anyway, here I present …..

Night 21: The Gay Gas

Yuki had her jaw dropped upon seeing the two guys held each others hand and giggled for joy. WTF. Whatever happened to these two?

"Zero! Kaname-sempai! I'm so glad you're both here and safe!" she said, hugging the two men together.

"EEEEKkk… don't touch me." Kaname said as he shoved off some of Yuki's passed dirt to his blazer.

"O.o" was the expression of Yuki's face.

"Yeah… don't even go near us. Hahhaa… we don't go for girls." Zero said as he giggled some more with Kaname.

"WTH. The chairman must know about what happened to these people."

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"Akatsukeeee! I give uuupp.. what's the answeeeeeeeer?" Aidou pleaded to his cousin. It was already 5 am. 8 hours of actually studying and analyzing the same problem. Kain was actually out of his mind already. It was his mistake to make his cousin find the answer out. Everytime he falls asleep, his cousin eventually pokes him to death and wakes him up and ask him, "IS THIS THE RIGHT ANSWER?!"

"OKAY! I give up. Sheesh. Hanabusa. You weren't even going to let me have my sleep. It's so simple. The surgeon was his MOTHER."

A Pause.

"WHuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttt?! That's eeet?! I can't believe how stupid I was!" Hanabusa actually slapped himself on the forehead. "Sheesh. That was tough… I can't believe it!! I'm so styoooooopeeeeeeed." Kain actually heard his cousin underestimate himself, and hitting his forehead again and again.

"Now, let's go to sleep?" Kain asked as he began to stand from the chair he was actually sitting on. His butt kinda hurt already.

"WAIT! That was only number one. We have to answer 49 others!"

"WTF?!"

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"So that's what happened?" Chairman asked again, confirming Yuki's report.

"Yes… they were suddenly giggling and holding each other's hand. It's a disgrace! I was supposed to attract both of them and make a love triangle out of it!! Man…" Yuki said to herself.

"I had Yagari inspect the barney stuffed toy that was in Zero's room. Actually all of it contained substances to make a nuclear bomb… and some gay potions.."

"GAY POTIONS?!

"SO I've heard. It was Kaname's doing all along. I've read it in his diary." Chairman said as he fixed his glasses.

"You mean you read their diaries?!"

"Well, yea. I taught him to write all his thoughts in his diary since he was a child. You too, and Zero. IN that way, I can easily find out if something's wrong with you, my dear children." He answered. Yuki gave a thought about it. He was right after all.

Suddenly, the door banged open.

"Yagari?" Chairman was startled and he stood up his chair.

"Kaien… bad news… Ichiru is.."

Kaien's eyes widened and went immediately to the room where Ichiru was inspecting the other stuffed animals in Zero's room. Couldn't help her curiosity, Yuki followed.

"OH MY HEAVENLY BODY!!" Kaien freaked out as he opened the door of Zero's room. There was Ichiru, standing barefooted on Zero's bed, with emo headphones on his ears singing…

"YOOO!! AI WANNA TEK YOOO TOOO DA GAYY BAAHHH! AI WAANNA TEK YOO TOOO DA GEYBAAH! AI WANNA TEK YOO TO DAAA GEYBAH GAYBAH GEHBAHHHH WOOOOOOOOO!! Hahahaha!!"

Ichiru was enjoying himself fully, as he swung his hips to any direction he wanted.

"OMHB, is this the effect of the gay potion?" Kaien asked Toga who was staring at his disciple on the bed.

"It seems to be. I find it sexy." Yagari replied.

"WHAAT?! Are you crazy?!"

Not too long, a flying turtleneck shirt hit Yagari's face. Ichiru was actually starting to strip his clothes off.

"PG 18!!" Kaien said as he quickly covered Yuki's eyes.

"Hey! I wanna see!!" Yuki tried to take the chairman's hand of her eyes but no prevail.

"Yagari, you need to solve this problem before it gets out to the other dorms." Kaien said as he stared seriously at the vampire hunter.

"Gotcha."

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Rima was actually planning to change her hair back to the old style. Curly locks actually doesn't fit her. She was headed to the bathroom, planning to wash her hair first before experimenting further on it. As soon as she opened the door, she freaked out.

"OMGAAAAA!!"

She was totally startled to see Kain lying on the floor.

"Akatsuki?! Are you alright?!" She asked as she checked her comrade for a pulse. He was still alive luckily.

"Akatsuki, do you hear me?! Answer me if you hear me!!"

"Musstaaayaawaaayyyfroooommm… geeekcuzzzz…" he mumbled.

"…What? " Rima asked , once again.

"Neeeeeeeeeedddddsssssssllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppp……. Cuz planssssssss too keeeeel… miiii."

Rima didn't understand. Then something popped in her mind.

"Stay there. I'm going to get help from your cousin."

"NO!! Don't please… I'll do anything .. just don't make me face that freak D8."

"Oh… I'm sorry…"

"RIMA DEAR?!"

Rima was startled. She knows that voice. But she didn't quite believe her ears.

"Rima dear?? Yoo hooo…"

Rima immediately ran out of the bathroom.

"Goodness gracious, Senri Shiki?! " Rima couldn't believe her eyes when she saw the brown haired guy wearing her night class uniform with wearing a terribly pinkish blush on, on his cheek, and very dark eyeliners.

"Hey darling. I was wondering where you kept your lipstick. I was gonna borrow it for a while. See here. My lips are chapping." Shiki said as he points to his terribly dry lips.

"Shiki! Don't worry. You can borrow mine." Ichijo entered the scene, offering his hot pink lipstick to Shiki.

"Gee, thanks! Heehee…"

With both THUDS, Kain and Rima both fell on the bathroom floor.

"This isn't happening…"

TO BE CONTINUED…