Chapter 4: Candy Land

Sora had begun to play Guitar Hero, a game which he had never before played, on expert mode. His fingers constantly missed the notes as he did a terrible job of playing the songs.

Riku became distracted by Sora's horrendous playing and before long he'd lost sight of Billy and dark cliffs loomed up in front of him. He managed to veer sharp enough so that they didn't perform a nose dive into it, but the left wing was clipped. Flames burst forth from the broken wing, and the gummi ship began to spiral crazily in an out of control dive to the ground.

"Sora! We're fixing to crash!" Sora was too absorbed in the game to notice, and as the ship spiraled he nailed all of the notes in a tricky guitar solo in "Through the Fire and the Flames."

"Earth to Sora, HELLO!" Riku shoved Sora, causing his fingers to slip.

"WHAT?"

"We're about to crash…"

"Why didn't you say so be-?" The ship slammed into a tree and purple balls of mush rained down onto the battered ship. Riku moaned as he managed to make his way out of the destruction. When the intense dizziness that had overwhelmed him subsided, he looked around for Sora…who was nowhere in sight.

"Sora?"

There was no response. It was dead silent…except for a constant popping noise. It almost sounded like…bubble wrap.

"Hello, Sora?" He moved aside some of the debris and found Sora wrapped in a suit of bubble wrap popping all of the individual air bubbles.

"Riku, you saved me!"

"What the heck are you wearing?"

"It's bubble wrap armor! It makes me more invincible so I can be uh…more Superman-ish."

"You never cease to weird me out… Anyway, let's figure out where we are."

"I see London…" came a deep voice.

"Who's there?" asked Sora.

"I see France…"

"Show yourself!" exclaimed Riku as Sora and he took up defensive positions.

"I see someone's bright red underpants!"

"D-did that t-t-tree just talk?" said Sora.

"I am not just any t-t-tree, thank you very much. I am a plum tree. Name's Plumpy."

"Let's walk away really slowly…" mumbled Riku just loud enough for Sora to hear as they began to inch away. As soon as they were away from the trees sweeping branches, they burst into a full fledged sprint, leaving the talking tree behind.

"Wait, don't go! I have plums!"

"Not plums!" screamed Sora in absolute terror. With their capes billowing behind them, they crossed over a chocolate river with the use of a rainbow bridge. As soon as the talking tree was out of sight they stopped for breath. "That reminded me of Willy Wonka's evil little factory… Those darn Oompa Loompas…"

Riku rolled his eyes, "You are paranoid of way too many things…"

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Kairi sullenly trudged along through brown muck. It smelled good, but as the saying goes scents can be deceiving. Or is it looks? Anyway, the chocolate look and smell did not appeal to her. Suddenly, she hit a rock and performed a mudslide head first.

She sat up sputtering, caked in chocolate. She licked her lips as she stood.

I suppose things could be worse… This of course is the last thing that any character in a fanfiction should ever think or say.

As she continued her walk, something colossal crept up behind her.

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Billy sighed contentedly as he roughly secured Donald's wings behind his back and tied him to a candy cane.

His dreams of becoming a TV star had been shattered, due to his dyslexia. Most Sour Patch Kids grew up to be actors in commercials. He would show them…he would become far more famous than any actor could ever be. He began to laugh maniacally which scared the heebie-jeebies out of his glowing minion.

"Boss…are you okay?"

"What are you lookin' at?"

Furby quickly turned the other direction, "Just candy canes."

"That's what I thought…"

"So…uh, what do you want to do now, Boss?"

"Go amuse yourself for the time being. If you run into Superman and Batman bring them in. I've got some diabolical thingy-majigs to take care of."

Furby waddled off, in search of entertainment while Billy focused his thoughts. The first thing on his to do list was to perfect his Sour-Patch…ness.

"First I'm sour then I'm sweet…sour then sweet. Sour then sweet…sour then sweet." He approached Donald, who eyed him apprehensively. With a hammer in his left hand, Billy was ready to nail this.

"What are you doing with that hammer?" asked Donald.

"I'm—uh…uh…uh? I'm going to be sweet and then sour!"

"You mean sour and then sweet?"

"Don't contradict me, Duck. I rehearsed this! Would you like some cake?"

"Sure…" Billy untied Donald and handed him a plate with some chocolate cake on it. "Thanks?"

"No problemo! Enjoy!"

The cute bubbliness that had been etched into his cherry features abruptly vanished and was replaced by a look of extreme anger.

"Have some more cake!" Billy slammed the desert into Donald's face as he laughed triumphantly and retied the duck. "Mwahahahahaha! I did it, now I need to go brag!" He strolled off happily in search of his loyal…or at least obedient minion.

"Furby!"

There was no response. Although, there was the peculiar smell of charred feathers…

"OW! OW! OW!" The sound of electric zaps reached Billy's ears and he stumbled upon Furby playing a game of "Operation." Furby was very unsuccessfully trying to retrieve a wrench from his patient's heart.

"You bumbling fool, what do you think you're doing?"

"Playing Oper-OW!"

"Okay… How are you playing? You don't have any thumbs…or hands for that matter."

"I-…" The tweezers clattered to the peppermint littered ground. "I really don't know." The Radioactive Furby had glowing hair sticking up at odd angles, and the static electricity was so great that the waves shimmered in the surrounding air.

"Nevermind. I have performed the greatest feat of my entire life! I was sweet and then sour!"

"Um…Boss, I hate to break it to you, but it's supposed to be the other way around."

"Wha-?" Billy's mouth dropped open in disbelief as he stomped off. "Errrrr! Go do something useful! Find Superman and Batman, anything, I don't care! I have a meeting with Furbina!"

"F-F-Furbina?" Now it was Furby's turn to let his beak fall open like window blinds. He sputtered after a fly flew into his gaping mouth, and hurried after Billy. "She's here? REALLY?" In his extreme happiness, he failed to pay much attention to his boss' foul mood.

"Didn't I just order you to do something?"

"Oh, yeah, right Boss I'm on it!" Furby glided through the candy canes, feeling lighter than air. His dream girl was on Candy Land.

da marshmallow: I really don't know how Furby was playing "Operation" without any hands… Anywhoo, reviews would be greatly appreciated! They give me inspiration. : )

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Justice League, Furby, Sour Patch Kids, Guitar Hero, Through the Fire and the Flames by…someone…I don't remember but I have no musical talents unless it comes to playing the flute and "Mary Had a Little Lamb" on the piano so I obviously have no involvement with that song except for frustration when trying to beat it on Expert mode… Ahem, I also do not own Candy Land, Operation, and Willy Wonka as well as his Oompa Loompas. And I also do not own anything I forgot to mention which is obviously not mine.