Night 25: Rehabilitation Center for Gays

Ah, Disneyland. The place where every kid dreams to be. Balloons, fun and games… rides for excitement… but not for these two lads… they were both forever stuck in the infirmary for about three weeks now.

The doctor was holding a set of pictures and shows it infront of the amazed Kaname who was sitting on a hamburger chair, while Zero was watching the set of Barney shows while waiting for his turn.

"Now, Kaname. I want you to tell me what this is." The doctor said as he held a picture of dumbbells infront of Kaname.

Kaname stared blankly at the picture for a moment then began thinking.

"Uuhhhh… "

"That's right. Keep going. It's good that you're thinking Kaname." The doctor was very proud.

"Conceiler?" Kaname asked. The doctor slapped his forehead.

'No, No, No, you're doing it wrong, Kaname.' He thought to himself. 'Damn them. They don't pay me a lot to do this until they go back to their senses.'

"These are dumbbells, Kaname."

Kaname raised an eyebrow.

"How come they're dumb bells? They're not shaped like bells, and most of all, they're not dumb." Kaname answered. The doctor was brought to cheer.

"Such good reasoning!" the doctor exclaimed.

Kaname's eyes and smile went bigger. Perhaps this is the last test that the stupid psychiatrist wanted him to do.

"That is a very good first step!"

"DARN IT!"

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The doctor showed another set of pictures infront of the emotionally unstable Zero.

"Zero..? Focus alright? Now what is this?" the doctor asked as he showed a picture of a lollipop to the dumbfounded Zero.

"lollipoppps….." he answered, whispering.

"VERY GOOD!" the doctor was very happy because his patient finally showed some improvement unlike the other one.

"Damn Zero. Why is he better than me? Hmp." Kaname said to himself as he crossed his arms.

"how about this?" the doctor asked once again, shifting to another picture card which showed popcorns.

"Popcorn"

"EXCELLENT!! And this?" the doctor asked showing him a picture of Barney. Seeing this, Zero was totally speechless.

"Buh… buh.. "

"Yes? Go on…?"

As he was staring at the picture of the scary purple dino, some scary pictures flashed into his mind. Some Roller Coaster Crashing, bombs exploding, parachutes, bunny ears, popcorns, pink cotton candies.

"My twin… dieeed." He suddenly burst into tears.

"My twin died infront of meee…" he sobbed and sobbed. He covered his eyes but those weird noises still goes out of his nose. Then some snorting sounds occurred, and some liquid was running from his nose.

"Zero?? Poor lad… witnessing your brother's death isn't your fault. You brother didn't die because of you." The doctor said, trying to calm his patient down. As he was watching , Kaname felt his heart being torn into pieces. He couldn't bear to watch someone dear to him cry like this… he was watching a mouse that was caught in the trap because of a piece of cheese.

"It's all my fauuuuuuuuuulttttttttttttttttttttttt…… I'm gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy I deserve eeeeeeeeeeetttttt……. I'm eeeeemooooooooooooooooooo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

"Zero!" the doctor raised his voice.

"Sniff sniff… whaaat?" Zero was calmed a bit.

"This isn't the reason to be acting emo all over. You're Zero! You're the missing piece in Kaname's chessboard." The doctor said, bringing some sense into Zero's brain.

"What? I don't have a chessboard. Stupid freaking psychiatrist. Zero, his tricking ya." Kaname said, crossing his arms while watching Zero get hypnotized by the doctor's finger which was moving right to left.

"You have to find the one that's causing all of this and finish it! You're not gay, Zero. Kaname is!" the doctor said, pointing to the brunette who was sitting in the corner.

"What?!" Kaname was shocked. "I…I'm gay,..? Mommy….? Is this true…?" Kaname began to reflect. Is he really gay? Gay enough to be proud of it?

Then a few seconds later, Zero began to stand.

"That's right… I'm Zero…" Zero said as he looked at his two bright hands.

"That's it… you're getting through!" the doctor's smile was reaching until his ears which were flapping for joy.

"I'm… I'm the missing piece in Kaname's chessboard." He repeated.

"Yes! That's right, Zero! " The doctor was so excited that he jumped on his chair. Kaname's jaw dropped.

"This can't be… what's happening?!" Kaname was so curious that he stood up and went infront to witness Zero emote.

"Ore wa…"

"ORE WA HOMO JANAIIII!!" TRANSLATION: "I'M NOT GAY!"

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Kain was walking through the dark halls of the moon dorm, since its already midnight. He fully understands that he is bound to know the secret of what's happening around Cross Academy. Shiki and Ichijo turning gay, and his cousin making him solve logic problems… and other 49 problems to go…

For the meantime, Kain went to the kitchen to get something to drink. There he saw Shiki and Ichijo watching the news while wearing curlers.

"Now for the newsbreak! A while ago in Disneyland, a freak wearing mask was so excited to ride the rollercoaster that he didn't even dare to wear his seatbelt. Here are the witnesses of the catastrophe."

"It was all too sudden, we just saw a man flying saying 'I'm flyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiing!!' out of nowhere then suddenly drops dead on the ground. Poor boy."

"It was his fault. He didn't even wear his seatbelt."

"The conductor should have forced him to."

"Its his fault."

Shiki was so angry that he changed the channel to online shopping.

"Men these days! They couldn't even tell the difference between who's right and wrong!" Shiki said as he applied some hot red nailpolish.

Kain's eyes widened. Its true. Ichiru is dead. He lost grip of the glass of water and ran towards Aidou's room. His cousin' curiosity sometimes gets to use.

"Hanabusa!!"

His eyes widened.

"What the f-ck…"

TO BE CONTINUED…