Warning: This chapter is still stereotypical…
Chapter 8: Mysterious Note
Sora and Riku entered room 101 for Candy Land history to discover that the only two remaining seats lay in front of the classroom. Lolly and several of the jocks they had encountered at McDonalds also had seats in the classroom but theirs were in the back of the room.
"Oh great…" groaned Sora. "It's those Airheads again…"
He was instantly greeted with a hoard of chewed gumballs being spit up at him. The history teacher, a very plump Nerd with big glasses and suspenders by the name of Mr. Nerd, paid no attention to the antics of the students but began the lecture in a very…very (and I mean very) lethargic voice, "Okay, class…today…we will…discuss…the war…between…" Mr. Nerd instantly slumped over where he stood and a loud snore erupted from his mouth. Apparently, he'd bored himself to sleep without even finishing a sentence.
All hell broke loose in the classroom then, while Mr. Nerd slept on…completely oblivious to everything. Several Airheads gained up on a trio of Nerds and proceeded to give them major wedgies.
"Riku, we should do something! We should save them!"
"Sora…" whispered Riku. "If you know what's good for you, you'll stay out of it…"
"But I stand for truth, justice, and the American way…whatever an American is…and I can't just stand by and do nothing!"
"Well, I can."
"But Riku, you're Batman! How can you just sit back and let them win?"
"Like this." Riku promptly scooted back in his seat and used his desk as a foot rest.
"Fine I guess it's up to me to be the hero." He cast a glance at the snoozing teacher and then walked over to the Airheads to intercede on the Nerds' behalves.
"Um…excuse me…" started Sora.
"Yeah?" asked a particularly buff Airhead. The room became dead quiet as all eyes turned on Sora. Riku rolled his eyes.
"Well, I was wondering if you would…maybe…I mean if you feel like it…"
"Spit it out already!" exclaimed an annoyed Lolly.
"Okay…you asked for it…" Sora held out his palms and spit out a piece of paper. He handed it to her.
Lolly grimaced in disgust and turned the distinct shade of a green lollipop as she unfolded the soggy paper. "It says...that he wants us to leave these Nerds alone."
"Well, that can be arranged. I think we've found ourselves a couple of new targets…two super-losers that have a lesson to learn."
Riku's eyes shot up, "TWO? I told him to leave you guys alone…"
One of them shouted, "Nananananananana KILL HIM!"
"Wow, how original…" stated Riku sarcastically. The Airheads immediately formed a circle around Sora and Riku. Sora closed his eyes and began to hum for some reason or another. "What the heck do you think you're doing?"
Suddenly, Kung Fu Fighting started playing and Sora became a lethal fighter. Within fifteen seconds five of the eight Airheads that had intended on assaulting them were unconscious on the floor. Before Sora could knock anymore out, the dismissal bell rang and Mr. Nerd jumpstarted awake.
A surprised expression formed on his face…well he looked as surprised as someone as lethargic as him could appear, "What happened?"
Every finger in the classroom pointed at Sora and Riku.
"Well, then I guess I'll be seeing you in detention." He promptly handed them each a blue slip and went back to the front of the classroom while the unconscious Airheads came to and the remaining students exited from the classroom.
Sora grumpily filed out behind Riku, and gave up on getting the gum out of his hair.
"I told you not to say anything…" muttered Riku. "Anyway, why don't you use some of those moves on the Radioactive Furby?"
"Are you kidding? He's covered in kryptonite! KRYPTONITE, Riku!"
"Whatever, you say Sora… Let's just get through math next hour…"
"Can we stop by our lockers?"
"Why? We don't need anything…"
"I just want to see them…Besides, my Spidey-senses are tingling and telling me that there's something waiting for us there."
"Sora…wrong superhero." Something indeed was telling him that there was something there waiting for them…however, contrary to Sora's belief, it wasn't Spidey-senses but a neon sign taped to a Nerd's back that flashed, "SUPERGEEKS GO TO LOCKERS."
Both of them went to their lockers and when they undid the locks there was a note waiting inside scrawled in sloppy hand-writing. "Meat at phlagpoll after skull."
"Someone needs to go back to elementary school…" muttered Riku.
"Are we gonna go?"
"We have to go to detention first, thanks to your genius plan. If whoever left this really wants to see us, then they can wait."
"You really thought my plan was genius?"
"Sora, I was being sarcastic…"
"Oh…" This statement was followed by an awkward silence before Riku and Sora took off for their next class.
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Billy and Furby hid in a secret corridor within Sugar High.
"Did the Airhead drop off a note like he was supposed to?" asked Billy.
"Yep, I strapped myself to his back to make sure the job was done, and I wrote the note myself."
"Good…I'm sure they'll come. At least, they better."
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Kairi had drifted to sleep as Gloppy carried her along to an unknown location. Bright lights crept across her eyelids causing her to wake up. She was strapped to a chair on a small platform surrounded by a hot pit of caramel.
"What in the worlds?" asked a disgruntled Kairi as she squinted in the bright spotlights that were aimed directly at her. She viewed her surroundings groggily and found that tied and gagged in a chair across the flaming pit of caramel was Goofy also trapped on a small platform and on her left side, Donald sat in the same predicament.
Suddenly, a large man with pink facial hair, colorful clothing, and an icecream top hat and scepter walked into the room. "Ah, so you've finally awaken."
"Who are you?" asked Donald.
"You don't know who I am?"
"Uh… I wouldn't ask if I had a clue…" muttered Donald sourly.
"I am the great King Kandy, and I have been informed that you three are criminals so tonight you will face punishment."
"What kind of punishment?" gulped Goofy.
"You shall be tortured!"
"Are you going to throw us into this boiling pit of caramel or something?" asked Kairi.
"Something much worse…"
"How about tie our limbs to different horses and send them off in different directions?" suggested Donald.
"Worse than that."
"Well…garsh, are you going to tie us up to poles and leave us up there for days on end so that we starve and vultures peck out our eyes and peel the flesh off of our bones?" asked Goofy. Both Kairi and Donald gaped at him in shock…
King Kandy broke the awkward silence that filled the room, "It's far worse than that…You three shall be judges for the auditions of Candy Land Idol. Mwahahahahahaha!" And with a flourish of his cape, he exited the room.
da marshmallow: I hope you all enjoyed. : ) The inspiration for Mr. Nerd came from the most monotone person I've ever heard in my life, and that person also happened to be my Trig teacher. I really don't know how that guy didn't talk himself to sleep… Anyway, I'd really like some feedback so please review! I'm starting to catch up to myself on this story so I need some inspiration to write more ahead.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Justice League, Candy Land, Furby, all of the various candies mentioned in this chapter, McDonalds, Spiderman, Kung Fu Fighting, American Idol, and anything else I forgot to mention that obviously does not belong to me.