At Tortuga…

Antoinette, Jack, and Will all got off of the Interceptor. "Ugh," Antoinette said, wrinkling her nose, "Jack, you LIVED here?"

"Aye. Beautiful, isn't it?"

"Beautiful a rat's bum!" Antoinette said, trying not to throw up due to the stench.

"Look at it this way, lass. If every man lived in a town like Tortuga, no man would be sober. In fact," Jack said, twirling around to look at Antoinette, "It would be quite humorous to watch if your bloody fiancée-"

"Commodore Norrington," Antoinette interrupted.

"Aye, Norrington, were to have a drink or two here. Or ten."

Antoinette smacked Jack across the face. Jack turned to Will. "Not sure I deserved that," he said.

"You did!" Antoinette yelled at him. "Commodore Norrington would never come to a run down, reeking with odor, dust cloth town like this! Let alone get drunk!"

"Calm down, lass," Jack said, waving his hands in front of him. "'Twas just a joke."

"Well Jack," Antoinette said sarcastically, "You forgot the punch line."

"Touché, my aristocratic friend," Jack said. He suddenly stopped in front of a pigsty, with a man sleeping on top of the pigs. Jack got two buckets full of water, handed one to Will, and splashed the other on the sleeping man.

"Curse ya for breathin', ya slack-jawed idiot!" The man yelled waking up. He stared at Jack for a second. "Mother's love, Jack. 'Tis it really you?"

"As I'll ever be, Mr. Gibbs."

Mr. Gibbs stood up, and took Antoinette's hand, and kissed it. "Well, Jack," Antoinette said, looking at Jack, "at least one man in this odor attracting town has a little bit of gentlemen qualities in him."

"And who be this fine young lass?" asked Mr. Gibbs, smiling up at Antoinette.

"This be Miss Antoinette Davenport. Now lad, ye don't want to go and get yer self killed, this is Commodore Norrington's bonny lass," Jack said.

"Commodore Norrington, eh?" Mr. Gibbs asked. Antoinette nodded. Mr. Gibbs shook his head, and said, "Strikes fear into the heart of many a pirate, he does."

"Aye. Now, down to business," Jack said before Antoinette could say anything. "I have a preposition for ye. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink, and the man who was sleeping drinks while listening to a plan of the man who did the waking."

Mr. Gibbs looked confused for a second, and then smiled and said, "Aye. I'll about do it!" Just then, Will splashed the water from the second bucket onto Mr. Gibbs.

"Blast it, I'm already awake!" Mr. Gibbs yelled.

Will remained calm. "That was for the smell."

Mr. Gibbs looked as if he were about to say something, but then stopped and nodded.

At the bar….

"Wait here," Jack said to Will and Antoinette. "Well what are we supposed to do in this dump?" Antoinette asked no one.

"I guess that there's really nothing you can do here except get drunk," Will said sarcastically, yet truthfully.

Antoinette kept looking over at Jack and Mr. Gibbs. And they seemed to be taking glances at Will, and talking about him. Finally, they both got up, and went back over to where Antoinette and Will were waiting.

"Girls," Jack said to the both of them, "get back on the ship. We're going after the Black Pearl."