Night 30: Another Victim
Opening his eyes, he was shocked to see that the coffin was closed.
"Ohmygosh.. where am I?!" he asked as he tried his best to open the coffin. Is he going to die now? Anyway, Shiki looked in his pockets and pants for a sharp thing to open the wood with. A fail to find one, he sighed.
"Is this the end?" he bit his lip which bled. He was suddenly kicked out from his lame thoughts.
"Well, it's a good thing I'm a vampire." He said to himself as he gnawed himself out of the coffin. Minutes later, he succeeded, then the soil came running in.
"Hey, what the?! Eeww my uniform's all dirty now." He said to himself as he swam over the icky soils. After succeeding, he went out in the open, breathing the clean, fresh air.
"I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!" he said to himself as he opened his arms widely as the people clapped around him.
"Hey, whoa, wait… you're not Ichiru are you?" one asked.
"No, I'm- OMGOSH! THE SUUUUUUN!!" Shiki then noticed that it was 3:00 pm sharp in his FOSSIL branded watch.
"Is he a vampire?"
"I don't know. He must be burning. The sun's too high."
"AAAAAH!! I'M BURNING!! AGHHHHHHH!!" Shiki exclaimed.
The man looked at the man beside him.
"Uhh… his fangs should be receding?" he added.
"NOOOO MY FANGS ARE RECEDING! THEY'RE GONEEE!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
"Well… I don't know!! O.o" the man added. Then suddenly, a girl with blonde ponytails came running by with the real body of the person who they should be burying.
"People! Listen up! The dead body of Ichiru Kiryu was just shipped today! This is his bo- OMFGBBQ! SHIKI!!" she suddenly burst into tears seeing her beloved man being fried by the sun.
"Shiki!" exclaiming so, she let go of the dead decomposing body in the middle of the area and ran to Shiki who was burning.
"Shiki! We'll die together…" she said as she embraced the vampire who is in pain.
"Touya-san…"
"I never had the chance to say that you're freakin hot btw…" she added as she closed her eyes and cried.
The people just watched the romantic and dramatic scene pass their eyes by.. and suddenly, it rained, leaving a pail of ashes on the ground.
"Here! The firemen are here!"
………
Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!
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Footsteps which were running was heard all throughout the halls of the academy. From the entrance to Kaien's office, the door barged open, and a person who was wrapped around in black bed sheet stood infront of Kaien's desk to see him biting the cover of his pen.
"Uh… chairman?"
"OMG who the hell are you?!" he asked.
"its Kain…"
"Oh… why are you wrapped in bed covers?" he asked.
"the sun's freaking high and I'm not stupid enough not to wear sunglasses and protective stuffs. I might be burnt alive." Kain replied as he approached Kaien to explain things,
"Ookay? What's up?" Kaien asked.
"Chairman… a lot of bad things has been happening since the gay gas was released." Kain began.
"Yes I know exactly what you mean…" Kaien said as he brought his palms together and sighed.
"And I know who is causing all this." Kain continued. Kaien' eyes widened and choked on the pen cover.
"Oh shit… chairman?!" Kain began to panic as the man infront of him began to choke. Eating pen covers are dangerous habits after all. Good thing Kain stopped on that.
"Chairman!" Kain began to shake Kaien's shoulders which only brought the pen cover deeper in his throat.
"Oh shit… I have to do something about-"
"kain…don't…… I… deserve this…"
"What the fuck are you saying?! You're dying!" Kain replied, shaking the Chairman's shoulders again.
"Ooops."
"I…. stole…. Kaname's aprons…. He must really….. choookee…… hate me…. Choke choke gaaasppp"
Kain didn't get it. What's with aprons and the dorm head? Anyway, the chairman is dying and here he is infront of him. He might get suspected.
"No chance of saving you… I'm very sorry chairman…. But I have to discuss this matter with another living dude!" Kain said, finally leaving the chairman to choke on his pen cover in peace. As soon as the doors closed shut, Kaien stopped moving.
"Rest in peace… Rijichou.."
TO BE CONTINUED…